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#93 - THE MASK OF FRANKENSTEIN

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A number can be an excuse for a party, and 93 gives us plenty to celebrate. We kick off with pure joy—Halloween nostalgia, shared Frankenstein masks, and a baby shower packed with Trout Stream onesies—before diving into the sports nerdery you asked for: the best athletes to wear 93. John Randle’s ferocity, Dwight Freeney’s spin legend, Jason Babin’s wide-nine years, and Jakub Voracek’s ripple effect in Philly hockey spark a fast, fun tour through football, hockey, baseball, and even the rare NBA 93.

From there we fire up the engines: recent NASCAR trends, manufacturer storylines, and a high-stakes choice between heart and head. One of us rides with Denny Hamlin’s long arc toward a title, the other backs a late-season heater in Chase Briscoe. It’s fan energy with receipts, the kind of back-and-forth that makes Sunday feel closer. Threaded between the laughs, we hand out Golden Trout Awards for real-world kindness—from a Virginia wedding venue gifting maternity photos to a wildlife rescue that turned a mistaken hedgehog into a mascot with grace.

Then—weird gets wonderful. Paul’s Weird News serves up an “artificial tongue” that measures spiciness, escaped lab monkeys with serious PPE warnings, and the blue-furred dogs of Chernobyl, all delivered with curiosity and common sense. The fan-voted pie bracket keeps the stakes delicious: chocolate crushes walnut, pumpkin steamrolls peach, apple strudel advances, and strawberry squeaks past French silk to face pecan. We wrap by revisiting road trip snack loyalties—Twizzlers, jerky, sunflower seeds—and invite you to add yours to the mix.

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Hello everyone and welcome to the Trout Stream. I am Harry Troutman, and with me as always, a guy who can crack two eggs with one hand at the same time. I am Paul Troutman. We're serving up a show the whole family can enjoy. That means big last for the adults and nothing you gotta explain to the kids. We're talking zero cursing, zero politics, just a hundred percent fun. We have segments like our fan voted brackets, PWN. That's Paul's weird news for those new to the stream. We dive in on a news segment called Hooked on a Post, where we bring social media straight to the pod. And we pack up the truck for all the stuff we want to talk about, but have no idea where to put it. Of course, we hand out our Covenant Golden Trout Awards for all the good and heartwarming stuff, and let some deserving folks know they are the eel of the week. So pick up a poll, cast a line, and join us on the stream. Today, on episode 93, we'll discuss our favorite athletes to wear 93, hand out our awards, and of course, much, much more. Hall, listeners, lovers, and friends, welcome to episode 93. Welcome to the Trout Stream. Welcome, welcome, welcome. 93, Harry. I don't know how many times we got it to where the second number squared is the first number. I guess maybe 42, but other than that, really awesome. Before we get started, let's give a huge shout out. Buddy, we got the country pretty covered this week. Oh, I'm in. We got the villages in Florida. That was one I saw earlier this week. The villages in Florida. That could be a lot of places. That's uh an interesting thing. Uh, where are you guys at? The villages. I'll notice. Have you ever heard of Gibsonia, Pennsylvania? I honestly can't say I have Gibsonia. Me neither. Sounds like uh one of those weird central PA names. Well, I noticed going back towards Pittsburgh, uh, there's a lot more burgs out west of the state. That makes sense. And McConn, Georgia. And of course, we're gonna we're gonna get an angry tweet saying, it's not Makan, it's McCann. Oh yeah, yo, make it. Listen. Listen, listen, guys. Listen. We're gonna say it how we want to say it. I'm also gonna ask about your weekend, quick flash in a hurry. How was it? Real good, cleaning up, getting ready for all Halloween's Eve, getting some final touches done on all the costumes. Can't wait. Yeah. Are we sticking with the witch and the cat? We are. That's a simple costume idea. Ready to go trick-or-treat. We're going trick-or-treating tomorrow. We're gonna go trunk or treating tonight, but weather's not great. We're not going out there. And then didn't want them messing up their costumes tonight because they're gonna be on point for tomorrow. Ah, that's another good point. Yes, Angie and I uh will not be trick-or-treating. We will not be giving up candy. We are going away. We got some maternity photos coming up this weekend. So that is exciting. You know what? I'm uh I'm gonna put something out there on all of our social medias starting on Halloween. So it's gonna be the post will be done before the show comes out. Share your Halloween photos with us. Yeah, yeah. Whatever you're comfortable sharing. Bring it in, man. If you're comfortable, share it. You want to show off your kids or your cat or your dog, if you're one of those people that dressed them up, share it. If you want to dress up, you think that you have a better Ron Burgundy costume than I ever had, I challenge you to bring it. My favorite- I don't know if I have a favorite Halloween costume. Probably when I was just the Red Ranger, because that's cool. Uh, what year was that? Was that three years ago? I that was probably 30 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I also remember that costume. Do you also remember the Frankenstein mask that we had that got shared around between all of us? I was just smelling that thing in my head, actually. It's funny you mentioned that. I was smelling it. You said Red Ranger 30 years ago, and that is what popped in my head just now. Like, boom, hey, remember that Frankenstein mask we all had? Yeah. Yeah, that thing. Man, could you imagine the bacteria and germs that grew in that thing? That's what I was gonna say. Like, we always got sick right after Halloween. Like, oh, is it because it's so cold out? We're walking around. No. I put a petri dish on my face and walked six blocks, which doesn't sound like much, but before we get into the show, do you do you I'll go first? And while I'm going, you can think of it. Do you have any favorite Halloween uh trick-or-treating things? Trick-or-treating stories. I have one. Oh, yeah. Lady over to uh the street over from us. She used to give out a penny, a dime, and a nickel and a quarter. And it was, you know, it was really cool. It's it's really it's old school, and I get it. Looking back now, I get it. And then one year she looks at me and she goes, Nothing for you. You're too big. And I was like, What? I'm a twin. She like gave my twin sister something. I'm like, where do they say? No, no, you're too big. And she kind of had an accent, you know, a little old worldish, and she's like, Oh no. Oh no, I I remember exactly which house it was, and her house reminds me of Grumpy Old Men. I think it was Grumpy or Old Men when he's handing out a stapler and a coaster, like that was her like, all right, here's a couple coins. But my favorite was across the street where you get the Acme sodas. Ooh, yes. Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty sure we talked about the last Halloween episode or two years ago, but the Acme guy, you go in there and you have flats. What do you want? Do you want root beer? Do you want orange? Do you want grape? Do you want whatever the odd flavors were? And we would just get different ones. And you're like, sweet, I got me a can of soda. But after a couple blocks, you're like, why is this bag so heavy? And it's just a can of soda in your sleeping bag or your pillowcase. Sleeping bag. Can you imagine going out with a sleeping bag? But yeah, that thing got heavy. That's what I always remember. I always got thirsty, so like I was always so grateful because in my little mind, like you know, obviously, mom and dad had to always check the candy. There was nothing to check on a soda. You know what I mean? Is it sealed? Is there anything funky on it? No? Let's go. Is it sealed up? All right. You're not going to slip a brazil blade in my soda without unsealing it. All great stories, but I want to hear a story about your last weekend, Harry. Last weekend, baby shower. I just want to send a huge thank you to everyone that came out, supported Ange and the baby. So loved. There were some trout stream onesies I saw. Oh, yeah. By the way, uh, I think you had something to do with it. And it was funny because it was uh it was like a memory clothesline of onesies. And you know, Melissa got me Lilo and Stitch, and Amanda got me some uh dinosaurs dinosaurs for We're Back, the dinosaur movie. Mm-hmm. And you know, it's just stuff like that. Um, and then I'm I'm walking, I'm like, oh trout stream, that's cool. And another trout stream, I'm like, oh man, this is so this is so awesome. And then I'm like, wait a minute, I don't think we've released these images yet. We have images stored. Tint merch link in bio. You'll see them there, but I don't think we released images yet. Not all of them. And I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute. So that was uh I wanted to thank you and Katie for that. That was uh super great, and I super appreciate it. That was all Katie. Yeah. Uh the hardest part I had to do was to hit send. Yeah. It was all her idea. You know I'm not good at these ideas. Me neither, dude. I can build the Taj Mahal, but I won't think about it. But you know, look over there. Probably rock. It's not a rock. It's not a boulder.

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It's a rock.

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You guys need some onesies? I'd probably buy you some, like, I don't know, green ones. But here you go. That's what I would do. Yeah, here is um blowout diaper color because guess what? I'm saving you some time. Yeah, and uh uh I hope we just like hose her off when she gets here, you know what I mean? Like take her out back and shh. No, it's great. Yeah. Don't go on jet mode, go full so it doesn't hurt her skin. You know what I'm saying? I was gonna do I was gonna do flat, just cover the whole thing. Just one flat is very as smart, just straight down. Do not go vertical. Big best. I know from experience. Good, good. Speaking of experience, we have a 93 hockey player that actually came to mind. I think this was the first genuine hockey player, but I can't even talk about him yet because you go first this week. You beat me. We're in the final four. Buddy, let me hear your nice. I just wanted to make sure you didn't take who I'm thinking of because I don't know if you thought of them. I probably didn't. And uh, I am I got a few here, and I doubt I don't even have any hockey players on my list because I wasn't even thinking of hockey. I was thinking of, first off, Pat Nishek, relief pitcher for the Philadelphia Phillies from 2018 and 2019. Only Phillies player to wear number 93 in franchise history. Doesn't want to stat check, fact check me, go ahead. I dare you. Uh moving on. That's some aggression there. Yeah, I don't know. It's fun. I know, it's fun. Like, I don't care. These are in no particular order, but I gotta start with the Hall of Fame, right? Because Hall of Fame honors you eat first, you get introduced first. John Randall. He's like a 16-time pro bowler, five or six-time all-pro, defensive lineman, and the man, the myth, the legend. He is he could probably play quarterback better than Tua, and he's one of the best defensive tackles of all time. John Randle. Doesn't get much better than that. Now you want to go stats-wise, 93, all-time defensive end. Uh, you mainly know him from his time with the Indianapolis Colts. That is the football team that is in Indianapolis, Indiana. Horseshoe is our logo. Dwight Freeney, rock solid. Rock solid. Two more, Harry. I don't even did hold on, did Dwight Freeney ever play anywhere else or did he retire a Colt? No, he went to Arizona.

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There.

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Okay. And I believe he played in Atlanta for a bit. But I noticed he got near like the end of quote end of his career. Like, obviously, these guys are jobbers and they bounce around. Yeah. Kind of like Von Miller is now. Like, you don't realize Von Miller went from Denver to somewhere to Buffalo, and I think he's in Chicago now. He's somewhere else. Yeah. But we talked about him like episode 50 or whatever it was. So get out of here, Von Miller. Harry, my last two near and dear to our heart. One was the introduction of the wide nine defense in Philadelphia. Defensive end. Uh, he had that one sleeve, it was just looking like tribal barbed wire. I would love to have him on the show just as a human being, a philanthropist, and to beg him not to punch me in the face if I say anything wrong about his tattoos. Jason Babin. Jason Babin, dude. I have not heard that name in years. That was uh, let me dig deep into that side cargo pocket here. Oh, wow. I got something down in there. Pull it out. And in my last 93, Harry, let me reach over here to the hanger. Let me pull out this jersey that unfortunately ended his season with us. When he signed with us from the Tennessee Titans, they called him the freak. Man, the freak was Weapon X. Defensive end, number 90 with Tennessee, number 93 with Philadelphia Eagles. Javon the freak curse. The freak. That dude was supposed to be like it. Like we signed him in Philly. We were we're there. No more stopping us. The freight train is coming. Yep, yep, yep. And then I bought his jersey. I wore it one time. He tore his ACL, blew his knee out, and I'm pretty sure that was it for him in Philly. Um, this is all your fault, actually. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that it's the only jersey I've ever bought at the Eagle store in the Lancaster Outlets. Oh, okay. It was a month or two ago. They were giving away um confetti, Super Bowl confetti with any$50 purchase over there. I thought about doing it, but it was a Thursday, and I'm an adult who has, you know, a job. Yeah, been there. I got one of them too, sometimes. You getting paid or not is another thing. Doing it for free. That's it. It's all my 93s, Harry. I'm curious. Who do you got? Jacob Voricek. He was part of the Jeff Carter trade. Yeah. Played with Claude Giroux, the captain. Part of those teams that uh, you know, were pretty good, got us to the playoffs, never quite there. Never brought home the cup, but had gave us promise. But it's also we traded Jeff Carter to get Voricek. And then Carter wound up getting traded from the Blue Jackets in Columbus to the Kings, and him and Keith Richards won the cup. I was gonna say, I thought I thought they won. Oh, they won the cup in 11 together and 13 after Philly lost in 10 to Chicago. That's right. But yeah, that's all I have. This is gonna be an odd week, Harry. I'm gonna go out of order. Dum dum. Go on. I have no draft picks this week. No. I've looked. I'm sorry. No. I went back to the 1980 draft, 1970 draft. I'm looking. I'm digging. There has been no Pro Bowlers, no all