The Trout Stream
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82 - T'BONED BY DONKEY KONG
Family fun meets absurd adventures in Episode 82 of The Trout Stream, where Harry and Paul Troutman deliver their signature blend of clean comedy and everyday observations that'll have you laughing out loud during your commute.
Paul recounts his family's "no expectations" vacation to Broken Bow, Oklahoma, while Harry shares his bizarre experience at Country Junction – the world's largest general store that inexplicably features Wizard of Oz animatronics saying "there's no place like the Country Junction." Their genuine surprise and humor when describing these unexpected life moments perfectly captures the show's authentic charm.
Sports enthusiasts will appreciate the deep dive into athletes who wore jersey number 82, with special attention to Jason Witten's revolutionary impact on the tight end position. Meanwhile, the "Bad Guys You Cheer For" bracket continues with matchups including Darth Vader, Walter White, and a hilariously close contest between Colonel Jessup from "A Few Good Men" and the shark from "Jaws."
The brothers award their Golden Trouts to Steve Carell for paying for high school prom tickets and to blind Paralympic swimmer Melanie Barrett, who conquered the English Channel in impressive time. Paul's Weird News delivers true oddities including an alligator abandoned in a motel room, a turtle smuggled in pants through airport security, and Royal Air Force engineers who stole a Paddington Bear statue.
The conversation takes a delightful philosophical turn when the brothers debate which superpower they'd choose, with Paul making a compelling case for invisibility purely to pull pranks, while Harry argues for Tony Stark's genius intellect. Their playful back-and-forth showcases the natural chemistry that makes The Trout Stream feel like hanging out with old friends.
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Hello everyone and welcome to the Trout Stream. I am Harry Troutman and with me, as always, I am Paul Troutman. We're serving up a show the whole family can enjoy. That means big laughs for adults, but nothing you have to explain to the kids. We're talking zero cursing, zero politics, just 100% fun. We have segments like our fan voted brackets, pwn, paul's weird news. We dive into some funny state laws that still exist today and we pack up the truck with stuff we want to talk about but have no idea where to put it. Of course we hand out our covenant golden trout awards for the good and heartwarming stuff and let some deserving folks know they are slimy, disgusting with the eels of the week. So pick up a pole. Heartwarming stuff and let some deserving folks know they are slimy, disgusting with the eels of the week. So pick up a pole, cast a line and join us on the stream. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 82. 82, harry, just call us lead the 82nd element. We have made it all the way to 82.
Speaker 1:We did have a week off. You went on a family vacation, well-deserved, well-earned vacation. Why don't you give me a quick rundown about that? We went to the sweet little town of Broken Bow, oklahoma. Oklahoma. Broken Bow is a hot spot for us. It's three hours north by northwest of us. Really love it. It's one of those small towns that doesn't realize their tourist location yet, but they're getting there. It's a whole town. It's Broken Bow and then Hoka Town, or as I like to call it, Hacha Town. Nothing but Verbo's Airbnb cabins. We got a perfect. It was a five bedroom. We only needed three great layout. We did. We labeled it as the no expectations trip.
Speaker 1:Harry, oh, I like that. Don't get your hopes up. Don't get your hopes up. Do anything. If there's something you want to do, bring it up, but if we say no, you can't get upset. I like that. I had one-on-one with all my children, which was fun, so nice. I took reagan and olivia miniature golfing and, uh, could be an eel but also could be a golden trout. As to where you get, you got to sign up for your miniature golf or the register, but you got to walk into the ice cream shop to get to the register for the miniature golf. They know what they're doing. They know what they're doing. I had ice cream two days in a row. You know you're not going to. Not Great trip had a blast and then we just boot, scoot, boogied all the way back home.
Speaker 1:Nothing wrong with that, dude, it sounds like a great time. It was a great time I missed talking with you. Sometimes I ask myself why, oh why, did we miss a week? But then you realize you got to do it for the family. Yeah, we can't be a family show and not care about our own family. That's an oxymoron. Yeah, it sounds good. Yeah, we did. We did miles ago before we could fix some things. But that's enough about me. I want to know, harry, tell me about your time away.
Speaker 1:While I was away, ange and I worked on some house projects. Nothing exciting there Sounds great, love house projects. But this past Sunday we did go to a place and my pause is because I'm trying to keep a straight face while I make it through this story Because we went to a place called Country Junction, world's largest general store. Now, that's the name of the place, right, big brain moved by them, big brain. It was a very large store, bigger than a Walmart, I'll say they sold a bunch of different things.
Speaker 1:Now, if you were to own a very large general store and you had to give it a theme. What theme would you give it? Now, before you answer, there was obviously the country vibe, yes, but if you could add like 1.1 theme to it, so like number one, obviously the country vibe 1.1 would be what I would go with. Horses, see, smart right. Cows, yep, even chickens, oh chickens, I would go with. Yeah, that's a good idea, Right, right Now, what if you had to pick a movie? General store for a movie I'm going with I don't know why, don't ask me any questions. Harry, back to the Future, just came to my head. Okay, makes sense, right. General store.
Speaker 1:How about Wizard of Oz For a general store? For the general store, yes, not only Wizard of Oz theme. They had animatronics Of the trees, of the scarecrow Of Glinda the good witch, dorothy Tin man the lion, animatronics of the trees of the scarecrow of linda the good witch, dorothy tin man, the lion, yeah, and you walk up and they have these big red buttons and you press on them and like there was a few animals, cows and stuff, a bear, and you know it would say something or growl. Well, what's what the best thing about this place is? Not only were these animatronics from 1934 oh my gosh, just just terrifying but you would also get things like darthee, saying there's no place like the country junction, there's no place like the country junction. How much they pay for that thing, I don't know. See, like it was smart by them, because it was like oh, follow the yellow brick road through the store because it was that massive and it was that confusing. Yeah, so like I got it, I'm glad there was a little you know direction.
Speaker 1:But Wizard of Oz was weird to me. Man, when I say general things, general store, I'm not thinking Wizard of Oz. No, I don't think anyone was. It was. It was cool though and, like I said, there was a lot there. They had an arcade. Okay, I'm sold. It just seems like Wizard of Oz has this immortality about it. I mean, no, wicked just came out, but something about Wizard of Oz Immortal. Yeah, it was interesting. Oh, they also had a petting zoo At the general store. Yes, at the world's largest general store there was a couple of goats, peacocks, ducks, chickens, pheasants. If the arcade machines didn't really work, yeah, my wife beat me in air hockey 7 to 1.
