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#85 - THE MIGHTY SUSQUEHANNA RIVER SHARKS
What do $4,200 worth of dum-dums, Wilford Brimley's epic mustache, and the Susquehanna River have in common? They're all part of our landmark 85th episode celebration!
Harry kicks things off with exciting news about finally securing a permanent campsite on the Susquehanna River after years of waiting. His camper now has a home (and a name - Jonah) on what turns out to be one of the oldest rivers in the world. Could there be ancient river sharks lurking beneath the surface? We hope not, but the fishing should be excellent!
We dive deep into the world of #85 with our favorite athletes who've worn this special number, from Antonio Gates to Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson. Our NASCAR picks heat up as we approach Kansas Speedway, with both hosts selecting team drivers in a rare moment of agreement.
The Golden Trout awards celebrate the Utah Hockey Club officially becoming the Utah Mammoth (Tusks Up!), Olympic swimmer Gary Hall Jr. receiving replacements for his medals lost in the LA fires, and the new Pope's surprising connection to Delco through Villanova University.
Our villain bracket reaches its thrilling conclusion with Tony Soprano narrowly edging out The Undertaker in a nail-biting 52-48 final vote. Meanwhile, our "Disgusting Slimy Eels" expose frustrating consumer experiences with Lowe's pre-assembly fees and overly complicated battery replacement processes.
Don't miss Paul's Weird News featuring an ostrich (or was it an emu?) escape on I-76 and a child who accidentally ordered 70,000 dum-dum lollipops through Amazon. We wrap up with a thought-provoking discussion about what 1,000 items your children could accidentally order and you would not be that mad about it.
Join us for this milestone episode filled with laughs, nostalgia, and the family-friendly content you've come to expect from The Trout Stream!
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Speaker 2:Yeah, okay well, the flavor died already.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it did are you ready to go to lunch?
Speaker 2:yes, I'm going to say trout stream okay no, I thought that was the next koozie you were going to pull out. I was guessing which koozie you were going to pull out oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1:I don't even know all your koozies, bro. I don't even know all my koozies, no-transcript. I've random roofer ones I think I got one for signing a mortgage or refinancing my house. I have Barksdale Federal Credit Union ones. Pretty much I'm a klepto If I see a koozie I'm grabbing it.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you I will send you my extras from the wedding. It's only like 70 of them. Hello everyone and welcome to the Trout Street. I'm Harry Troutman and with me, as always, I am Paul Troutman. We're serving up a show the whole family can enjoy. That means big laughs for the adults, but nothing you'll have to explain to the kids. We're talking zero cursing, zero politics, just 100% fun.
Speaker 2:We have segments like our fan voted bracket PWN. That's Paul's Weird News for those new to the stream. We dive into some funny state laws that still exist today and we pack up the truck with stuff we want to talk about but have no idea where to put it. Of course, we hand out our covenant golden trout for the feel good and the heartwarming and let those deserving folks know they are our disgusting slimy eels of the week. So pick up a pole, cast a line and join us on the stream Today, on episode 85, we will discuss our favorite 85s, hand out our weekly awards and, of course, much, much more. Paul, friends, everyone, welcome to the Trout Stream, welcome to 85.
Speaker 1:85, just call us Astatine. Radioactive halogen element Solid at room temperature. If that doesn't describe this show, I don't know what else does.
Speaker 2:We are two solid boys At room temperature. Yeah, you crank that above room temperature, I get hot quick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll turn into puddles really fast.
Speaker 2:Speaking of puddles, I want to give a quick shout out to two random listeners Seattle Washington and Park City, Utah, park City. Thanks for listening, guys. We appreciate it as always, as well as our hundreds, if not thousands, of listeners. Buddy, how was your weekend?
Speaker 1:Weekend was short, fast, too short, in a hurry. I cleaned out some closets for the girls because they're getting as they grow, you got to move clothes around. Yeah, you know they grow out of. You hear people say that kids grow like weeds and you're like, ah, whatever, okay. And next thing, okay. And next you know like, oh, why aren't your shoes going on? Because they're two sizes too small. Got it. So I do some of that and just did some. Really just a lame weekend. I had to cut grass I was only at the front yard done because a rainstorm came in and here it is, several days later, I still have yet to cut my backyard.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but, you're fenced in, dude, you're fine, I am fenced, but also I. Just with tall grass comes other critters down here. Very true, very true.
Speaker 2:And with young ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but as we discussed pre-show, I did find a sweet feather in my front yard for a great horned owl after researching it.
Speaker 2:That's awesome.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I don't think there's going to be any rodents in my backyard, but still, precautionary. You're safe, dude. Yeah, you're covered. I want to put this thing like on a cowboy hat or something. You got the one on your bandsaw, I do. That's the kids, though that one's a little small for me, okay, but yeah, short, fast weekend. Harry, I'm really excited about this. Folks, I'm excited for this next part. Harry, please tell us what you did this past weekend.
Speaker 2:This Saturday. Ang and I are big campers, oh yeah. Well, the nomad life. It takes a toll. And we finally, after years of waiting, got into a campground Not just any campground, buddy, a campground on the Susquehanna River, on the mighty sus. On the mighty sus, I can see the water when I step out of my camper. I'm going to be doing a ton of fishing. Oh yeah, I gotta finish setting up. We dropped the camper last week, got it leveled, got it set, need to order a few parts, get it going. I got to finish setting up. We dropped the camper last week, got it leveled, got it set. Need to order a few parts, get it going.
Speaker 1:And yeah, we now have a little weekend oasis, so your trailer's staying there.
Speaker 2:Your camper stays. That's now where my camper lives. I did not realize that?
Speaker 1:Yes, sir, it's even more impressive.
Speaker 2:Yes, my camper also got a name this weekend. It is that. Yes, sir, it's even more impressive. Yes, my camper also got a name this weekend. It is Judah. Yes, it was either Ike or Judah, and I went with Judah.
Speaker 1:No, no makes sense, yes, A child named my camper.
Speaker 2:I did not name my camper.
Speaker 1:Judah. Okay, yeah, I wasn't sure, because if you gave me those options, I would have went with Ike.
Speaker 2:I should have went with Ike, probably easier. I've just always been calling it a Salem Light because that's the name on the side of it, but now I have Judah.
Speaker 1:No, it makes sense if you go by its legal name.
Speaker 2:Jonah, I am so sorry, it's Jonah. Oh, like Jonah and the whale.
Speaker 1:Yes, okay, never mind Yep. Okay, never mind Yep. I would have went Jonah over Ike Jonah.
Speaker 2:I went with Jonah because of Superstore Also. Good choice, great choice. Love that show, check it out, stream it, it's so great. And then Sunday, back to adult, back to being homeowners and doing more stuff.
Speaker 1:What homeowners do Thinking about the camper.
Speaker 2:One of these times we're going to have a wild and crazy story. Yeah, one of these times. Did you know the Susquehanna is one of the oldest rivers in the world, in the world, in the world. That creeps me out a little bit. It kind of does. What is in there?