pros. The number 93 NFL draft pick and baseball draft pick, I can't find anything. And I was astounded by that. So then I did some more research and realized nine players have worn 93 in Major League Baseball history. Go on. The first, I believe, had knee shack with the Phillies and somebody else in 2018 both wore it for the first time that year. But how about let's give it up to our boy Yimmy Garcia for the Toronto Blue Jays, who's wearing number 93 on the World Series Blue Jays. This stuff writes itself, man. One win away from being World Series champion wearing 93. I don't know if anybody's ever done that. Like these are stats I don't look into. I should. That's exciting. Three players have worn 93 in MBA history. We have Metal World Peace 06 to 08 on the Kings. Kings, yep. Noah Penda is currently wearing it for the Magic. We just played the Magic the other night, and I have noticed that. I was watching that game. Fun fact. Nice, dude. Yeah, it was weird. I also watched some of the game and I did not see Noah out there. But also, I'm not really paying attention to anybody on the other teams on my stuff. No, no. I it was a quick 93 was on my mind thinking of the show, and he was there. And I was like, oh I'll have to make a note. I'll have to make a note of that. Never wrote it down. Ended up on the show sheet somehow. Yeah, greatest part. 93 highest selling album in the United States is Garth Brooks, self-titled album, Garth Brooks. The third top Billboard Top 100 song, Marvin Gay. I heard it through the Grapevine. I thought the California Raisins sang that one, but okay. I hate how funny that was. The 93 highest grossing movie, Thor Ragnarok. That's disrespectful to have it that low. That's a fantastic movie. That is a great movie. Thor is my favorite Marvel character before all of them came out. I'm just saying, buddy, I think there are 92 other films that are better than Thor Ragnarok. I would agree with that. We try to keep the show to the to uh uh to an hour and we're already running a little behind, so I'm gonna move on to 93-year-old celebrities. I mean, uh, my favorite part. I have one that I am being okay, two. I found a second. This is getting hard, buddy. My list has 15, and I I kind of dwindle it down. We have Harry Sidnen, which is he's a hockey player. Ah, yeah. Sidin? Nope. S-I-N-D-E-N S-I-N-D-E-N. Sidden. Oh the old Sinbin. Ned Jarrett. Ned. Is that Jeff Jarrett's Jeff Jarrett? Dale Jarrett's dad, Nash, Hall of Famer, both of them, who has a lot of wins in the 11 car, who won championships. Yeah, same Ned. David Scott, the astronaut. Oh, Davy. Should get him on. And then last and certainly not least, Dan Rathers. Dan Rathers is 93? Man, he was handsome when we were younger. I just don't know where he went. All right, buddy. Now we have the celebrities that passed away at 93. There's actually a lot. Willie Mays passed away, 93. I can't believe Willie was 93, but also top five baseball player of all time. Gerald Ford, former president. Mickey Rooney, Barbara Walters. An athlete, a president, a comedian, and a reporter. Oh man, what a day. Christopher Lee, James Earl Jones, Ronald Reagan. Christopher Lee, the British comedian. Yes. James Bond. Everybody needs to go research that guy. Sorry, Harry. He's had a very crazy life. He's had one of the coolest lives ever. All time, probably. Yes. Well, I mean second, but okay. Close. Yeah. Yeah, we could we can almost do a whole episode, just the two of us, on his life, and it would be amazing. Yeah, and it'd still be a two-parter. I don't know if I mentioned Ronald Reagan. Yes. And last but obviously not least, Harriet Tudman, 93. 93. She lived a great life. That's karma, baby. That's that's karma. I would have lost a dollar on that bet. I did not guess. That era, right? That era I did not believe went to 93. I mean, living in 93. She was the queen of the night. And she kept everything rolling. Good for her. 93. Good for her. Jeff Gordon kept it rolling with 90. No, you might ask me, what does Jeff Gordon and Harry Tubman have to do with each other? The number 93, that's about it. The 93 car ran 411 races with zero wins. We're back in the winless column, buddy. I'm so sorry. Nah man. What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding? I don't get how a car like that can be in so many races and not win. I was gonna say, you're bound to win one. I guess not. Dave Blaney, 74 races. Travis Kipple, 70 races. Last ran by Matt D Benonetto. Benonetto. Last ran by Matt DM D. Benonetto. Jeez, I hate his name. For four races, I actually use him in NASCAR 25 on the Xfinity. He runs the 99 biking motorsports car, and I think it looks dope. Oh, that's a pretty good car. Uh, Matty D. Yeah, we all had hopes for him. I don't think his career's over or anything. We'll be back. No, they you know, uh, that's what he said. Someday I'm coming back. Yeah. Did he drive the 21 car? He drove the 21 car for a season. After he had that stellar second half of the year in the 95 car, where he finished second at Bristol. Phenomenal driving. And then, but he didn't sign a contract in time. Because most contracts are gotta be signed by August, and then he did well in like September. Yeah, so what are you gonna do? You know what I mean? So he was yeah, uh he went up in a 21 car for I think a year. He seems like a 21 Wood Brothers kind of guy. We're going to Phoenix. Oh, it's gonna be a lovely day. So it is the final four, it's the championship four. That's it. I have one car left to pick. You you had two. I got two. I don't want to do points right now. No, none. I don't want to do standings or wins. I do have a question. Did you win win last week? I won one last week. So you got 20 bonus points. You won two races in the playoffs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was making sure I got very confused. Like, no, it's 10 per race. Yes, I got two wins in the playoffs. I I mean, you can go first, I can go first. It doesn't really matter. Because, like I said, my my pick is in. I'll just say my pick, and we'll we'll hear about yours. How about that? I'm in, dude. My official pick for the last of it, for the final race of 2025. Chase Briscoe. That's a good one. That's all I can pick. He's he's my last driver. Clearly, it's the only one you got. And I have two. I have the two favorites. I have the two top dogs. Somehow, someway, I've let these guys slip through the cracks and wait till the end. Kyle Larson, Denny Hamlin. One is who I want, the other one is where my brain goes. Can I have them both tie and share the championship? Except for give me five car. I didn't see that coming. Didn't see it coming. It's Kyle Larson in Phoenix. Who won Vegas? Denny. You're going against it? I don't want to, but I said the five car. Buddy, I I mean this isn't deer hunter, man. This is you can you can change your mind. Alright, give me the 11. That's it. I need to prove my fact. This is your stuff. I was just thinking I feel bad for Denny because Denny's gonna win every crown jewel race multiple times. Denny's got 60 wins. Then he's got everything but a championship, and that's where I feel bad for the guy. I don't hate Denny. No. Um, we talked about it before. It's something about him driving a Toyota. Kyle Bush is in a Toyota. It's something about the swagger that they carry in a Toyota. Yeah. And I agree. I got nothing against him. Daryl Jarrett was the first one. We're he's getting brought up twice in this episode. We haven't talked about him in a while. First one to drive Toyota. Whatever it was about him. Wasn't a huge fan. Respect him. I respect Denny.