Speaker 1:If I'm looking for a reason to go to a general store, that is not the reason. No, now, it was in the middle of nowhere. So I was disappointed there was not a lot of sports stuff in there. Where was the general store? At what vicinity? Layton, pennsylvania. It was about an hour and a half drive. We drove an hour and a half for this place. Yeah, we made a whole day out of it, buddy. I mean, if I make a whole day of it, I don't care what theme they have. Yeah, no, it was definitely fun and well, as long as it's not dallas cowboys themed, we're fine. Right, I'd make a day of it. It is not dallas cowboy themed. But that does take us to our athletes to wear 82, and unfortunately you brought it up.
Speaker 1:There's only one for me that comes to mind, that's jason whitton, and I would love jason whitton on any other team, but he played for the d Cowboys. If he would have played for Washington I wouldn't have hated him as much. Yes, later numbers, jeremy Shockey, when he played tight end for New York. I didn't like him because he was dominant and he was on the other team, but he was in the longevity of Jason Witten who recreated the tight end position. I believe that I will agree with that wholeheartedly. He had the Y option and he was the only player in the Cowboys probably the only player in the league that almost every play was an option. Yes, it was disgusting. Okay, cool, you want to line up on my outside Option in? Oh, you want to line up on my inside Option out? I felt bad Jason Witten when he left the Cowboys and went to Oakland at the time. Now the Vegas Raiders, or maybe, went to Vegas. I didn't like it. It just looked one of those like who looks weird in what uniform? And it was one of those moments like when Jason Witten fully retired.
Speaker 1:I'm going to put him in a category of certain players of Greg Maddox, chipper Jones, derek Jeter I hate you and then I love you because I respect what you did. Yeah, now Jason Witten's in that category. Yeah, he's a good one. That's all I got. Dude, in the history of our show, I think I only have one person for a number Well, technically two, because we both thought of Jason Witten. But I'm going to go back, I'm going to kick it. Old school, somebody who's still around in a booth, not so much on the field anymore, but instead of his hands being known, his voice is known. The one, the only one, of the best last names for a wide receiver, mike Quick. Mike Quick Played with the Eagles for years Putting up stats Not Harold Carmichael stats, not lights out stats but one of the most respected Eagles of all time. I have to bring him up because he sits next to the one. The only the one person I want to have on this show If I have a wish list of who we can interview, wish list of who can do our intro for us is Merrill Reese, and Mike Quick gets to sit next to him every single Eagles game. I mean I'm a golden trout for Mike Quick, he gets a golden trout sitting next to Merrill Reese. I'm going to give myself the eel for being jealous. Yeah, I'm very jealous. And now this is where it gets wild.
Speaker 1:Harry is going to jump into draft picks. I have to. I have. I filter it down. I want to bore people. I'm going draft picks. I have two. Right, I have. I filtered down. I want to bore people. I'm gonna go newest to oldest, which sounds weird, but my newest is 1993. Harry redd, do you celebrate your second birthday?
Speaker 1:I remember we watched the 93 nfl draft very closely. Yeah, specifically in the third round for the 82nd overall pick. Like who is tampa bay gonna pick up right here with this 82nd pick, and they went with the one, the only, john Lynch, another guy while playing, because he played with Tampa Bay. Just a little bit of love, but now, looking back, like man, we should have loved him a lot more. We should have loved him a lot more. But you think Mike Quick is the best name for wide receiver Harry in 1984, or you know before. You know, buffalo Bills are on the board, they're on the clock. An overall selection.
Speaker 1:They went with a guy running back, ready Harry, speedy Neal. Why does he not have the all-time? He was destined to be a running back or a NASCAR driver. Could you imagine if he was both? Like, what do you do? Well, I race cars and I run fast Like bro. That is Forrest Gump and Ricky Bobby combined. Yes, I think I just created a movie plot, and his name is Speedy Neal. I mean, could you imagine, though, like, if he broke the record for pick, a record for rushing Season game, rookie career, if your name is Speedy hey, who has a record for rushing? Speedy Neal, no, that makes sense. Yeah, no, yeah. Who has the record for most punt returns? Speedy Neal, oh, yeah, that makes sense? Yeah, oh hey, who qualified first at the Daytona 500 two weeks after the Super Bowl? Speedy Neal. What's his name? After the Super Bowl? Speedy Neal. What's his name? Oh yeah, speedy Neal. Who got the Super Bowl MVP for rushing for 5,000 yards in a game? Yeah, I remember him. Obviously, he couldn't play on Buffalo if he wanted to make it to the Super Bowl but insert sound effects.
Speaker 1:No player has worn 82 in NBA history. Wild, once again, wild, wild, yeah, fine, wild, yeah, fine. Nobody in the NBA wants to wear 82? How about this, harry? Nine players in MLB history, nine have worn 82.
Speaker 1:Here is the astounding fact because with 81, we brought up a gap. We're going to take that 59-year gap from last week and we're going to add to it a 77-year gap between the first and second player to ever wear 82. 1943, which is also the first year that 81 was worn, to 2020. Wow, nobody wore 82 until the COVID year, and then there probably wasn't even that choice. It was probably one of those like this one's clean.
Speaker 1:This jersey doesn't have COVID on it. Go ahead and wear that one. Hey kid, we're calling you up. Uh, half the team's got covet. We have um 82 or 83. Which one, which one you like more? Uh, sir, my number, my number is 14. Okay, let me say this again we have 82 or 83. Pick one one. Yeah, 82 is even. All right, I'll take that. 82 is 10. All right, I'll take it. Sounds good to me. Coach, put me in the 82nd Billboard Top 100 song. Whoop, there it Is by Tag Team. Tag Team. Back again, I mean, you're going to stop me, harry, because if not, I'm going to. I was trying and you cut me off. I knew where I was going.
Speaker 1:The highest grossing movie is specter. That's been the same every week. So every time there's a new movie, side side note on movies here, I I watch, you know, plenty of videos on my phone and I keep getting the same ad. And it's a jason statham movie, right, because they're all the same at this point, yeah, and they're like who are you? And he goes I'm a working, and it's just. That's the whole movie. He's a working man and he also fights people. I'm a working man, just over and over again. That's the ad. That's the ad. I'm just a working man. Yeah, who are you? I'm a working man. Listen, I don't get it. But the number one album from 1982 is asia by asia. Oh, that's a good one. I remember that very vividly.