Speaker 1:Nessie.
Speaker 1:I said ancient river sharks, yeah, 100% ancient river sharks. A giant whale, I would say there's some bass, but pretty sure we pulled all those in. Yeah, who am I kidding? I didn't pull that many in. That's the river that dad's cousin half-day Dave. He hooked a carp by the tail the one summer where I spent a couple weeks with Pop. He's like, hey, boy, you want to go fishing? I was like, yeah, yes, so he goes. All right, I'm going to take you over to the river and drop you off with Dave.
Speaker 1:And here comes Dave, like pulls his boat up and he's all sweaty in his jorts and what's up, man, he's like I just fought a 40-pound carp and I caught it by the tail and I just it took me to shore. I'm like no way. But this also pre-smartphone, so like there's no way. Like they prove it. But because he couldn't right. But also, you know, somebody doesn't really sweat that often. See him all sweaty. Yeah, yeah, he was putting work in. Did he land it? Oh, he landed it by the tail, but like he got it up and he didn't want it, so he just pulled the hook out of the tail and released it. That's dude, that's a catch in my book. Yeah, 100. If you pulled it in your boat, it's a catch I've only caught now.
Speaker 2:This was I've only intentionally fished for largemouth bass bass one time in my entire life so far and I was fishing with a friend's boyfriend, like oh, you guys are dudes, you'll hang out, type move and I'm reeling this in and it was a decent. It was nothing to brag about, nothing to get stuffed. You know what I mean. No, yeah, but I'm reeling it in and it jumps out of the water. I see it clear as day, he sees it clear as day. It spits my hook out, lands in the water, water swims off and I was like that's a catch, right, and he goes. That's the easiest catch you'll have all day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it took the hook off itself.
Speaker 2:It was so crazy. That's so great. We're in 85. It's wild to think how close we are to 100. Oh yeah, I've been trying to avoid that topic for a while I'm going to skim over it because I still can't believe it Through everything. All right, I don't want to get emotional, I want to get started. Our favorite athletes to wear 85. You go first this week.
Speaker 1:Oh, I do. Finally, finally, again, not two weeks in a row 85. Now, harry, 85 is a very important number Because let's back up a little bit here. I think 85 might be the greatest year ever. I'm not talking about 1785, not 1885. I'm talking about 1985. Motley Crue is out, def Leppard, whitesnake and me, so therefore I'm going first.
Speaker 1:85. I got three big ones that jump out to me. Two are tight ends Antonio Gates, san Diego Chargers, number 85. Him and Phillip Rivers was like the rock and sock connection. It could not be stopped. They had before Kelsey and Mahomes and before Brady and Gronk it was Phillip Rivers and Antonio Gates as the best quarterback tight end combo of all time.
Speaker 1:I don't know how many years in a row I had Antonio Gates on my fantasy team. Intentionally I would draft him early, just so I could steal him from everybody else. Oh, that's a good move. I loved Antonio Gates. Let's go from Antonio Gates. Let's get on the PCH, that Pacific Coast Highway. Harry, from San Diego, let's travel northbound, heading towards that Golden Gate Bridge. Stop in the Bay Area, see the foreigners in there. Tight end number 85.
Speaker 1:Vernon Davis fan. He was a leader, he was a great player. After he left there. I think he went to Washington. He went to some other teams. It was one of those. Like he wore what uniform he went to where you know. A tight move Like Hakeem Olajuwon going to the Raptors, like that doesn't work.
Speaker 1:There's one moment of Vernon Davis that he was at the receiving end getting chewed out by Mike Singletary when he was their head coach. Mike Singletary was a linebacker for the 85 Bears, full circle moment. Harry. I did not even plan on bringing up the 85 Bears on episode 85. But what are the odds of that? Mike Singletary, linebacker for the 85 Bears, take no, nothing from nobody. And Vernon Davis went the mouth off to him. I think it was like late third quarter or somewhere in the fourth quarter. Niners are losing and Vernon Davis is just chirping back at his coach and his coach said hit the showers. And Vernon Davis sat there on the bench like what, dumbfounded, because he is the star, he's the number one player. And his head coach told him hit the locker room, go take a shower. So that's the negative of Vernon Davis. Everything else that dude has done is great.
Speaker 1:And, harry, I want to take it back way before our time, way before our time, doing some research right Every time you got to find out, the memory isn't quite there. Still, I might forget a number. How about a guy named Jack Youngblood? Seven straight Pro Bowls, first team All-Pro five times? I want to say he played for the Rams, because this is the era where the Rams were really good. They had like Deacon Jones. The rest of their D line was great, but Jack Youngblood in the 1979 postseason he played the entire time with a broken leg. That stat is astounding to me. That is one of those like oh man, that is a man. Yeah, what are you doing with a broken leg? I'm going to cry and lay around, probably still take my kids to school because somebody's got to, but then afterwards be like hey guys, I'm going to stop by the hospital real quick, get this fixed, cool, yeah, no, I'm going to be crying. I'll be laying on the ground the whole time. That's the only 85s I got this week.
Speaker 2:I have another San Francisco 49er tight end, current tight end, highest paid tight end in the league. Interesting Huge WWE fan. He made it to both nights at WrestleMania.
Speaker 1:Good for him.
Speaker 2:George Kittle Kits Iowa. I like him because we can shut him down. We shut him down.
Speaker 1:The birds shut him down and that's what.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, go destroy the rest of the league. Go do your thing, george, be the Not to steal someone's line here but go be all you can be. Yeah, 100%, because when you come to the link or we go to San Fran, georgie Porgie to me. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, I'm a George Kittle person fan. I think he seems like a fun person to hang out with, especially when he has a shirt underneath his uniform that is dissing the Dallas Cowboys and when he lifts it up in the end zone. You're like my man, you're one of us. He's one of those guys that if he signed with Philly, I'd be ecstatic, but if he doesn't sign with Philly, I want to shut you down. Yes, exactly, which is the utmost respect, by the way, but I want to shake your hand. Yes, before and after the game.
Speaker 2:That's a good pick, Gary.
Speaker 1:I would ask for a jersey swap, 100%.
Speaker 2:Like, hey, we know you only got five yards receiving today Swap, can you sign at five yards? And then I grabbed this one because I have a core memory with this one, growing up so close to Philadelphia. We, you know pride, wear your Phillies garb. Oh yeah, wear your Eagles garb. Flyers, didn't matter, wear your garb. And everyone showed up. And then I get into high school and then I see some people expressing their fandom. That's not Philadelphia. Okay, and I'm confused, right as most of you. Okay, and I'm confused, right as most of you. How are you not a birds fan? I see some commanders, ravens, stealers, common around us, right, right, yeah, how about a Cincinnati Bengal jersey? Unheard of. Unheard of. Not only that, it was Chad Ochocinco. The man legally changed his last name to be 85 in Spanish. How did I forget that one? Chad Johnson, or, I'm sorry, chad Ochocinco, formerly known as Chad Johnson.