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Yeah.

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I think Denny's one of the best drivers out there. Yeah. He's never won a championship. Yeah, I'm taking the. I'm not even gonna, I've talked myself into it. Give me the 11. He won Vegas. He's had two races to prep for this. Yeah. I'm in. Now I will lock it down. Final answer going with the answer. Final answer going with the 11. And now here comes the craziest stat of the year, Harry. Go on. I've gone the entire 36 race season without picking Kyle Larson one time. So weird. It's criminal, actually. It is. That's really why I was going with him because I I didn't want to go the whole year without picking Kyle Larson, but I did. You know? You're good. I'll fill it in. Ready? We're in episode 93. We talked about it already. Denny's got like 60, 61 wins. I think he's at 61 wins now. Yeah. I don't believe he'll be at the 93 like Jeff. No, I don't either. And again, my head says Briscoe. He's just been on fire the second half of the year. But my heart does want Denny. And I just feel like it's the Dale Sr. at the 500. You know what I mean? Just give it to him. You know, not just give it to him, but like just go get yours. You know what I mean? 20 years of trying, 20 years of struggle. I don't want to see it going for 20 years for Denny. How long has he been? Yeah. You know? I don't want to watch. He's been raced for a long time. Hall of Famer for sure, but yeah, I I I want him, you know, and it was that last race that he won, Vegas, that he won, where he was like, I'm gonna be a human being. You know, he's like, nah, not tonight. Not tonight. You know, normally I I when I saw that, that's when I was like, there's one thing for a guy to be a a butt, an a-hole, and it's another when it's just an act.

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Yeah.

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And when you saw the human side of him that it was just an act, you're like, ah, dang it, he's just he's just playing the villain, dude. That's what that's what he wants to do. Even my heart would break for him. Yeah, I feel for the guy, but he is playing the villain role very well. Yes. And I I get it, dude. Bro, we're two Philly fans, we know what being the villain is. I was just gonna say last week we talked a good bit about wrestling, maybe a little too much about wrestling. We talk, but that's one of the things we, you know, you can love a bad guy. Yeah. Wrestling has taught us you can love a bad guy and you can love Danny Hamlin. I don't hate Danny. I I mean there's been times where I was annoyed because he was winning so many times, you're like, all right, I get it. Yeah. But it's Danny. He started off under Junior's wing. And then just got picked up by Joe Gibbs, like True X did. Like all these guys that started under Junior have come up to prosper. We need to do a junior family tree. Oh, dude. You know, I'm gonna start working that now. I was gonna say we uh we got like six sub-podcasts we can add to. No, but let's just record every day for multiple hours a day of all these different shows and episodes. Yeah, man. Let me just quit my job. Me too. I think our wives would really appreciate that. They would love that. All right. So we're both going Joe Gibbs cars, by the way. We're both going Toyota to go and win the championship. We just got done saying about Toyotas, and then we both pick a Toyota. There's two Toyotas, two Chevys, no Ford. Ford has won in the last three years in a row. So it went Joey, Blaney, Joey, and then the last non-Ford was Kyle Larson. This is exciting. I'm in. I'll have the race tune in on Sunday. You know, instead of getting mad at one another this week in fantasy, we should have been nice to one another. We should have been hoping for dimes to Derrick Henry. All game. Yeah, we should have been, we should have been hoping like just, hey, screen pass, 50-yard screen pass at Derrick Henry, like five times, please. Five times. So Paul and I in a fantasy league, it's a husband and wife league where you, your wife, chance, Rowan, Guy, Kelsey, Harry, and Paul Sabrina, you have Derrick Henry on your team. I have Lamar Jackson on mine. So rushing touchdowns suck for me. Passing touchdowns suck for you. Yeah, it's not good. But we should have like joined forces and like I like you said, you know, five-yard dumps that end up for 70-yard touchdowns. I'm in, dude. I wouldn't obviously they don't listen to us, but but also you're playing Sabrina this week, so like I'm gonna get I'm gonna hear about it later, going, did you know Lamar Jackson was gonna do that well? And be like, no, I didn't know Lamar Jackson was back in. My favorite thing is uh Ange, because I helped her in the draft, like I said before. It's my fault players got injured, so because I picked them. Let's give out some golden trouts, buddy. Oh, oh, let me hear about it. We are getting maternity photos this weekend. We're actually getting uh two sets done. One by a friend and another. We are going to our wedding venue down in Virginia. Yeah. And we're gonna do maternity photos there, and where we did some wedding pictures. We're gonna redo no maternity pictures. Yeah, it's kind of a little surprise, a little little something cool we did. So we reached out to uh our wedding planner, and she owns the venue, and we pitched the idea to her, and she said, Not only will I do it, I will do it for free. What? No one has asked me to do this. And I was thinking, how has no one ever thought of this? Why has nobody thought of that? Uh, because it's genius. So we will be in the Shenandoah Mountains taking maternity pictures this weekend. But uh, you know, just a quick shout-out, quick golden trout, actually, to the Golden Horseshoe Inn. The Golden Horseshoe Inn, I remember that place. Great place, great time. Great place, great time. Really appreciate it. So I just want to say thank you to them. And if you're looking to get married in the Shenandoah area, I know what place. Yeah, I know what place. They had good beer. Now, Harry, my golden trout's gonna take us international. And this is uh it could it was Borderline PWN. Okay, ooh, okay, this is gonna be great. But instead, I decided to pull it back because it's almost a twofer. And let me there are no