Speaker 1:Now, are you ready for some 82 year old celebrities still living, still living? No, I'm ready to hear some squeak clean music with full effect. Send it to me. David Bradley, david Bradley, who is David Bradley? Yeah, that's what I just said. He was the custodian for Hogwarts. He's 82. Oh, you mean Jenner at Hogwarts, you mean Argus Filch, the one, the only 82. Him, wayne Newton, wayne Newton, wayne Newton. He has penguins in his house. Does he really Wait? Why do you know that? I saw him on MTV Cribs. I used to drive by his house all the time when I lived in Vegas.
Speaker 1:I was going to say Creed Bratton, 82. That son of a gun, billy Connolly Now, you might not know him. He's. Yes, yes, a classic flick, number one. Jerry Jones. I don't like that. This has so much cowboys in it.
Speaker 1:Martin Scorsese, barbra Streisand. I want to start a bracket of what is the worst Martin Scorsese movie ever made, and I'm going to tell you right now. None of them are going to go past first round. Why not? He makes great movies. I see what you did there.
Speaker 1:Joe Pesci, oh my gosh. Calvin Klein, judge Judy, harrison Ford, paul McCartney, former President, joe Biden, and we mentioned him on 81. He's back for 82. Don't you dare do his accent. Christopher Walken, oh man, I really want to do it right now, but watching your face just waiting for me to try to do Christopher Walken impersonation, to me that sounds like the perfect cast for an older mobster movie comedy. Yes, of where they all want to retire. Yes, yes, yeah. And like Joe Pesci, the smallest of all them is like the boss and I want Judge Judy in there. No, 100%, I want Judge Judy to be like no check, break, break. Judge Judy's the boss.
Speaker 1:I forgot someone. I wanted to shout him out Jan Pohl from. He's that veteran on National Geographic, one of those. He has his own one. I wanted to shout him out jan pole from uh. He's that veteran on uh national geographic, one of those. He has his own uh veterinary clinic pole. Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Mom used to, mom used to. I mean she might still watch it, I don't know, but she, she used to like watching that show when we ate dinner, and I don't think that was a very dinner appropriate show. No, like sometimes, you, you need people to do jobs and right, yes, be the man. Yes, and dr pole is the man. Yeah, without a doubt. Right, you just look at him like, hey, something's wrong, my animal, I need to come here and be the man. And he shows up. I just, you know, I didn't want to see, uh, a horse getting its tooth removed while I'm eating my pork chop, or a pig getting its flu shot while I'm eating my pork chop. Yeah Well, at least my pork chop got its flu vaccine, so I don't need to get mine.
Speaker 1:Jumping back to NASCAR buddy, the 82 car had 349 starts. That's a lot. That's a lot. That is a lot. That's a lot, that is a lot. It has just as many wins as I do in NASCAR, which is zero. That's a shame, that is a dying shame. Yeah, I've never won a NASCAR race Unless, well, I don't know. All right, let's slow down, let's slow my roll, let's give me some credit here, because I believe down the beach, one of the go-kart tracks have all NASCAR themed cars and I want to race there, but it's NASCAR themed, not necessarily NASCAR. But I have more wins. I mean, do you really want to get into the time that? Uh, you remember? Uh, listeners are going to have to tune into this one. They're going to have to sit back, relax, enjoy this ride.
Speaker 1:We go down to a certain shore location we're not going to give that. Locate wildwood, right, wildwood on the boardwalk. Uh, first of you and I did the oval track, yes, where we were going squirrelly sideways. I was, uh, I think I was like 16, 17, so it made you about 12 ish, and the one dude who was like in his 20s spun you out and I t-boned him and I'm ready to throw hands. But like a who was in his 20s spun you out and I T-boned him and I'm ready to throw hands with a full-grown man because he spun you out.
Speaker 1:So the mom was like, let's calm you down, let's go over to the road course track. I'm like, alright, and we're standing there and you and I are getting ready to hop on, and dad just puts his hand out and goes no, just wait. And we and we watched two or three races go by and what are we doing? He goes. I found the car and like he waited to find the fastest car for him to get in and then I found the second.
Speaker 1:You, because of age and attrition, you have the fastest, but somehow you went up in front of us and so we were three cars nose to tail quote drafting these go-karts, just blown by everybody. And I remember at one point there was a guy slowing you up. You couldn't get around him. So I'm passing Dad and Dad like throws his hands up, what are you doing? Like I thought we were doing a family thing. I come by you and you're like hey man, what are you doing? I thought we were doing a family thing and I just dumped this guy that was in front of you Like second line. And that's how we did the whole race until the end, because dad and I had cars that were slightly faster than yours.
Speaker 1:So like they gave us some yellow flag, one lap to go, and dad and I just left you in the dust and we went side by side the entire track, even into the pits, because nobody's backing off right, and it got so bad. They were like we hit the brakes, get to the end. We're like who won? And like mom was like I closed my eyes, I thought you guys were. Guys were going to kill somebody. The service attendants were like who won? He goes. I closed my eyes, I thought you were going to kill me. So to this day I'm going to say it was me, but I mean, you won races too, but that is the one that sticks out the most, just because the three of us just being goons out there, like, all right, minus that story, do you have any other great go go-kart stories?
Speaker 1:I've raced a lot of go-karts in my life. No, nothing that's coming to mind right now. Next week I will. Now I'm going to be thinking about it for a while. We have that indoor track down in Delaware. I used to go myself. I used to have so much fun. I remember. Now I'm a big guy, right, I'm not going to. You know what I mean. I'm not being disrespectful when I'm going to say what I'm about to say.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say what I'm about to say. I'm a big guy, but I learned to use my weight on the course and I never touched my brakes down there because the guy gave me a tip. He was like hey, man, throw your weight, it will move your cart, you'll never touch your brake again. And I did and I was having a great time. Man, buddy, I still. It still hurts to think about.
Speaker 1:Again, to clarify, I'm a large person, but I get spun and I'm sideways on the track and I'm up against the thing. So I need someone to come push me off, whatever, whatever. Out of the corner of my eye I see donkey Kong coming at me, his knees, he's straddling the steering wheel, his arms are perched up like this and it's just there's. There's no neck, it's just helmet on shoulders, cause that's how he going to ride this thing. I'm like where are you going? Because there was no airport. You didn't back off.