Speaker 1:I think he's Johnson again.
Speaker 2:Is he Johnson again? Yeah, he changed it back. That's a lot of paperwork, dude. That's a lot of paperwork. To start it, well, he legally had to change his name, so they would put Ocho Cinco on the back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, which is super cool. I thought it was fun, dude. Yeah, remember, he got in trouble because he had Ocho Cinco on the back and it was like a joke and they ripped it off to reveal Johnson and the NFL fined him.
Speaker 2:So he said the way I'm going to get back at you is changing my name. All right, I think the NFL should do a players weekend, mm-hmm, so they can wear something like think about all the jerseys they could sell.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh, it reminds me of 2001.
Speaker 2:XFL, exactly. Okay, so you have the Slim Reaper. What would Jalen's Hurts be? You know what I mean? I would just say hurts, he ain't going to change it. Ain't going to change it. But I mean, think of, think of the great nicknames out there of current players. Oh yeah, the Rhino. That's the same game where you wear your custom cleats, my charity, my, my, and then you can even raffle those jerseys off even more for charity.
Speaker 1:Even more. The Eagles do draft pick Defensive lineman out in Nebraska, the Vanilla Gorilla.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'm saying we might be on to something here I'm going to write the commissioner. Write the commish.
Speaker 1:I sound like somebody there, but I'm going to write. Players weekend.
Speaker 2:And it's all for charity.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do it for the kids man. Oh, could you imagine, Roger, Mr Goodell, Commissioner, sir, hear us out.
Speaker 2:Hear us out. Even if it was just the Pro Bowl, I'd be down for that they're allowed to wear nicknames on their back. He hate me, he hate me. I don't for that they're allowed to wear nicknames on their back. He hate me, he hate me.
Speaker 1:I don't want that. Who is?
Speaker 2:he. We never know, we'll never know. We're not even going to explain that reference.
Speaker 1:That's for the select few who know All right Rocking down the highway to our draft picks here. Let's go newest to oldest, because this one is a wild roller coaster 20-25. 85. Wild roller coaster 20-25. 85 overall draft pick. Third round, first pick out of University of California, quarterback, corner Back, cb Noel Williams, selected by the Kansas City Chiefs Golf clap Zero significance to either one of us, but the draft just happened and I realized why not highlight the guys who got drafted a couple weeks ago. So good for him. Moving on to 2010. Let's go 15 years ago. Harry Cleveland Browns are on the board and guess who they're picking up? University of Texas, qb1, hook'em Horns. The one, the only, the best, first name Colt.
Speaker 2:McCoy, my favorite backup quarterback of all time. He was on the Browns, he was on the Niners, he was on the formerly known Redskins, he was on the New York Giants and then he finished it off in Arizona. Good for him. Now he did start for the Browns, wasn't the answer, unfortunately, hey, some guys don't transition from college to the pros. That's fine, nothing against it, right? My man made $27 million to be a backup quarterback.
Speaker 1:It's one of the greatest gigs in the NFL. It's got to be Moving from 2010,. We're going to 1996. This one we're taking it to the streets. The Philadelphia Eagles are on the board. I remember this one. This is one of my early preseason knowings of the Philadelphia Eagles 19. Bobby Hoying only played a handful of games. He was a backup quarterback for the Eagles 97, he played in seven games. So his sophomore year In 98, he played in eight games. So I want to say that's if I remember 98, we were like three and 13. We were phenomenal. Yeah, because 99 draft we had top five draft pick. That's when we got McNabb. Bobby Hoy was that guy. He played in Philly for three years, then 99 in 2000 in Oakland. In Oakland it was six games played and he had seven passing attempts.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Two completions.
Speaker 2:Good job, buddy.
Speaker 1:So take that as you will. And now let's move on. I remember Bobby Hoyne a lot. I remember the name, but this is the name you're not going to forget Harry Five. I've been waiting for this draft pick for a while. Minnesota Vikings Back then it was the fourth round Standing six foot two, weighing in at 218 pounds, all-american at Oklahoma, as a wide receiver, the one, the only Buster Rimes what, not to be confused with Busta Rimes, but Buster Rimes, I couldn't help. Yeah, to me it's one of the funniest. You know what are the odds of that ever happening? But I don't think he played very long at all.
Speaker 2:Well, no, he started at a great rep.
Speaker 1:Well, he played for the Minnesota Vikings for two years 85-86, and then moved to the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the only stats I can find on his career. 85, he played in 15 games and didn't start one. In 86, he played in five games, didn't start a single one. Ah Chihuahua, not too bueno. But then later came out with some of the sickest raps we've ever heard.
Speaker 2:The sickest I think he did. One player has won 85 in nba history baron davis. Now there's a fun fact, because we've asked ourselves you know why, why not this number, why not that number? Well, we know for the why for this one he chose this number because it was the 85th day without sports during the covid pandemic, and that 85.
Speaker 1:85th day, give me 85. Dude, I remember those days. 85th day without sports. That's like a long train of running of nothing happening. Nothing, all right, I'll see your one player in the NBA. I'll raise you 17 times that 17 players in MLB history have worn number 85, which is not a lot. No, in 190 years of baseball history, the first one was Lastings Millage in 2009. But if I tell you the name, lastings Millage wore it the first time, I'm going to guess 1927. And he lost a pitching duel against Babe Ruth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Lastings millage played baseball, but he had. He had a couple of starts. One actually got delayed, but it got delayed because they needed to milk the cows out in left field before they could start the game.
Speaker 1:Yeah, makes sense. That's why they called him last thing, millage ladies and gentlemen 2009. That's a. They called him Lastings, millage Ladies and gentlemen, 2009.
Speaker 2:That's a wild 2009 name.
Speaker 1:Right. And then Luis Cesar wore it for eight seasons, from 16 to 23. So that became his number. Yeah, you think 85. You think Luis? Yeah, I call him Cessna. You know, old Cesar, it's something about 85, right, you know? Like speed limit, it keeps you running. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's in his head like I'm 85, 85 miles an hour speed limit. Let's rock and roll.
Speaker 2:We're going to keep speeding. The 85 car NASCAR has 141 races with two wins. A win column, both by Emmanuel oh, this is the last name, zaryaski in 1961.
Speaker 1:Zaryaski? Huh, it sounds like a Polish dish. What did you guys have for dinner last night? Some Zaryaski.
Speaker 2:Listen, I was going to say it's a very Polish last name, but I didn't know if that was a good or bad thing to say.
Speaker 1:No, I mean, I'm just saying like Pierogies was a side of Zyrowski.
Speaker 2:No, you're right, Bobby Allison has 85 wins.
Speaker 1:He broke that tie, he moved up the charts, got that Bowman Gray win.
Speaker 2:Behind the scenes. You are just segwaying perfectly and I'm going to leave this in the show. It's just on the charts. Let's stay to the charts. Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder is the number 85 Billboard Top 100 song.