names. I'm not gonna disclose any names on this one because that could. But let's head on over to Cheshire, England, Fabio London town. Heard they also have good beer there. There was a woman and she found what she thought was a baby hedgehog, and so she brought it to the wildlife rescue center. Golden trout right there. You found a baby hedgehog in the wild, and you're like, ooh, can't find mom, can't find papa. Let me take you to the rescue to save you. Golden trout worthy, right there. Boom. If that was it, stars on the tree, we move on from there. Beautiful. But here's where it gets better. She said rescue only to discover. It was actually a pom-pom from a beanie hat. So the the rescue team that was there, they nicknamed the bomb the pom-pom hoglet. And while you know, it was like a little faux hedgehog, a little fake thing. Was not in any danger. They still treated it as like a little mini mascot they put up on the shelf, boom, boom, boom. Hey, this is Hoglet over here. So, right there, that's two golden trials. One for the woman rescuing what she thought was a baby hedgehog, but to the rescue center for not being jerks and kicking her out and shooing her to the curb, they said, Hey, bring hoglet here. We're gonna put this little baby hedgehog, pom-pom, up, take care of it, gave it a name, made sure it was well fed. Good for them. That's my golden trout this week. That's beautiful, dude. I now need to find out if I can ship our actual golden trout to international. Yeah, dude. Please. I don't see why not. Yeah, I think I'd put an extra stamp or two on it. I mean, I I work in logistics. I can I'll figure it out. Yeah. Just let me know. Another golden trout, real quick, going out to my nephew uh Levi. Uh he is a toddler, and I uh I get my stock advice from him. That's good. Yeah, yeah, we. Are we are up two cents? Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe it's inside our trading, but we are nothing but positive. He tells me the moves to make. So, Levi, thank you. Way to go, Levi. Right, right, right and see your college fun, buddy. Yeah, he's uh he's like top three favorite nephew of mine on that side of the family. You only have two. Yeah, only two. That's why I said it. Charlie's. He's like my my next door neighbor. My next door neighbor now. That's weird. My next door neighbor. They have this little like French bulldog pug thing. Like, I don't think it's a purebred or a terrier, maybe. Pug terrier almost. Yeah, one of them. Pug Pug terrier. It's the worst. It's the worst dog in the whole world. First off, it dug under the fence to come into my yard. And then like I picked him up and took him home and then covered the whole. And I'm sitting there and I'm watching, and he'll just run back and forth all day. And then I noticed he went behind their pole barn, and then he was walking along the fence. And then he disappeared behind the pole barn. And then I look over and he's on the other side of the fence. And he's looking at me, and he's just like, ah. And I was like, oh my god, you're the worst dog. Hell yeah, dude. Like he knew he looked, he looked for me. It was like, and I'm like, I don't care. I'm not I'm not chasing you. And he's head hunting you, and like that's just like the one of the houses we looked at the other day, same story, right? It's got a pool, a good backyard, a head anxiety because like there's no fence, and the kids are really close to the pool. Yeah. And we're like, hey, let's go check out the rest of the yard. And then you look and like, oh, there's a dog parking behind in the backyard. Uh, whatever, it might be annoying. You look up and it's like there's a little mini shed. The dog is on top of it. It's like, I don't know, medium-sized dog, like lab, some kind of terror mix, just stand there, just looking at Olivia Piper, just barp, barp, barking at him like, what are you doing? It's up on top of this structure. Like, he can literally just go into our yard. Or into that, not our yard, but that yard, like boop, friendly, just yip in. Yeah, dude. Same with his name's Elliot. I love him. He's just so he's just so bad. You know what I mean? But like he comes back home and like he's fine, but it's just like, dude, you're horrible. When I tell you we got matchups, we got matchups on matchups this week. We're talking about practice, okay? We're talking about pies. What are we talking about? Northern, southern, east coast, west coast, northwest, Pacific Northwest, the Pacific Southwest, the Gulf Southeast. Harry D's pies go with everybody. Let's jump into it. No order. Who cares? We're gonna do our thing. Starting from Uncle Gary's grasshopper region. For those on the street, we know it is the top left region. We have chocolate pie versus walnut pie. Now, chocolate pie, folks, is not just chocolate pie. Any kind of chocolate pie, chocolate cream, chocolate mousse. If there is a crust and if there is a chocolate filling, it falls into this category. This one here. This is an old-fashioned beatdown, is what this one was, Harry. This is the one where he's so good. The winner stands there with his hands out and goes, Jesus loves me. This is why I'm in first place. 94 to 6. Chocolate is moving on. Walnut is going home. Walnut's not even coming to pie night on Thanksgiving Eve. It's going home. Okay. Wow. I didn't. Okay. Was not anticipating that, were you? No, I'm I'm dumbfounded, to be honest. I see. Same top row, top right. Let's go to top right region. We're Aunt Marie's martini region, as we call it for Thanksgiving, because Aunt Marie ain't getting through no holiday without a little martini in her solo cup. We got Apple Strusel going against caramel pie. This one here, how do I explain it, Harry? This is a no-contest victory. This is an NFL team going against a middle school team in football. Derrick Henry is just going to run for 16,000 yards in one game. Apple Strusel's moving on 91-8. Oh. Or 91-9, I guess, technically. Can't read my own handwriting. So Apple Strusel. Next time we see Apple Strusel from the top right region. Next week. When I say next time, next time is now, and next time is next week, it'll be going against cherry pie. Who's ready for that, Harry? I could go for some cherry pie right now. I could go for some warrant cherry pie right about now. Speaking of cherry pie, let's go to the bottom