Speaker 1:Everyone kind of slowed down and went cautiously around me. Not Donkey Kong man. That dude just T-boned the crap out of me. Straight smoke. It was all you could race for you know 30 bucks or whatever it was, and I only did like two or three races and after that I hurt so much that I left early. I was like I think I'm going to go, I'm good for tonight. Yeah, dude, just donkey Kong, just straight. I'm not gonna lie to you, that sounds painful. Yeah, it was not a great time I've been kicked out of go-kart tracks. I'm not afraid to spin you. Yeah, and people know that there was one time I went to. Yeah, yeah, I almost flipped a guy before because we did an electronic one indoor in Vegas. Several of us.
Speaker 1:Chance was there and I got black flagged at one point because they're like you're bumping into people. I'm like, well, they're going too slow, like if you're not first, you're last. And I'm not a tiny person, but once again I know how to drive, yeah. And so like my time numbers because this was electronic and so was, by time, my time was, I was in second place and these two guys were just roughhousing trying to be Joe cool, when it's electric you don't caution, they just turn your car off. So they were much smaller than I was, so like their idle speed is faster than mine, so like they're just beating and banging me as we're sitting there idle.
Speaker 1:And I was like, okay, well, as soon as it went green flag, the dude cut in front of me and I just T-boned him right there, unintentional, unintentional Straight T-boned him. I got scared because my feet were underneath of his car. Oh, and I went. This is how somebody dies or I go to jail. So of course, you know I immediately have to turn the wheel, save my feet. And they shut my car off, said hand me your helmet, get off the track, track. I was like all right man, like my, my love to come back here like no, no, it's just, you were kicked out of this race. You can come back next race and I'm like, well, you're just, you're done this race. They're like because they the employees didn't like that guy, but like I almost killed him. They're like there's only like two laps left, so like you're okay, you're fine. Yeah, I know, I don't think I ever when I went to the indoor place like that was for know. I don't think I ever when I went to the indoor place like that was for serious people, I don't think I ever won the covenant golden card award.
Speaker 1:We're not going to recap NASCAR. We just use that time to talk about go-karts, which I mean, come on, that's awesome, it's go. Where do we stand? Points wise for you and I's pickups at their seven heated weeks, I am sitting at 147 points, harry. With your terrible start, you have rebounded to an astounding 163 points. Thank you, thank you, back in this baby.
Speaker 1:I made some bold picks here. I pulled out some heavy hitters early. They might come back and bite me later, but I am thankful to be here. I know I won last week, so this week I will take drum roll. Please Insert drum roll noise. Ryan Blaney at the 12 car, bro great.
Speaker 1:So Darlington is a throwback race. Yes, because it's a throwback race. Yes, because it's the throwback track and he's going back to his dad, dave Blaney's paint scheme, which I think is phenomenal that sponsors and teams are willing to work together. The two car is going with Dale Senior Wrangler throwback and they're using a Dale Senior number two font, not the Penske font, which is beautiful, but the 12 machine, the Dave Blaney throwback. Harry, I am looking at a throwback as well and it's not the one you're thinking of, it's not the five machine with Tony the Tiger throwback when it was Kellogg's, because Kyle Larson had the best throwback last year when it was the yellow and red Kellogg throwback. This year it is the Kellogg Frosted Flakes throwback. I'm going a little bit more recent. I'm going with the John Andretti throwback.
Speaker 1:Mr, let Me Win at Darlington. The 43 machine of Eric Jones. I like that pick buddy. I do like that pick, saved him. I don't know what it is about Eric Jones. I like that pick buddy. I do like that pick, saved him. I don't know what it is about Eric Jones, but he does Darlington well, he does, I think, the Xfinity race which, for those who don't know, nascar is minor league NASCAR.
Speaker 1:I think their throwbacks are better than the Cup. There's some good ones in there. Yeah, one of the Looney Tunes cars is coming back, obviously with their sponsor. Yeah, whoever the face of their company is, or the president or CEO is drawn in Looney Tunes style, it's that purple that changes color. It's the whole kip and caboodle dude. I can't wait to see it. I'm excited for it.
Speaker 1:It's a great weekend. It's a great weekend. It's a great weekend. But let's not get too ahead of ourselves, buddy. We still have a lot of show left. We do. You know what else is great? The golden trout. Are you ready to hand out some golden trout, buddy? I'm ready to hand out some golden trash, because when I think about that, harry, I think about to myself where's the love? And the love is about to come out right now. Now, with that love, harry. I've got two stories. Here's the first one. Quick, fast. We've all seen the office. We love the office. What is the worst episode of the office? Scott's tots right.
Speaker 1:When michael scott tells a bunch of kids that he's gonna pay for their college tuition in their senior year, he tells them that it was all just a ruse and he doesn't have the money. Michael Scott is played by Steve Carell. Well, here it is Steve Carell kind of makes up for it where he surprises a Southern California high school and their students with free prom tickets. Now, it's not college tuition, but it is prom tickets. So, being from Southern California, it was hit with some wildfires I should say recently, but it seems more often so those that were affected in the Los Angeles area.
Speaker 1:He's like hey, you guys want to go to the prom. One less thing you got to worry about is prom tickets. I guess you're getting expensive now. Yeah, it's ridiculous. I mean, I have three girls. I'm going to have to look out for all that stuff. But he's paying for seniors at six high schools in Pasadena to go to their prom. If you've already paid for your prom tickets, they will reimburse you from your prom ticket, like Steve Carell's like look, I don't know, you bought your ticket, okay, already, cool man, okay, okay, okay, they're going to refund you. They'll send you the money back. I think that's pretty astounding that he would do something like that.
Speaker 1:Unfortunately, they put out the price tag. It's 175 g's for more than 800 students to attend their prom and the typical tickets range from like 1 to 150 a piece. I didn't know how much they were, but good for them, you know. Good for steve, for a way to make up, way to take care of those kids, because it's moments like this that kids need. Yes, you know, and then it's moments like that really get you in the heart and it's like man. It reminds me of a saying I heard back in the day is amore haciendo el amor, which means spread the love, man, and just keep spreading that love. Kids should not have to worry about things like that. Nah, prom, prom should be free. I mean, it's already expensive, but you know you got to spend money to make money. Make sure it's a great time. I got a golden trout this week and it's pretty impressive.