Speaker 1:Dude, all you got to do is listen to the music and it just flows.
Speaker 2:By the way, I did not know that Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder sang that song.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I really thought it was somebody else, me too. But it makes sense if you think about it. Yeah, if you don't was somebody else, me too, but it makes sense if you think about it. Yeah, if you don't think about it, it makes sense.
Speaker 2:We finally have a new movie that we have not mentioned yet, the 85th highest grossing movie, batman v Superman. Dawn of Justice, oh yeah, Batman.
Speaker 1:Where'd he go? Where is she?
Speaker 2:Totally different Batman's but totally different. I have not seen it either.
Speaker 1:Because the fact that it is not Christian Bale. What's his name? Christian Bale, who's like the second best Batman. It was so hard to follow up Christian Bale. And it's not Michael Keaton who is the best Batman. We all know who the worst is George Clooney.
Speaker 2:George Clooney. Special place in my heart, though Special place in my heart.
Speaker 1:The one Batman movie you and I have seen, the absolute most it's so bad when that movie came out. We're gonna go to tangent here. When that movie came out, we watched it.
Speaker 2:It felt like once a week yes, I think it was one we all could agree on, because it was like all right, I mean, it's just, there's like a dance sequence at one point and it's just so great.
Speaker 1:Gothic Under the Bridge neon glow-in-the-dark spray paint, which was like so cool, so cool.
Speaker 2:That was like the first time I seen Blacklight stuff was that movie. And the number one album from 1985, usa, by Bruce Springsteen Album, great album. Let's move on to celebrities. Are you ready? This is some of the best part here. We got Mario Andretti. Mario, I bet you he can still whoop most of these kids Hands down. Mike Ditka. He can still whoop a lot of kids. Sorry, those guys are at the bottom because it's a pop culture website. Ah, that'll happen.
Speaker 2:Mike Ditka, you say, I got two here who know their names, but you know their faces James Cromwell, jimmy, yes, and he is John. John Calise, yes. Ralph Lauren, the fashion designer. Smokey Robinson In the Sunshine Band, the one and only Sir Ian McKellen Good one. Didn't we just have Patrick Stewart last week, I think? So I think we had Patty Stewart last week. And their best friends, and the one, the only, chuck Norris Walker, texas Ranger, is 85.
Speaker 1:85. I feel like he was 85 when I was watching Walker Texas Ranger 35 years ago.
Speaker 2:Hasn't aged a bit. You know who else is not age. The celebrities who died when they were 85. We have Shirley Temple, she made it to 85.
Speaker 1:Good for her.
Speaker 2:She made it to 85, dude James Madison, jimmy Mad.
Speaker 1:Daniel Boone Okay, 85 for Daniel Boone. I thought he died younger.
Speaker 2:Me too. John Madden R for Daniel Boone, I thought he died younger. Me too, John Madden RIP. Notorious author Agatha Christie. I do enjoy her stuff. Give me one more. And last but certainly not least, speaking of Walker, Texas Ranger Wilford Brimley Diabetes. I'm Wilford Brimley.
Speaker 1:I'm here for Liberty, medical Liberty, did you?
Speaker 2:know you can get all your diabetes testing supplies from Liberty. How many times did we see that commercial growing up Dozens of times a day? Now, Wilford Brimley, top 10 mustache yes or no?
Speaker 1:Yes, that thing was out of hand, right? Tom Selick, dale Earnhardt, that thing was well maintained. Wilford was just like. It's going to do its own thing, man, it had its own life. Also, Wilford Brumley was, in my opinion, a very underrated movie that I absolutely love. I think I paid like $3 to rent a couple months ago, just see if it was still good and it held up my fellow Americans.
Speaker 2:It is that movie does hold up, yes, and it's never streaming anywhere.
Speaker 1:Never I've been waiting for it to stream, Like I don't know if I have alert set up or something, but like it never pops off. It's like every so often I look for it can never find it anywhere. So I I don't know if I bought it for like 10 bucks or if I rented it.
Speaker 2:I should have just bought it. I'm telling you, dude, that movie is never streaming like I could never find the dvd anywhere.
Speaker 1:But yes, he has a very funny role in that movie very funny.
Speaker 2:What? What scene from that movie sticks out the most to you?
Speaker 1:the green room, they're giving a tour of the white house. Yes, the funniest line in the movie. They're trying to get to the oval office and trying to find the secrets and they walk by like, oh, the two foreign presidents give us tour. All right, this is the green room, it's room, it's green, any questions? Not for me. And they just keep moving on the tour and everybody stands there. I don't know what it is. That scene makes me laugh, like when we watch it. Younger, you didn't quite get all the details of it because you didn't quite figure out and like learning all the stuff. So watching again as an adult, you're like, oh, I understand these words, they're not bad words but like, oh, it's a total facade. It's not a facade, it's a facade. Like the vice president is an idiot the whole time. But there are so many good points in that movie.
Speaker 2:So many. My favorite is when they're all sleeping in the Camper together. Yeah, the husband rolls over and grabs him.
Speaker 1:The president has his head on my lap.
Speaker 2:Such a great, great movie. Dude Love that movie. Wilford Brimley 85.
Speaker 1:President has his head on my lap. Such a great, great movie. Dude Love that movie. Wilford Brimley 85.
Speaker 2:My performance last week was not great in NASCAR, so let's get a recap. Let's see where we are points.
Speaker 1:Wise Harry, last week you went with the sophomore of Ty Gibbs in the 54 Monster Machine. He finished 23rd, garnering you 17 points. And in the Golden Apple Machine the 100-year anniversary the number nine, William Elliott Jr, known as Chase Elliott, finished 16th with 21 points. So, squeaked on by Squeak, Zero stage points that week. Last week, Harry, Not a single stage point.
Speaker 2:We were at Texas. It's a mile and a half track. I like mile and a half because anyone can be good at them and you got the vets and you got the rookies and everyone in between and everyone runs great at a mile half. And we're going to Kansas. So tell me the points. Where do we stand points-wise? And it's your pick.
Speaker 1:Points-wise, harry. With my dominating win, I am sitting at 242 points on the season with five wins. You are sitting at 280 points with six wins. Moving in 12th race of the year, the race before our all-star race Kansas Motor Speedway. It's really just Kansas Speedway I like adding the word motor in there. Sometimes I go first. 19 different drivers have won the Polo Kansas and seven of the 19 are active this weekend. Who am I going with? Who am I feeling alive with? Give me number 60, ryan.
Speaker 2:Preece. I was holding my breath the whole time, the whole time, because I'm going with last year's stage two winner Came in second place A 17 car, for sure.
Speaker 1:Good choice, teammates. Might be one of the first times all year. Nope, second time we did it in Phoenix. We picked Penske and the two car won. We picked the 12 and 22. So, brad K, this is your race.