right region. Grandma's bourbon. We all know. Grandma's got that bourbon hidden away. I'm not really going to scoreboard massacre, but let's just say. Bottom right region. You got pumpkin pie going against peach pie. Two that I love. I love both. But for Thanksgiving, are peaches in season? I don't know, because only 17% of the fans thought that way. 83 to 17 pumpkin pie is moving on. Yeah, I mean, Thanksgiving pumpkin is going to be that's the number one contender. Right. Like, okay, what kind of treat do you want for Christmas? I want cookies. Boom, it's moving on. Next time we see pumpkin, it'll be on it against lemon meringue. Now that Harry is about little uh meringue and topping with some lemon base. Or do you want some uh pumpkin pie? Maybe some knockoff meringue of cool whip. And now, Harry, what the audience has been waiting for. From cousin Cheryl's champagne region. She likes to celebrate everything for no particular reason. Sweet. You didn't get fired this week from the fast food joint. Got it, Cheryl. Champagne toast. We got French silk or strawberry pie. Harry, this is the closest vote one of the week. I say this one for last. From the bottom left region. As everybody knows, bottom left is the Cousin Cargo Shorts region. 52 to 48. It doesn't say where it's from, but as those of us in the Northwest Louisiana know, Strawlin says the best strawberry pie. I never heard them selling out their French silk, but this is close 52 to 48. Oh. Strawberry. Strawberry Pies mobile. I don't know if I've ever had strawberry pie. Imagine like a lemon meringue, but it's with strawberries. Stop. Yeah, the bottom of it, it, you know, so you get graham cracker crust. I'm pretty sure that most pies have graham cracker crust, unless it's like apple or pumpkin. Anyway, you get your crust and it's like a strawberry slurry. Uh kind of like a cherry pie would be, or apple pie, whatever that fruit and liquid is. Some cool whip topping. Trust in me, Harry, when I say it is delicious. It is refreshing. And it is moving on to the next round. The next time we see strawberry pie, which will be next week. Next time we vote, you'll see strawberry pie, and it'll be going against the one, the only, the OG, the classic, the two names because one isn't good enough. The pecan pecan pie. It's gonna be a slobber knocker. That one's not gonna be a runaway victory. I don't think so. No way. Neither one of them are backing down. I'm talking, this is Muhammad Levers, Mike Tyson in their primes, both. Give me a 15-round match. We'll see what happens. But that's it, folks. I will be getting those polls put out. If I can ever figure out how to do polls on TikTok, the world is done. I don't know if you can. The world is over at that point. We'll figure it out. Power to the people. But unfortunately, unfortunately, some people are slimy, disgusting creatures. Let's move on to our eels of the week. I got one. Yeah, go. I want to hear yours. I am at the age and mindset of I will pay for convenience. Facts. Yes. I paid someone to change my oil. I know how. Trust me. I know how to change my own oil. I'm in. Yep. I don't want to. I'll pay you. I don't cut my grass anymore. I couldn't get into it. I tried and tried and tried. I pay someone to cut my grass. I can. I still think I cut it better than he does. They tried to tell me my tires were low. And my truck's new with only 40,000 miles. Uh-huh. They're like, oh, you should replace your back tire soon. Like, they'll pass inspection, but it's looking a little rough. Don't upsell me. I'm not an idiot. Pay I'm not bringing my truck to you because I don't know how. Know the difference. Yeah. I just thought that was like kind of icky. You know what I mean? I didn't like that. You're not going to upsell me because I can tell. Right. And I'm not saying I'm like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. No, I'm not saying any of that. I'm just saying I'm not. Don't just assume people are dumb. I have a depth gauge in my glove box. I would pull out and be like, hey, champ, when I was 12 years old, I was checking the treads of semis. Yeah, dude. To make sure they were road legal. You think I don't know the uh let me put a penny upside down? Can I see the top of Abe Lincoln's head? I can't even see his nose. I don't need tires. Yeah, I mean, I could literally stick my fat fingers in and like grab a chunk of tire down in between the threads. Yeah. What are you talking about? If I run my hand across the tire and there's no metal cord poking me, I'm good. I did blow, quick story, I did blow the treads off of a tiger paw tire. And not only that, not only did I blow the treads completely off, the tire held air. Yeah, so I drove from the Walt Women Bridge to Prospect Park where I parked my truck for the night, went into a buddy's house and slept and changed it in the morning. That's probably the smartest movie done. Yeah, yeah. Do you know what it's like to have your back tire blow at 80 miles an hour? Nope. And I hope never do it. In a pickup truck? Nope. How did the bed look after that? Uh it was fine, actually. Really? Yeah. Oh, there were some dents. There were some dents. Oh, yeah. But it came off pretty clean. Was it the red truck? Yeah. It was Yeah. I see that or couldn't really tell. You know what I mean? What was old, what was new. But yeah, yeah, it held air after it blew all the treads off. That's absolutely wild. So I went to bed thinking I wasn't going to make it home and I didn't really want to change it. So then when I woke up and went outside and it still had air. No, dude, the shake, the shake on that thing was atrocious. Paul, what does pie start with? That's right. It is time for America's favorite segment, PWN Paul's Weird News. Here is your host, Paul. Hey, thanks to Shannon out here on the streets. Ooh, I have some doozies for you. I got three lined up, ready to go down, like a good drink. Harry, you like spicy food? Uh no, actually, fun fact. No, it's weird. I know that already, or listeners don't. One of us likes spicy food, loves it. The other one does not. One of us has a gun. Back down from a spicy challenge, though. Well played. Well, how about this, Harry? Out now, researchers in China claim to have created an artificial tongue that can quickly detect spice levels in their food. How? I don't know. I'm confused.