Speaker 1:Actually, melanie barrett is a two-time gold medalist, two times two-time silver medalist and a bronze medalist. She swam the English Channel, okay, in 12 hours and 20 minutes. Is that a good time? I don't know. I've never swam the English Channel, me neither. It was expected to take her 14 hours, but again, she did it at 12 hours and 20 minutes.
Speaker 1:She is 49. Age is just a number anymore, right, it's all impressive. That is just a number anymore. Right, it's all impressive. That is all impressive, period. Yeah, I'm impressed. Are you ready for the kicker? She's blind, impressive. It's even more impressive. She said that being blind has left her feeling isolated, but thanks to swimming, she has a newfound confidence and hopes. Her feet inspires others.
Speaker 1:Melanie, listen, I'm not ever going to swing the english channel. I might swim in the english channel, maybe one day. Maybe one day. You are an inspiration and for that, inspirational. And with that, I know you have two olympic gold medals.
Speaker 1:But here's the golden trout. You need something to hang your gold medals on, right? It's just that simple. So let's go ahead and put this golden trout on the shelf. Harry, here's my thought. It says 14 hours.
Speaker 1:What if you're the person that's in charge of picking her up? Oh no, you'll be like, how long do you plan on doing this for? 14 hours? 14 hours, all right, I'll see you then. All right, I'll see you, see you. 14 hours. She cuts it an hour and 40 minutes early. Just sitting there. You're like blind or not? Just sitting there in the channel, like, yeah, I wish my ride was here. Huh, he finally showed up. Like, wow, you did it. 14 hours. Nah, I've been here for quite some time, 14 hours, right, oh q, just like I said, does uber have boats? Yet? I know they have helicopters, they have boats yet, yeah, I will get there. Meanwhile she's sitting there like when I needed you, you weren't here. When I need you, I need you here now, harry with my.
Speaker 1:My second going trout this week goes out to nhl all-star superstar mister to Break the Record, alex Ovechkin. He's closing on Wayne Gretzky's record as we speak. I think he's too behind tying him and I remember the start of last season. We've been tracking this. This is one of the greatest achievements in sports. We started keeping track last year yeah, that's what I'm saying Last year. We started keeping track last year. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Last year we started keeping track.
Speaker 1:So, in pursuit of his NHL immortality, alex Ovechkin is raising money to benefit pediatric cancer research, which I think is amazing. He's partnered with Hockey Fights Cancer and the V Foundation. So Jimmy V big coach, nc State National Championship basketball coach, huge for ESPN. They have Jimmy V Week for Cancer Research Foundation and fundraising, starting last week with his game against the New York Rangers, boom, boom. Now he plans to donate a dollar amount equal to his career goal total for every goal he scores for the rest of his professional career. It's not this season, it's not this week, it's not a gimmick for the rest of his career. He's also reached out and asked the fans to accompany him in fighting for this and supporting them. He suggests fans donate how much money? Harry? Eight dollars In honor of his jersey number eight.
Speaker 1:The article goes on. But not only is alex ovechkin about to become the nhl's all-time scoring leader which that's really cool, because wayne gretzky is following the capitals around game to game, because it's one of those things where alex ovechkin can have a hat trick and break the record. Yes, all right, yeah, nhl, you just never know, especially because Ovi is so great. So the great one is following around Ovi, which I think is phenomenal, and while he's doing this and scoring all the goals, he's just raising more money to cancer research. So you can have the NHL scoring title, alex Ovechkin, but what's going to sit on your shelf is a Golden Trout Award. Here's to you, alex, not even mad.
Speaker 1:This show is 100% 50-50. We give each other fun titles, but at the end of the day it's 50-50. I put my foot down today. I said you know what, buddy, no eels this week. Nothing negative, ooh yeah, we're gonna keep it positive. We're gonna keep it rolling. We're gonna move right in To our fan Voted bracket.
Speaker 1:Bad guys, you cheer for Bad guys, you cheer for Harry. This is a good one. We have a good one this week, harry. Four matchups from our different regions. I'm going to pick at random. Let's start with the Tiger region, harry, the top right. We call it Tiger region.
Speaker 1:We have Darth Vader from those movies about the Wars and the Stars against Kaiser Soze, from the Usual Sus, from the usual suspects. Both great, both bad guys. I think, in the moment you cheer for one, over time, you wind up understanding the other. Yes, and I think that, because of over time, 76, 24, darth vader moves on. Not surprised, not surprised at all, not surprised at all, not surprised at all, not surprised. I was trying to draw that one out. Get that one out of the way. Next time we see Darth Vader going up against the one, the only, the evil mastermind, gru, which is why the Gru is a bad guy you cheer for, because he is a super villain. You know what we're doing tonight, buddy we're going to steal the moon.
Speaker 1:I thought we were going to take over the world with a podcast. Let's slide on down to the bottom left region, where we got Panther region. 60% of the time it works. Every time we have Walter White going against Elphaba. That's weird. We're bringing it up Wizard of Oz twice in one episode when previously we brought it up zero times. A lot less, yes, very close 69-31. Elphaba has made a resurgence with the movie Wicked. Walter White is Heisenberg in top five greatest television shows of all time and still 69-31. Walter White is moving on, okay, okay, good. Here's where he's getting spicy. Next week, harry, a little spicy meatball.
Speaker 1:We have Walter White going up against the Prince of Darkness, the Undertaker. That should be a nail-biter. That should be a championship match. That is going to be tombstone from somebody. That is exactly like when we're on Facebook and we see these old matches from our childhood. And it was two Hall of Famers on a random Monday night and they weren't even the main event. That's exactly what this match is. That's what this is. Here's second match of the night. I'm like all right, go crack some skulls.
Speaker 1:Speaking about cracking skulls, harry, let's move to the top left region. We're in the lion region, where we have Henry Hill from the Goodfellas going up against the one, the only, the skull cracker Mark's dad. We don't even have a first name because Mark submitted it as my dad, my dad, mark's dad. We don't even have a first name because Mark submitted it as my dad. So my dad, mark's dad, mark's dad, apparently, is a bad guy that he had cheered for at one point in his life and Harry, surprisingly, is not a hundred to zero. Mark's got a road for his dad, right.