Speaker 2:Bud car won we picked the 12 and 22. So, brad K, this is your race bud. Brad K, great picks. I still can't believe that we did not get no stage wins last week. Yeah, I mean, you had that nice, beautiful golden car. I had the best paint scheme out there. You really, you really did have a really good paint scheme. Although, did you see Kyle Busch's?
Speaker 1:711? I did. I saw the 711 car and I thought that was clean.
Speaker 2:I thought it was clean, but it wasn't gold, not like our golden trouts. We have a couple this week. We have several, we have several. I'm going to get mine out of the way. I'm going to hear it. I am a Philly guy through and through. I don't need to explain that You're 85 episodes in If you don't understand that we are Philly guys through and through. You have not actually been listening. No, boo that man, boo that man. The Utah Hockey Club officially got its name. They are not the Utah Hockey Club, they are. This gives me chills.
Speaker 1:The Utah Mammoth, the Utah is that their slogan tusks?
Speaker 2:up. Yes, dude sick, I want to go to war with the utah mammoth 100 flyers mammoth stanley cup. Let's do this not that the flyers won't be there for another five years. New hockey clubs seem to do good, so maybe my number two team, the Utah Mammoth, will be happy. I know someone who's not, and that is the lacrosse team, the Colorado Mammoth, they put out a very salty tweet today Hashtag we were here first, so that's a tough call, I mean honestly. What's your opinion on that? I mean, there are two different sports.
Speaker 1:Two different sports. Mammoth is an uncommon name, right, if there had been the Cardinals, the Rangers, the Jets, the Kings, right, I get that. But the Mammoth, utah Blackwater, it all makes sense.
Speaker 2:I do like their colors. I do like their logo. I think they nailed it perfectly.
Speaker 1:Now, I did enjoy the Utah Hockey Club logo and one. It was just a black outline, black solid Utah and like this blue basic blue font, utah Hockey Club. I legit thought it was clean, it wasn't any fancy script.
Speaker 2:No, and I got to do research here, but apparently they were only on a test run, like the Vegas Golden Knights came in. They came in, they were in, signed, sealed, delivered. Utah had to go through like a vetting process almost.
Speaker 1:Well, because they were the old Phoenix or Arizona Coyotes that were in Phoenix, so they relocated to Utah. They weren't a new team. They weren't a brand new team. No, they're not an expansion team. They relocated from Phoenix out to Utah.
Speaker 2:I didn't realize Phoenix lost their team.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because they were terrible. The city was like bye. Yeah, they were atrocious.
Speaker 2:That's right. The city wouldn't work with them to give them more money. The city or state or whoever, now it's not coming back to me. They city or state or whoever Yep. So they left. That's not coming back to me. They left and went to Utah, mm-hmm, and that's why they had to wait for their naming rights. Yes, and all the paperwork and all that.
Speaker 1:That's why they were just the Utah Hockey Club.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm. Well now they're the Mammoth. I was cool with it, though, because it's more of a soccer or a football thing in Europe like so-and-so's football club. It makes sense, but no, the Mammoth is pretty sweet and you think of ice, you think of cold.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's just chef kiss.
Speaker 1:Makes sense. When you think of ice, I think of sometimes the opposite. I think of fire, and that makes me jump into my next golden trout. Unfortunately, you had Louisiana, the Los Angeles, and that makes me jump into my next golden trout. Unfortunately, you had louisiana louisiana, the los angeles fires here recently and a lot of people's homes and stuff were destroyed, to include gary hall jr, an olympian. He lost all 10 of his medals in a house fire, but the international olympic committee invited him to their headquarters and lonsani, switzerland I don't know why I put a borat accent on that one, but it sounded pretty good in my head where gary hall jr set an unexpected record non-olympic year with 10 medals awarded to one athlete in one single day.
Speaker 1:So they presented him formal replicas of his medals. So not like, well, we got this one from the corner, like these are legit replicas Because the originals were burned four months ago at his home. And so what is? I don't like talking irony here, but right, you know, you had the fires in LA aA a couple months ago and then the next time the Olympics happen are going to be in Los Angeles, where the fires just happened, where this dude lost 10 medals. Oh, wow, yeah, what is it? What's the word they say on the street? Full circle moment. Yes, yeah, this goes out to Gary Hall Jr. I know he doesn't need another award. He does have those 10 Olympic medals. A golden trout on his shelf would look good, but by the grace of the Holy One he survived the house fires and we are very happy to hear stories like his where he was able to walk away.
Speaker 2:I said at the top of the show we don't talk about religion and we're not going to preach Never. But something cool did happen. Today we did. Unfortunately, we lost a pope. Rip homie, I mean the world. He represents a billion people. You're not going to not talk about him, right? 1.4 billion, got it? Yeah, you got to talk about it. So we got a new pope. Oh yeah, leo XIV. Great name, bro, that's a solid name. Leo, bro, that's solid name. Leo, oh, it gets even better for us because he's an american.
Speaker 1:The first ever american pope.
Speaker 2:not only that, he has ties to the greatest county in the country. Which county is that? Harry doko, doko, doko, oh my gosh. The pope louis the 14th, leo XIV, I'm sorry, went to Villanova University, oh.
Speaker 1:Oh, and I know we got some people listening and they're going to sit there and argue. I will stand toe-to-toe with you right now and I will tell you one time, and one time only Villanova is Delco.
Speaker 2:Villanova is Delco. That is so awesome. So, not only do we, we have cm pope. He's now been in delco. He's been stuck on blue route traffic. He's eaten off of a trash. Can he had to have had to have right there on the main line?
Speaker 1:oh, he's had a wawa hoagie he's got to have. Right, yeah, he's had a wawa lemon tea 75, though that was.
Speaker 2:That's tough, he's come back, though he. Lemon tea 75, though that's tough, he's come back, though he has come back. You know what? That's actually a very good point. That's an amazing point he's probably come back to Villanova.
Speaker 1:He's not only come back to Villanova. What's the Bonner school in the area?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got Bonner and Prendi.
Speaker 1:Bonner, you got Cardinal O'Hare right. You got all these big schools in the area around where he got his degrees from. I mean, I just want to. I want to hear it. I want to hear one Sunday going hey yo, all right, what are you doing over here? Look man, what did you say Jesus? Just all right, you're wrong. Like I want to hear that kind of conversation come out of the pope and I'd be like harry, we've made it in the world.
Speaker 2:we've made it so congrats to everyone on your new pope. That that celebrates, sir. However you want to word that, yeah, but don't go ties, baby. We're not going to leave that out.
Speaker 1:Worldwide world hide 84 episodes ago, if you would have said, hey, man, get a new pope, he's gonna be American and ties a Delco, I would have laughed.
Speaker 2:I would have said I didn't know. We were running a make believe show yeah, 100%.
Speaker 1:But we don't and guess what? We're not. We try to only spread facts. That's what we do.