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But it's an artificial tongue. Yes. They lick the food with this artificial tongue. I'm trying to find pictures of it. I want to watch videos of this. I read news articles. The taste testing device resembles a small transparent square of soft gel that the consumer places on their tongue, ready to taste test meals before they dive in. So you put this fake tongue on to start eating your food, and if it's spicy, it kind of lets you know. I don't know if I like that. Right. It is uh this honestly, I'm not gonna lie to you, of all the hundreds of PWN articles I've read, this is the weirdest one ever. The invention would be able to measure spiciness levels through an electrical current change that occurs when Caesian binds to Caspian, right? Which we all know Caesian and capsian, that is that is the basis of what makes a jalapeno spicy. Or oh, that's a spice of meat to ball over there, right? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why is the question? Because why not? Why? How much money went into this project? You know, if I had to guess uh it being China, six billion yen. I was just doing the equivalent, that's all. Yeah, I was trying to be so the researchers tested eight pepper types as well as eight spicy foods. I guess the number favorite numbers eight, including hot sauces, on an artificial tongue and measured how spicy they were based on the changes in electrical current. They're digging deep into the stuff here, Harry. Like electrical current of spicy. Just let me know. Hey, if I need to jump my truck, what hot sauce do I gotta put on my terminals that's gonna send it power? Ten seconds after adding the capsicon on top of the film, the current decreased, decreased, which reveals the film has a potential spice-detecting artificial tongue. They put it on this tongue, this plastic piece. I can imagine them so like as I'm adding my hot sauce to my spaghetti and meat sauce I had for dinner, just dumping it in there. That's what they're putting on this piece of fake tongue, and they're like, no electrical currents going through that because it's burning me. Just weird. But Harry, let's uh let's leave China. Let's get on a uh biggest jet we can, real quick, put our passports in our pocket, jet set for Mississippi. Let's go to the SEC country where a truck from Tulane University. Harry's, where's Tulane at? Texas? That's right. That's right. Nollins. Crash on I spilling some of its cargo. Now you're thinking in the past, we've talked about exotic snakes. Yeah. Up in Maine, we've had bees. In Pennsylvania, we've had Dr. Pepper. But never once on PWN have we said the following. Authorities say shoot on site. Authorities. Authorities. Okay. Because a truck carrying lab monkeys from Tulane University's Research Center was involved in a wreck in Jesper County, Mississippi. Officials said the monkeys weigh about 40 pounds each. That's a good size. It's a good size monkey. That's a toddler. Like, I know I can pick it up, but what is it going to do to me? They are aggressive towards humans and require personal protection equipment to handle the animals. When you tell me it needs PPE to handle it, it's going to bite, scratch, and probably throw things at me. Three monkeys are believed to be on the loose. What is the ground speed of uh this type of monkey? Yes. Agreed. And why have authorities say shoot? Yeah, right away, dude. That is the worst. I don't know the last time I heard anyone say shoot on site. Because they have hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID. Wait, so all three have all three, or one has one? No, no, no. All three. Have all three. Oh no. And they don't like humans. Uh-huh. Nope. Would you? No, I don't. I don't even have all that. Two out of three ain't bad, but I don't have COVID anymore. Now. Hey, hold on. Let's not move forward past the monkeys yet. I just learned there's wild monkeys in Florida. There's feral monkeys. What is going on? There are feral monkeys in Florida. Which is a state over from Mississippi. Oh my gosh. Mm-hmm. You see what I'm getting at? Oh no. These three lose monkeys. The genders were not revealed, male or female, so I don't know. But the potential is there. Down at the bottom of Mississippi, Alabama, as a short little jaunt.

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I mean, it's probably like three hours of driving, monkey speed. You're probably looking at like eight hours of running, maybe 12. Boom, you're in Florida. Now, we've had Florida man stories. We're gonna have Florida monkey stories. Yeah, dude, I don't like any of this stuff. No, the monkey with hepatitis C came in and like stole a car, ran it into the bank to get cash for his bad habits. I believe that's what's next. Is that is that where we're going? We're gonna have to shoot the monkeys. On site, dude. I ain't never had anyone I want to fight on site. You don't even get to fight them. You gotta shoot them. You gotta shoot them, Troy. Shoot him, shoot them, Elizabeth, shoot 'em. That's what we need out there. Getting these. That's what we need out there. Can you imagine like you're just Troy, Mississippi, and all of a sudden, here comes three disease-ridden monkeys. They'd be like, I'm gonna run to you, and they book it. No way. What's dog the bounty hunter up to nowadays? He's gotta have some free time. He you would think so. Right? I would thoroughly hope so. Like, hey dog, I got three monkeys on loose. Here's the bounty. You can uh do whatever you you know you need to to get them. Yeah, monkey fur boots. Oh man. Boots with the fur? Boots with the fur. Hey, thanks for knowing, buddy. I got your back at all times. All right. Now the monkeys have creeped me out. Yeah. That's enough from the studio. Now, Harry, speaking about boots, go ahead and lace up those snow boots because we're going to get on a flight from Mississippi. And we're going to go to northern Ukraine, right near the border of Belarus. And what is there, Harry? What famous thing is there? I know what you're thinking. And I'll get to that in a second. So every generation has a blue dog that has kind of been their inspiration, right? Has led them. Used to have Huckleberry Hanald from Hanna Barbera. Or used, we had Snoop Dogg. Surely after Snoop Dogg, we had Blues clues. Current kids uh kind of have Bluey, like my kids. But those in uh northern Ukraine with the border of Belarus, they have other blue dogs that they get to look up to. Now, Harry, I need you to get this. Caretakers working in the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Chernobyl, you know, like the nuclear accident that went off and like just destroyed a lot of things in northern Ukraine near the border of Belarus. The exclusion zone, they're baffled after several stray dogs mysteriously developed bright blue fur. I'm sorry, you still have stray dogs near a nuclear reactor accident that went bad. I don't I don't know how I feel about that. What did we think would go wrong? Hang on a second. What's that Tom back in the studio? Yes, you're right. A nuclear reactor accident can cause some damage. Thanks for that update. So the group dogs of Chernobyl, first off, they got their own group. It doesn't really, I'm assuming this is the human group, not the dogs. Right, because I don't think blue dogs come up with their own name unless that's a side effect of nuclear explore uh exposure. Part of the cleanup efforts, shared photos showing the strange phenomenon while conducting sterilization efforts near the nuclear site. Is this why you gotta read the whole article? Because I stopped there with sterilization efforts. I'm like, oh, okay. We know what that means. Of the site. So here it is, 40 years later, they're still trying to clean up Chernobyl. You can't pay me enough to go over there. No, unfortunately not. Ain't gonna pay me enough. Three dogs appeared completely blue, not with no Australian accents, though. Or leaving Paul Print clues to what's wrong. They seem to be healthy and