Speaker 1:More people no more people voted for Mark's dad than it is Skylar white, ooh, okay. More people no more people voted for mark's dad than it is skylar white, oh okay. More people voted for a real person over a fictional character of who they cheered for. I've met mark's dad. He's a good guy. He's an okay guy. Maybe people didn't like henry hill at some point, for whatever reason, I don't know. If you've never seen the movie goodfellas, go watch it right now. Yeah, I mean, it's a good movie.
Speaker 1:Following our sign-off, go watch Goodfellas. No, your children, but 92 to 8. 92 to 28. I'm not giving that many points out. 92 to 8,. Henry Hill is moving on. Next time we see Henry Hill going against Dexter Morgan, I want to give a quick shout out to Mark's dad. He's got a heart procedure next week. So you know, thoughts and prayers to the bad guy, the one, the only, mark's dad. I mean, when I meet Mark's dad I'm going to shake his hand and be like you're the bad guy we cheer for. I really wish he would win this bracket now, just so like when he recovers like hey, man, here's your award for winning the pen. He's going to get so mad.
Speaker 1:And now the matchup. We've all been waiting for, the main event of the evening From the bottom right region, the Jaguar region, fighting out of the red corner no pun intended, we have the Shark from Jaws Going against out of the blue corner. Dang it. I should have put Colonel Jessup in the red corner. Colonel Jessup is also in the other red corner, yeah.
Speaker 1:But my original question remains who cheered for the shark and Jaws? Well, harry, who cheered for Colonel Jessup and a few good men? Did you order a code red? Like my entire life, when Mountain Dew came out with code red, I would like want to go to a restaurant and order it and somebody would be like did, came out with code red. I would like want to go to a restaurant and order it and somebody like, did you order the code red and just have the jack nicholson rant ready to go? You're right, I did just start yelling at them. Meanwhile, harry has no idea because he's never seen a few good men nah, never seen it. No idea what you're talking about. This makes this part even better because, harry, after the votes are, we were sitting at 50. We've seen the polls by a week Because you know I went out of town to eliminate cell reception. Come back, we have more votes and it's still sitting at 50-50. Okay, so let's break this down.
Speaker 1:Give me a quick synopsis of Colonel Jessup. Colonel Jessup is the colonel at Guantanamo Bay. He is in charge of the installation. Private Santiago wants to leave Guantanamo Bay because of hazing what is called quote a code red which is not in their handbook, which is not a real code. Code red means blanket party Red, which is not in their handbook, which is not a real code. Code Red means blanket party. Code Red means I'm going to cause bodily harm to you because you cannot keep up with Marine standards.
Speaker 1:Colonel Jessup gets on the stand and, unbeknownst to him, tom Cruise's attorney is the attorney in the movie. Really, not trying to spoil, the movie Gets him to spill the beans, and that's the whole. I want the truth. And Colonel Jessup is the one that yells you can't handle the truth. You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. So he's the commander that ordered somebody to get hurt to the point of no longer breathing. So let me get this straight. That's horrible, yes.
Speaker 1:And then you have a murderous shark who's out for blood, is it what? If you watch Jarls in reverse, go on, maybe he's a good shark, right, maybe he is finding an arm for that guy and reattaching it. Maybe he sees a boat sinking and he's like hang on, let me help them. He's just regurgitating boat, because you said that I'd like Jaws to move on. Jaws is a good guy. So with that, 51% of the votes are going for the shark.
Speaker 1:And now here's the kicker Harry, the bottom left, jaguar region. The next time we see the shark, it'll be going up against the other good guy that people made out to be a bad guy, which I don't believe he was a bad guy. Tony Soprano, oh, I'm happy with that. This is gonna be. I can't wait. I just I don't understand who thinks Jessup is a good you. Cheer for Jessup. I don't know, I have to watch it. He's even re-watching it again. I'm like, no, yeah, maybe there's something, I don't know, I'm not sure, maybe it's a mermaid thing, maybe that's it. Phenomenal role, and his rant in the courthouse took one take. So that's impressive, very impressive. You know.
Speaker 1:And and this has come up before in our brackets is is you know? Did people vote for jack nicholson or did they vote for for jessup? Right, you know what I mean. That's all the questions, very great questions I will ask. The audiences are going out immediately following this show. I have a new bracket image that I'm going to be putting out. Hopefully everybody's as excited about it as I am. It's going to really break it down and make it easier for the eyeballs to see. I know a lot of people use their telephones to do their voting. Get in there and vote. Let us know who your favorite bad guy you cheered for was. We're going to get down to the nitty gritty. We're down to eight, the elite eight. They called me an elite eight because they are very elite. But enough about bad guys, harry, or can we stick with bad guys and let's move on to Funny?
Speaker 1:State Law Still Exists Today, this week brought to you by fighting bills, bail bonds. When you're in trouble, we need somebody to have your back Fighting. Phil will be there. Harry, you were sitting at 46 and 39. Still positive, still positive. I have no right to be positive, by the way. You have no right to be positive. Always stay positive. Are you ready? I am ready. I pulled out some doozies for you. This one, okay bet you did bet, you did doozies.
Speaker 1:In this state, it is illegal to fish from a giraffe's back. Your options are vermont, idaho, okay, oklahoma, jeez, mont, idaho, oklahoma. So I have something in my head. I want to say vermont, I want to say vermont, but I don't feel like idaho cares that much. You know what I mean. They just don't care. Oklahoma, though, has a lot of open land and pastures and people might have giraffes. You know what I mean. The possibility of somebody having a giraffe seems definitely possible in oklahoma. But then I think of circuses and, like idaho and oklahoma, probably less circuses than vermont, but again, oklahoma definitely has the plains, you know, and I think idaho is too rocky. No one's putting a giraffe in idaho. I'm gonna go oklahoma. Final answer, final, final, okay, final, final.
Speaker 1:It is illegal to fish from a giraffe's back in the state of idaho. What the whole time? You're talking so bad about idaho and I'm like bro, I don't know. I want to know if a giraffe has even ever stepped foot in Idaho. It just makes me who needs to make that law. Why is it illegal to fish from a giraffe's back? Is that cheating, like if a giraffe comes close to the shore or more fish coming up to it? Cause they're like what is this thing with a long neck and they could see down into the water better, right, but a horse can nothing, can be that tall. I mean, again, what I need to know is has a giraffe ever stepped foot in Idaho? The circus is probably. They probably got zoos up there, yeah, but I mean, I thought the circus was a good thing to pull out. No, it's a good one.