Speaker 2:We don't even spread rumors we do, however, set up brackets and we let the fans pick. We don't even spread rumors. We do, however, set up brackets and we let the fans pick, and then we let the fans decide who's going to advance. And it is time for the championship, round of villains you have cheered for. We are down to the championship. We are down to two. We have the dead man, the undertaker, the wrestler, the phenom, versus the gangster, the bad man, the most dangerous guy in new york city, tony soprano. I'm just saying, dark alley, who would you rather face, tony soprano, orano or the Undertaker?
Speaker 1:Well, I mean, yeah, that's easy. The other direction, that was good. Prince of Darkness, king of New Jersey, Harry. It has come down to this Very tight voting. Yes, very, very, very, very, very tight voting, which is what we love to see. I love to see this. I'm glad the final was not a landslide, because there's only so many Fleetwood Mac references I can make each and every week.
Speaker 2:I need somebody else to remake that song. Well, you got the chicks. You have Carly Pierce.
Speaker 1:It's actually been remade a couple times. It's not on my radio stations, so I don't know those remakes. Listen. As we said before, undertaker was my absolute favorite wrestler growing up, number one. Don't care, the lights go out. You hear that gong or the bell or whatever you want to call it Against Anthony Soprano. Without him, we don't have Walter White. Without Walter White, we don't have Better Call Saul. Without Tony Soprano, we don't have 90% of the bad guy shows we have. Harry, are you ready for the results?
Speaker 2:I know what my heart wants, but I know what my mind says. Let me hear 52 to 48. Oh, I do not like how close that is.
Speaker 1:This is the closest finale we've had, think, ever. I'm talking. This is a villanova north carolina 2016. Oh, the championship game where unc hits the three to tie the game up and, as time expires, villanova drains the three draining the three. Villanova Northeast we're going to go with Tony Soprano wins 52 to 48.
Speaker 2:That is where my head was. My heart was with the Undertaker, you and I were exactly the same.
Speaker 1:We seemed opposite corners on this match, but it was like I felt like that old referee from Celebrity Deathmatch and saying I want a good, clean fight. Yes, and it was. I don't care, call me Mean Gene Oakland from WWF days where I want to stand in the middle and be like I'm going to send an interview to you guys. Don't get me involved, settle this, settle it. So with that, congratulations, tony, we'll put a big post up for you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can't believe it. I can't believe it. We are already hard at work on our next bracket. Look out on all our socials. It's coming up here quick, fast and in a hurry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll be putting out those polls. Those are the feelers. We need your inputs. We do need your input.
Speaker 2:Now I'm going to slide right into my eel, because it's disgusting, it's slimy, I don't understand. And that's when the caveman in me comes out and, like me, no, understand me angry. Yeah, I went to Lowe's and I bought a wheelbarrow, as one does. I actually got it on sale $20 off.
Speaker 1:You're speaking my language now. Hello, welcome to the party, harry.
Speaker 2:With a never flat tire on it by the way, oh, even more sold.
Speaker 2:So I'm communicating with the very awkward associate that's ringing us out and I'm just being my normal friendly self and he goes ah, there's a pre-assembly fee of $20, but I'm going to waive that for you. I said thank you, sir, and then proceeded with the checkout. And I'm standing there and I'm thinking I swipe my card, I pay for it. Trust me, big brain, I'm going to pay for it. Before I bring up a question, yes, I said there's a $20 pre-built fee on this wheelbarrow. And he goes yeah, you got one of the built ones. I said where are your unbuilt wheelbarrows? Oh, we don't have them. So let me get this straight. You were going to charge me for something that you built that I don't even have the option to buy and build myself. Well, I waived the fee. No, no, no, no, no. Now we're past that. I appreciate that. Well, I waived the fee. No, no, no, no, no, no, we're past that. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2:Past the fee, I appreciate what you did to me what you did for me. So I'm a nice guy and just conversate, have a little one-on-one time. But how is your store going to charge me a fee for nothing? I can change None of that makes sense?
Speaker 2:Yeah, none of it. So I'm going to ship my eel to Lowe's and, by the way, I love Lowe's, we just got a beautiful patio set from Lowe's. I will continue to give my money to Lowe's, but don't you dare look me in the face and say we're going to charge you $20 on something we did and you don't have a choice. You have no option in this. No option Because to save $20, I would have bought an unbuilt wheelbarrow yeah, because it would take me 10 minutes to build.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it would have nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Save $20, and it's in a box so it's easy to move.
Speaker 1:Exactly Throw it in the bed of the truck and it'll just get moving.
Speaker 2:Exactly, but not even give me the option and then waive the fee like you're doing me a favor. No, I didn't like that. I did not like that. Lowe's Do better Now. The patio furniture I bought had to be shipped to the store, because it was free shipping then. But if it got shipped to my house directly, it was $60. That's what I drive the 1500 for. I'll just go pick that bad boy up myself, right, yeah, 100%, oh yeah. And then I could have paid them 20 bucks to assemble it. That, I see, is fair. No, that makes sense, but I'm going to assemble my patio furniture myself. Save 20 bucks.
Speaker 1:Save them money. You saved 80 bucks. Yeah, that's a good deal Still.
Speaker 2:Eel Don't like it.
Speaker 1:I also have an eel this week, Harry, and it's around the same Sunday. I went to go take the girls. What we did this weekend we did go there was a art display for the Shreveport schools. It was at the convention center and inside convention center it was art display, but also there was 20 different arts and crafts booths set up for kids and I didn't bring this up earlier right by the weekend because I wanted to bring it up now.
Speaker 1:And so we took the girls on Saturday. Little clay roses and little worldly dues, and you know this. And yeah, they made some stuff. We left Saturday and then I went to go take them back Sunday, hopped in my truck, get the kids in. I was like my truck what in tarnation. So I jumped my truck real quick and let it run for a minute, turn the key off and realize my battery's dead. Either my alternator went out or my battery's dead.
Speaker 1:So fast forward. I get back home. I take sabrina's car. I jump my truck again and look at her. I was like I gotta run.
Speaker 1:We run the park store here and get a battery. Well, first off. The first one I go to was like hey, can you test my battery? Make sure it's my battery, not my alternator. Right, you don't want to be that guy. Good man, my truck's still running.
Speaker 1:And a guy's like well, you gotta shut your truck off to test better. He said no, I'm well aware of that. Do you have a jump box? And he's oh, yeah, let me go get it. Comes out like it's on yellow. And he's like oh, this thing has a tough time jumping cars as it is when it's fully charged. So at yellow, I don't want to risk it all, right, right, so he goes. I hate to do this. Let me send you our business down the street to the other parts store. They're right next to each other, so I go from one to the other, one that has a very catchy O name. We can't say we're not sponsored by them. So I go there. This older lady comes. I was like hey, just need to get a battery test. Like hand me the kit. She can't. And like my truck's not tall, it's just level, yes. So she can't see where the battery is. So like I'm hooking it up and like she's running the machine and instantly. So she hooks up, runs halfway through the test is bad, battery said I'm where, so she disconnects, I run around, I restart my truck real fast so I'm not trying to get stuck, and it's like oh, you have four-wheel driving truck. Yes, okay, well, you know that. Does that make a difference on my battery? No, but my eel goes out to batteries and the whole process.