energetic. Wait, what? What dog? They looked and said, no, no, his fur was normal about a week ago. Now, also, what local is by Chernobyl? Can we talk about that? It said locals. Said the dogs look normal a week ago. These are stray dogs near the exclusion area of Chernobyl. Is it Chernobyl or Chernobyl? It doesn't matter. It's a nuclear accident. You're not going to catch me there. How's that? What are the locals doing? Are they trying to grow potatoes or wheat or another major Ukrainian crop? Sunflowers? Sunflowers are planted to extract irradiation. Oh, is that why? Yeah, sunflowers extract radiation. I just meant I thought one of the number one exports were sunflower seeds. Probably. That's why we're all messed up because they're all from Chernobyl extracting the radiation. And then a little place called Biggs puts some dil seasoning on it, sends it out to us, and is sitting here while I'm my fiending and shaking it my cup, going, You had more of them seeds over there? But these dogs, the stray dogs, are descendants of stray uh people's dogs that were banned like 40 years ago, you know, because a nuclear event like that, you're like, hmm. You know, when residents were forced to evacuate after a nuclear disaster. Yeah, I'm first off, I'm taking my dog with me. Yeah, me too. I mean, also Indy weighs like maybe 17 pounds. 17. That's generous. 12? Yeah, I mean, she hasn't had a haircut in a couple weeks, so. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Hair gets a little heavy. But here's the thing today, around 700 dogs live live within the 18 square mile exclusion area. For 18 square miles exclusion area, a lot of dogs, some of them showing up blue. That last week were not blue. But you know it would always be here. All of our blue dog friends. That's it from me out here on the streets. I'm getting away from Chernobyl before I I turn blue. Back to you, Studio T. Yeah, I already see the uh your earlobes. They look a little off. Yeah, thanks. I that's time. It's time to pack up. And I believe we are we are getting very close to episode 100. Ooh, getting close. Numbered 100. Well, actually, hit 100 episodes before we hit 100 because of a few bonuses, but one of the very first things we talked about was road trip snacks. Yes. That was three years ago. That was episode one. As an ode back to ourselves and an OG. So just a quick chat. What is your road trip snack now in the year 2025? So I went back and listened. Yeah. My opinion has not changed. No. I didn't think it would. I'm still a Twizzler's guy through and through. Now I will add a meat stick. You know, some chomps. Why? My wife goes nuts over a Slim Jim. Yeah, Slim Jim, Chomps, like a little meat stick, and a Twizzler. A little salty, a little sweet. One's got some protein, the other one's a meat stick. Do you have the company Fatty down there? Never heard of it. They make their honey barbecue. It kind of tastes like sweet lemon. That's a very close sweet lemon in baloney. Yeah. So imagine that, like to go. I'm telling you. Yeah, I need that. You might want to. I'm going to be honest here. You might want to see if you can order them from Amazon. Yeah, uh, well, we got seltzer sweet leaven and baloney at the commissary that I keep forgetting to get. Yeah, yeah. Because whenever I go, there's a huge line at the counter, I'm not going to wait. But I really want to take that whole log of sweet leaven and baloney and turn it into my own personal meat stick. Yeah. Like a common person would probably cut chunks off. Like I would just want to undo some the wax around it, just like gnawing it. Gnaw on it. Like a squirrel. Put it back in your pocket. Yes. I need some Jenko jeans just to get that into the back pocket. Yeah. Episode one, though, like. Yeah, it's gotta be Twizzlers. Just not a great choice. Yeah. It's pretty mild. I enjoy it. I'll do the pool, the the tear and pool cherry ones. Oh yeah, those are good. Those are legit. Those are uh legit. A little fidgety for me, too. Yeah. But I'm a big drink guy. Yeah. Anymore. I just want fluids. That makes sense. I don't want too many because then I don't want to make any extra piss tops. There is a plethora, right? We got candy bars, we have beef jerky, everybody wanted. Sunflower seeds. I'm a big uh gotta have my mouth moving, whether it's gum, hard candies, or sunflower seeds on a car ride, you know, especially long distance. But when I see those Swizzlers, they look back at me and we sing the same tune together. I will always love you. And that's how I feel about them. I mean, if if you're not changing your opinion, you do always love them. But I believe sunflower seeds have moved up. And black licorice, like little nubs, you know, like uh Pass Pro Shop and other places that have like the short licorice. Yes, I've never actually had it. So good. They're so soft, whether it's the strawberry or different flavors. They have a black licorice. I know, okay? Most people don't like Star and East, and most people don't like the black licorice. I love black licorice. And I just let that bad boy, like our like pop trophy used to do, open that bag up a little bit, let it kind of get stale so they're harder to chew and they last a little bit longer. Dude, I'm every woman when I say this. I love it. Nah, man. You're on that island. Enjoy it. As a matter of fact, as we're cleaning up the house, I still have the chalkboard from three years ago, from episode one. That you and I had the brilliant idea of like, let's put this chalkboard up, let's write in it, and we had the liquid chalk pen and we filled out the board with everything we were going to talk about. We didn't have show sheet, like we had a show sheet, but that was it. We put it on this chalkboard in Regan's room where we were set up, and we couldn't figure out how to both instead of being like, hey, let's share one mic, we both wanted to be cocky and have our own mics. Yes. You wound up going to a different room. Yes. I still have the chalkboard filled out. You took a picture of the chalkboard so we could go over it together across the hall from me. I still have it. I've never erased it yet. So that will be getting posted here soon. 100 does seem crazy, though. It does. As closer we get, I don't know what we're gonna be doing for numbers after that. Oh, there would be some numbers, some things we still talk about, but it's gonna be fun. I mean, it's been three years. We could retouch up on numbers, make sure we got everyone covered. We can. I'm down. There's been some new uh new stars in the making. Well, you're right. It's been three years. There's a lot of people that have changed numbers and done things and welcome to the league. Exactly. Not to mention like Tyrese Maxie, zero. You know what I mean? I love Tyrese Maxie. I tried to get my daughter to be named Tyrese. I mean, it makes sense. We were really trying with Tyrese Pauline, but yeah, it wasn't happening. Have you noticed there's a theme throughout this episode? Uh, fun times, cool adventures. Two brothers talking about sports life and everything in between. Ooh, I'm in. Well, the theme has been the theme of the bodyguard soundtrack. Paul, how many songs did you sneak in? There were 12 songs on a soundtrack, and Harry, you and I collectively have snuck in 12 songs. You went 11, I went 12, the number one album from 1993, the bodyguard soundtrack. Also, possibly one of the best movie soundtracks. Better, not best, one of the better. Yeah, uh, I still have I'm every woman playing in my head nonstop since you said it. So I appreciate it. I think that was the dead giveaway, but it was a good one. It was a great one. I also love our episodes, how we start off very crisp and clean and professional. And by the end, you and I just get off the rails and like completely off the rails. 16th. With that, be sure to follow us on Facebook at Trout Stream and on Instagram and Twitter at TroutStream Pod and on TikTok, the old Tic Tac at Trout Stream Podcast. 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