Speaker 1:You're just in the wrong state. Took the L on this one. Go ahead. All right, moving on, lay it on me.
Speaker 1:In this state, it is unlawful to tickle a woman's chin with a feather duster. It is unlawful to tickle a woman's chin with a feather duster. Your options are Montana, minnesota, maine, maine, minnesota and where? Montana, all M's Okay. Maine, montana, minnesota, yep, okay, yep, send it. Here's my thinking. Oh man, I don't know if this is going to make sense to you the way it does. Yep, send it. Here's my thinking. Oh man, I don't know if this is going to make sense to you the way it does in my brain, but this is why we do funny state laws.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's think about the feather duster itself, not necessarily the state. Now let's think of the people. Right, while Maine does have its wilderness, you know it is one of the, you know, early colonies. You know they probably brought them over. And then you got Montana, which. There's eight people there. What is the capital of Montana? Helena? Yeah, see, who knows that. Or is it Billings? One of the two? One of the two. Then Minnesota, I mean, come on, they're Minnesotans. But then you got St Paul. You got the Twin Cities. Yeah, the old Twinkies up there, I'm going Maine. Final answer Wow, way to Montana, and Minnesota are just too wild for me.
Speaker 1:Okay, it is unlawful to tickle a woman's chin with a feather duster in the state of Maine. Let's go. I knew it that way. You like Ripley's believe it or not is right here in front of us, in front of our very eyes, it's. How does he do it? Don't want to tell you how I figure some of them out, because there are clues that you give me and it kind of gives me the advantage. I see that and I want to tell you what it is. As long as you continue to read verbatim, do we have a deal? Tell him Harry, tell him that him is me, illegal, unlawful, so it is illegal, that means it's something newer. It's unlawful. Illegal, that means it's something newer. It's unlawful, that means it's something older. Okay, at least that's how my brain works. I don't I could be completely wrong on that, but that's how my brain works. I'm still gonna read it verbatim. So, yeah, yeah I, because that has to give me an edge somehow. No, that's us, right, you know, we keep it legit, we keep it real. Don't change. That's us, that's who we are.
Speaker 1:Also, minnesota was out. Could you see chance with a feather duster? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Good, hard working americans. You know what I mean? No, feather duster up there, that's the seat. And then montana got cowboys, generators. And then you got the cowboys in montana, and then maine again. It's just, it's just old.
Speaker 1:I feel like feather dusters are more of a thing, right, if we were, uh, opposite roles there, you would have asked me. I would have said said Maine immediately, because Maine is weird, that's also true, and there's a weird law. And you give me Maine as an option. I think Stephen King, maine, you know, I never put that together. I put that together immediately. See, I automatically think of the feather duster. It's like the actual feather duster. Ah yeah, who would have a feather duster? It's weird, you know, not me. It's weird how brains work. It's almost as weird as PWN, america's favorite segment, paul's Weird News.
Speaker 1:Here is your host, paul. Hey, harry, thanks for that. Shout out out here on the streets. Boy, do we have some today? I've heard some weird news.
Speaker 1:But look at this Police near the northern tip of Michigan's Lower Peninsula. Harry, that is one oddly wild location. The northern tip of the Lower Peninsula, right, just say the northern tip of regular Minnesota. Who cares? Top of the mitten there.
Speaker 1:They were called to a motel to secure an unusual piece of left behind property. When you go to hotels, motels, holiday Inn, you're going to forget something, and it has happened to everybody. You leave a charger, you leave a book, you leave random things. We've all left something behind, harry, when was the last time you left a live alligator behind. Never. Weird Me neither. But the Sheboygan Police Department. That's another reason I wanted to read this. Just say Sheboygan. You wanted to say Sheboygan.
Speaker 1:They were called to a motel where housekeeping staff found a live alligator in a recently vacated room. Harry, this is wild because we just went in to clean the room and when my nephew looked under the bed, wally was there. They do it by the name. He was a real friendly. He was a real friendly gator. So I didn't feel real scared. I don't care if you're friendly or not. Did you ask him if you're friendly or not? You're a gator. Did you ask him if he was friendly? Like, let me change these sheets, let me look if there's anything under the bed. There's a gator under here and not our friend eating crawfish. Are you friendly? Nope, not going through my head. He let the police officers hold him and all that. I mean it really was a friendly alligator, what? So, of course, like they knew who had the room, the owner was contacted and told police. He knew wally was missing, but he realized he had been left in the motel room.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just thought he got out like what. It's an alligator like what. I thought he got out. If you own an animal like an alligator, you don't go. I thought he got out. Are you kidding me? I thought he went to the corner store to pick up some Gatorade and Funyuns. Right, he's a little dehydrated so he needs some Gatorade. That wasn't even intentional, buddy, that wasn't even intentional, I know, but I picked up on it, right. Where do you think Wally's going to go? He's going to go to the corner store, right, he's going to go. Mikey and vinny down there say, hey, what's up, buddy, let me get a little drink, let me get 20 on pump two and give me five of the one dollar scratchers. No, he's under the bed in a motel at the northern tip of the southern peninsula and sheboygan, sheboygan, like. Are you kidding me? Right now I feel like the owner's name should be like danny, danny or donnie, one of the two. Hey, donnie, when's the last time you seen your alligator? Hey, but Harry, let's talk about some love here. How about this one?
Speaker 1:A TSA agent was conducting a pat down on a man and, while doing so, figured out he was hiding something in his pants in Newark, new Jersey, airport. Unfortunately, he was from the great estate in Union, pennsylvania. He was going to security in in newark, new jersey, and he was found to have a live concealed turtle in his pants, like it was detected after the body scanner alarm went off. What are you trying to sneak a turtle on an airplane for, like we were flagged with something? Hey, sir, there's something in your pants we got to talk to you about. Can I get you over here for a pat down? Steve is on his way, okay? So the TSA agent conducted a pat down and he was like hmm, there's something concealed in your pants. What could that be? The man reached into his pants and pulled out of the turtle, which was about five inches long and wrapped in a small blue towel, a red red ear slider turtle, a species as popular as a pet. Bro, just go to the vet, get a thing that says this is my emotional support animal and you can take them wherever you want to go. You don't have to shove a turtle down your pants. For all things holy your turtle. Treat her like a lady and get her her own cage and take care of her Facts. And now I have a third one, harry, that we have not discussed yet.