Speaker 1:Harry, growing up, if we needed a battery in our car, all we did was we went to the parts store or we went to the back of Walmart, grabbed a battery, paid for it and then walked out and it would take us 38 seconds to swap the battery out. You got to undo the bungee cord, take the two terminals off, put new terminals on, reattach the bungee cord and you're done. Yeah, now she was like oh, what's your CCAs? And I was like my who, what's your cold crank amp for your battery? Beats me, I don't use any of that stuff. And she's like is your truck the type that will shut off when you hit the brake? And I was like no, I don't want one of those which I don't have. One of those, it's fine, but the math and the calculations and carrying the two I had to do and she goes okay, was one of these two batteries. Well, it's a three inchinch difference in these batteries. Oh, my gosh, that is a difference. Yeah, so I'm like well, I don't want to get the small battery, get out there and be like nope, I need the big battery. Because then what happens when I buy the big battery? And it doesn't fit inside the cavity there.
Speaker 1:And so I got home this was Sunday night I was like Sabrina, kids go to bed in a half hour. I'm going to change my battery real quick. It literally took me no time. 20 minutes changed my battery. Some people are like, oh wow, this is pretty fast. I'm used to 38 seconds. I'm used to watching Lane Frost out there on a bull going all right, who's going to win first? Is he going to fall off the bull? Am I going to get his battery changed out? And usually it was a buzzer beater, but now it's like who's going to win the first half Of an NBA game or me changing a battery? That's too much. Yeah, so my eel just goes At the whole battery process. Right now I'm a little angry about it. Well, you should be.
Speaker 2:I mean, I used semi truck battery for years, never went down. Nope, it was great. Truck started Right up boom every time. Yeah, my cold Crank amps were very high On that truck. You know it's also. Nope, it was great. Truck started right up Boom Every time. Yeah, my cold crank amps were very high on that truck.
Speaker 1:You know it's also.
Speaker 2:I put a radio in that thing and when the base would go off, my lights would go to the base, my headlights. I wonder if that had something to do with it.
Speaker 1:I'm no electrician, but I think that's exactly how you wanted your headlights to be.
Speaker 2:Oh no, when I would drive it was like a raid. All my lights would flicker to the base. Yeah that's how you want it to be.
Speaker 1:It was actually really cool. It'd be funnier if you cranked it up and the lights flickered harder or something. Is it a?
Speaker 2:bird. Is it a plane? Is it on the highway? What am I talking about? Get ready for America's favorite news segment, pwn Polls. We're news. Here is your host.
Speaker 1:Paul, thanks for that. Shout out out here on the streets, harry, do we have a doozy for you today? The other day I'm not going to say what day it was Drivers along Interstate I-76. I guess saying Interstate and I is kind of like saying pin number uh, atm machine, atm machine, vin number makes sense.
Speaker 1:Along i-6 through king of prussia, pennsylvania, caught a glimpse of a rare sight, harry, an animal. It appeared to be an ostrich, but state officials, the state police, said may also been an emu Makes way along the roadway, bro. Somebody calls in going squawk, there's a large bird. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's something on the highway here and they're like it's an ostrich or an emu. I know they're close but like, come on man. So around 2 o'clock in the afternoon somebody calls and says hey, man, I took a video of something running down the highway. So the bird escaped from its owner's trailer while on the turnpike and making its way on the I-76 eastbound. Like first if you have a large bird ostrich or emu in a trailer and make his way on the i-76 eastbound.
Speaker 2:Like first if you have a large bird, ostrich or emo in a trailer and you're going on the turnpike, which the speed limit on the turnpike is 70 miles an hour and a minimum of 65, minimum 65, minimum 65 so as you're driving around the turnpike six near king of Prussia, you look up.
Speaker 1:You see a South City midnight lady just running alongside you. What are you going to?
Speaker 2:do I take that way when my normal way home is backed up and I saw the picture of where it was. If that was during rush hour, that would be completely and utterly chaotic. Park your car because you're not going anywhere for hours.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, no. Do you think that dude was just running down the road looking for his ride, wanting to meet up with his owner? Just take me in your arms. My feet hurt. Get me out of here. I want to go home.
Speaker 1:Just rock me a little while because I want to go home. That's all I can think he was doing. But, harry, I mean, that's two weeks in a row talking about weird birds in philly. Let's move on to a wild story where no one was physically harmed or left on the side of the road.
Speaker 1:A kentucky woman said that her young son was playing with her phone during the weekend and secretly placed an Amazon order for 70,000 dum-dum lollipops. Seven zero, comma three zeros A total purchase of about $4,200. What here's the thing, though. She says she was shocked to discover 30 cases of dum-dums on her doorstep. Each case contains 2 340 pieces of candy. So do the math there. Second grade student admitted he placed an order for suckers while playing with her phone during the weekend. You're like hey, who ordered all these? Oh, that was me, mom. I wanted some suckers. Each case costs 130 dollars.
Speaker 1:Amazon initially agreed to allow her to return eight of the 30 cases only eight. So she started attempting to sell the others to friends and neighbors. She later said, after a long day of working with the bank and talking to a few news stations, amazon contacted her and agreed to refund the entire purchase. Yeah, because amazon's like we don't want this bad press. We don't want to be on PWN for being those guys. No, you don't want the eel of the week. You don't want the eel of the week and you don't want this necktie on as we are sitting here calling you out. So maybe the golden trout could go out to Amazon for allowing her to return the other 22 cases, but I'm not, because the only reason you did is because you're pressured into it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was going to say yeah, there's, and that's why it's the weird news.
Speaker 1:But without you news stations and this mom who was brave enough to stand up, amazon would have said sorry about your luck. You owe me money. That's it for me out here on the streets. Harry, quick, fast pw in this week.
Speaker 2:Back to you in studio t I was sitting here thinking for packing up the truck which we've been very loosey-goosey about. But I do want to keep it relative for this week. Hypothetical you can now return it. It's 1 000 pieces, 1 000 of, and it's not going to financially destroy you. Okay, yep, so it's just a fun hypothetical. But what would your children? I'm going to take Ray out of it because she's a little older yeah she's responsible enough.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about the babies. Uh-huh, If they ordered 1,000 of something that would not financially destroy you and you couldn't return it, what would you be okay with them ordering Now? Remember, it's ordered by a child, so it's something a child wants.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I've already got some answers here Go on Gummies Like gummy worms, little mini bags of fruit snacks oh okay, because that's exactly what my kids would order.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Fruit snacks, snacks oh okay, because that's exactly what my kids would order.
Speaker 2:yeah, they fruit snacks. I know they would order fruit snacks or snacks. Yeah, that's a great one I didn't think or like bubbles right if it was up to my kids.