Speaker 1:A judge shames Royal Air Force engineers who stole a Paddington Bear statue. There's a judge that he Say that whole thing again. A judge shames royal air force engineers who stole paddington bear statue. A judge who has chastised recently two british service members for being quote anti-thesis and quote of everything paddington's character stands for. All right, because paddington is good, nice guy. In fact, two men who have had one too many apple juices kicked and yanked on a statue of paddington, the fictional orphan bear, who came from england, from peru, right, everybody knows the story until it broke in half and then they decided to take it with them 22 year old engineers in the Royal Air Force. So you're talking about two 22 year old young men in the Royal Air Force. So the British Air Force military admitted that they did. You know blah, blah, blah vandalism in Newberry. But where this makes my weird news, harry, is they admitted to criminal damage and they were ordered to perform community work and each pay us equivalent of 3527 dollars for repairs and damage to the statue. So that statue was 7054 dollars.
Speaker 1:People love paddington. Yeah, I, I've heard about it. May have read a book once or twice, but here's the thing this is why I made my weird news is with enough liquid courage, military people are just going to take stuff. Yeah, right, on your temporary duty. When you're visiting somewhere else, you're a different base you take mementos with you Understandable, I may or may not have been part of some heists before where you steal something from other units and hold it ransom. Some people have come back with mementos from their hotel room like a pelican one time. That became like our, our unit mascot that we just collectively no, it was a statue, but you know, theoretically. So it's my weird news of like military guys are getting hemmed up like and the base couldn't handle this, but it's also hilarious that they were like I would have made up a story, been like oh no, guy we work, his is Paddington and I was showing him this. It's just hilarious to me how hemmed up they got and how expensive a statue is. That's no joke, dude. No, but that's it for me out here on the streets Back to you in Studio T.
Speaker 1:This episode has been so fun. I mean, I like taking time off and I like when we come back and everything just works and flows the way it does. Yeah, smooth like butter. Call us butter because we're on a roll. Call us a butter. This has been a very fun, relaxing episode. It's always good to take a break and get back in it and roll like we did, but it is time to pack up the truck Always a good time.
Speaker 1:If you could have one superpower, and only one, what would it be? Ooh, flying, that's tough. I think flying would be the most practical Super speed. Yeah, like Superman. Yeah, I don't want to hover at like 45 miles an hour Like no man. It's boring. No, superman's flight yeah, 100% I want to get there.
Speaker 1:I want to get there now. I want to get there. I want to get there now. I want to go pick my kids up from school. I want to get home Smart. Yeah, I don't want to sit in traffic. No, I'm getting ready to boil this water. While I wait for the water to boil, I realize I don't have an onion.
Speaker 1:Boom, go to the store. Go to the store. Go to a farm. Yeah, true, I can go to a legit onion farm. Yeah, I don't want to pick up my kids. Let me go to my. You can go to Paris.
Speaker 1:You and Sabrina have a date night. She's thinking Italian. Oh, okay, here we go. Boom, you're in Italy. Dude, yeah, bada bing, bada, boom. The babysitter calls your kid's crying. Be like, I'll be right there, gone, you're thinking too small about that.
Speaker 1:Right, I'm practicality flying. See, this is tough because I often thought about flying too Mm-hmm, but I imagine landing might hurt the knees after a while. So I am going to big brain this, and I don't think anyone has ever said this in the history of this question If I could have one superpower, it would be Tony Stark's brain. Yeah, think about it. Question if I could have one superpower, it would be tony stark's brain. Yeah, think about anytime. That. Dude has an issue solved. Dude needs to fly solved. He needs to go to outer space solved. Been there twice now. The only thing the negative about that is he also had an endless supply of money. So I don't know if that's actually a good answer, because I do not have an endless supply of money. No, I don't know how far I can get with 20 bucks, but I can figure it out. See, that's practical, right, it makes sense. You want to solve issues, whether it's personal or whatever. My sub one is invisibility. Yeah, without question.
Speaker 1:But 1,000% just to prank people? Yeah, I think it would be more fun to just be. Oh, yeah, can you imagine sitting in somebody's house like, open the fridge randomly, wait what? But then also like, hide their car keys in a carton of ice cream and just put it back in the freezer? Are you ever gonna look there for your car keys? That's great. That's great. I mean everyone says I'd rob a bank, blah, blah, blah, whatever. All right, we get it. We get it. Yeah, but just like someone, you can't stand and just go mess with them. Oh yeah, and not hurt them or anything like that. But, like you said, put your keys in the ice cream, they'll never know it. Like, obviously, if they don't have a self-driving car, just like start backing it out of the driveway. You know how fun that would be. That'd be hilarious.
Speaker 1:I mean, we might mentally break some people. Let's be honest here. Yeah, I mean there's a lot of police work you could do. A lot of bad for humanity you can do. But just imagine somebody sitting there. Somebody you're not a huge fan of is watching TV, they're into a movie and you just take their cup and slide it across the table. You're going to sit there and go what just happened? And as they go to reach for it, you just slide it right back to where it was and then watch them self-destruct. Honestly, I think what I would do this is mean, but I would rip the blanket off of them, like everyone gets into bed and they start doom scrolling on their phone before bed. Yeah, and I'd watch their eyes and as soon as that first slow blink hits, I'm ripping that blanket clear off and they are going to be so dumbfounded at what is going on. That's how you break someone. We shouldn't be telling people this.
Speaker 1:No, but also, I think mind reading could be along the same lines. Yeah, would you want mind reading or mind control? See, mind control just sounds evil, right, right, but it doesn't have to be. No, but I mean sure you can walk into a bank and tell the bank manager to empty your vault for me. Right, that's Jedi mind tricks type thing. But mind reading you could solve a lot of issues, true, but do you want to know that much about someone? No, not at all. I don't want to know that much about me Exactly. I don't think that's as good as you think it is. No, not at all. But mind control differently, yeah, I think mind control has been used by villains so much that we don't see the positive side of it. Right, like invisibility. Right, what's one superpower you would never want? I think about a mind reading. I'm going to say toxic farts. One Now. Think about a mind reading. I'm going to say toxic farts.
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