Speaker 2:Could you imagine a thousand bubble wands on your doorstep? Nah, you would almost hope. Well, see, that's and that's what you're. That's what I'm thinking here is like a thousand fruit snack gummies. They might expire before you get through them. I don't know where the shelf life is on gummies. I've never even gotten threatened with close to a shelf life when it comes to a fruit snack.
Speaker 1:I don't know, harry, because this box here was 100 pouches. When did you buy it Not long ago? I mean, my kids aren't eating 100 packs of fruit snacks, right?
Speaker 2:But excuse the crinkling here for a minute. I was going to say excuse the noise here, let's see if there's an expo on there.
Speaker 1:Best if used by, I guess, october 3rd 2025. So it's this year.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying, dude. A thousand would be very hard to go through.
Speaker 1:I would have to make my semi-annual dental appointments for my kids to be like bi-monthly.
Speaker 2:Yes, it would be not good. And those are probably the healthier of the snacks, aren't they?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I mean, you're good parents, obviously, but they would buy snacks of some sort. Yeah, and they might even try and buy some of this't laugh at the name it's called pirate's booty. But what would you?
Speaker 2:be happy and okay with, like you'd open your door and you go. You know what?
Speaker 1:I'm not even mad I mean I doubt my kids are gonna order a bunch of beer online because you gotta get id for that right.
Speaker 2:That's what makes it tough. You gotta. You gotta imagine you're three, four or five and you think I can get all of this. It a tough question.
Speaker 1:That is a very tough question. They're big into Lucky Charms right now, so 1,000 boxes of Lucky Charms that would. Once again, I don't think they go through it all quick enough to eat it.
Speaker 2:Right, it would spoil. That's the dilemma. You honestly, bubble Wands might have been the best answer.
Speaker 1:Bubble Wands is probably the best bet, because we have a little mini bubble machine outside that I dump solution into.
Speaker 2:Not only that, it's not going to expire.
Speaker 1:It's not going to expire.
Speaker 2:My kids waste them, spill one. Just go to the pallet and grab four more sweetie.
Speaker 1:I go to the shit I had to build around the pallet of bubble wands. Literally, I just put it in the backyard and I start building shit around it.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'm telling you, bubble wands, Like literally, I just put it in the backyard and I start building shit around it. Dude, I'm telling you, bubble wands might be the answer. It's got to be the answer Bubbles of any kind.
Speaker 1:Bubbles of any kind, a thousand of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm mad. I thought about it now. That did not last Nearly as long as I thought it would. No. Well, next week we'll talk about we'll pack up the truck with world hunger and see how far we get with that.
Speaker 1:And we probably saw it pretty quick, just bubble once.
Speaker 2:Edible bubbles. Have you ever had edible bubbles? I have this weird distinctive memory with you yeah, and edible bubbles Grape flavor yes, and it was grape medicine.
Speaker 1:Yes, at best Like don't drink the solution out of the bottle, because not that we did that. But I went to Washington DC for a week-long trip, close-up, that's Okay. Yeah, wow, 798 time frame. I remember going down there. I don't know where we went. I remember going down there. I don't know where we went. I remember going to like FDR's place, before I really like knew what what I was talking about or knew much about history. I had my sweet yo-yo that I remember, like walking around the streets of DC and going through Smithsonian, walking the dog a little bit and getting yelled at. But then I was like, oh, we're at this gift shop. Let me get some freeze-dried ice cream sandwich that the astronauts would eat. Let me buy an astronaut blanket that I'm never gonna ever going to use in my entire life. Just sit on the shelf and get mad when somebody opens the packaging like it's a limited edition star wars toy. And I got the edible bubbles and it was the coolest thing in the world.
Speaker 2:I forgot about your nasa blanket too, dude?
Speaker 1:yeah, things stamp on the shelf with the trophies yes, I was just thinking it was the coolest thing in the world. I forgot about your NASA blanket too dude. Yeah, things up on the shelf with the trophies. Yes, I was just thinking about that. Yeah, next to my busted Pinewood Derby card that I think I finished. Second or third, I think it was second Good job.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think it was pristine man. It was black, pinstripe, red and black, and by pinstripe I mean your basic, uh, watercolor paintbrush that can't do a straight line with some acrylic red and blue, and the weight were duct taped to the back so my nephew carter is in cub scouts.
Speaker 2:Nice, the rule book. There's a rule book now. Yeah, I was like, oh man, you should have, because carter carter won second place and most realistic on the night. Nice, dude, good job buddy.
Speaker 1:That's great Golden trout worthy.
Speaker 2:Golden trout, worthy for sure. And I was like, oh, dude, you should have greased the wheels a little bit. He goes well, I'm sorry I didn't have any graphite, because that's all I'm allowed to use. You can only. Yeah, I was like what he's like? Yeah, you can only use graphite. I was like they had to write that down.
Speaker 1:I mean, do our wheels have to be checkers with the whole drill in the middle.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, apparently it's pretty intense.
Speaker 1:So the one or two years I was a Cub Scout or something like that, I had to pine our derby car. I remember dad getting all the work coming over there. We did zero work. Like mom was big into ceramic so he's like some of her ceramic paint to paint this thing. I think I had the number 13 somehow and stickers on the on the front will be the windshield and they put my car in the scale and they're like it's underweight.
Speaker 1:And dad reaches into his pocket and pulls out the rim weights for your regular car, like, oh, you get your tire balance. Like he had a hand, a pocket, full of those weights. It was like, here, put this one on there. They put it on the scale and they're like still underweight. So here, put this one. Like, oh, it's overweight. He snaps one and a half like all right, put this one on there, that's perfect, wait, how you gonna attach it. And he somehow found duct tape and duct taped it to my car. I was like perfect. I mean, yeah, it worked and I finished second place. And uh, delco, thinking about delco, thinking about the pope, what is that church cross street in lynwood, cross the bridge, saint john's? Is that saint john's?
Speaker 2:no, what was that church because it was also a school. Saint john fisher.
Speaker 1:Saint john fisher boom harry for win. For those that have watched it, it is highlighted in the show. Mayor of Easttown, mm-hmm. That is in their basement or something is where we had the derby One of the three times I've ever been inside that church.
Speaker 2:If it's still open. No, unfortunately it is not open. Yeah, I've never been in that church. Yeah, because you had the pizza joint right next door.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, what was the name of that place? China Grove? It was not China Grove, it was London Pizza. I had to get the two of them mixed up.
Speaker 2:The 85th highest selling album in the United States. Paul, what did you go tonight? How many songs.
Speaker 1:I went 11 for 11.
Speaker 2:11 for 11 on the Doobie Brothers Best of the Doobies. Buddy, you've been really killing that, bro. That's a great album. It is a great album. I'm gonna listen to that later tonight. I think that's gonna be my sleep sound tonight. Oh yeah, you wanna sign us off?
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, give me a second. I'm trying to Spotify this album real quick.
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