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#72 - GOTTA GO WITH GO-KARTS
Ever wondered how a cactus could cause chaos or how a cauliflower could knock someone out? This week, we kick off episode 72 with tales that stretch from our adventures at a pumpkin patch all the way to the skies over California. Paul shares a rollercoaster weekend with pig races at Gesterland, while I recount the unexpected hazards of furniture disposal. We also revel in the joy of connecting with listeners across six continents, celebrating our first fan from Bloemfontein, South Africa, and sharing in the thrill of global camaraderie.
Shifting gears, we dive into the fast-paced world of NASCAR, where bold predictions and playful rivalries abound. We discuss legendary drivers and the strategies for upcoming races, all while preparing to crown America's favorite Thanksgiving side dish in our exciting bracket showdown. From cranberry sauce to cornbread dressing, the competition is fierce, and surprises await at every turn. Plus, we tackle the real world with a story of quick thinking during an identity theft encounter.
Finally, we explore the whimsical wonders of having $50 million at our disposal. From purchasing luxury mattresses to owning an old Western town, our imaginations run wild with extravagant dreams. We also tease out the quirks of municipal plant regulations and share heartwarming tales of cactus caretaking. As we wrap up, we encourage our listeners to join the Trout Stream community on social media, spreading the word and sharing in our laughter. Your support and engagement keep this stream flowing!
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Hello friends, and welcome back to another episode of the trial stream. I am Harry Trautman and with me, old buddy, I might just leave these errors in. There's our opening. There's the cold open this week. There's the cold open this week. Hello friends, and welcome back to another episode of the Trout Stream. I am Harry Troutman and with me, as always, is my co-host. Hi, I'm Paul Troutman. So pick up a pole, cast a line and join us on the stream.
Speaker 1:On episode 72, we will discuss our favorite athletes to wear 72, hand out our golden trouts and eels of the week, announce our latest bracket and, of course, much, much more. Paul listeners, welcome to 72. Oh, 72,. Man, I'm proud of us. This is a good one. This is a good one. We are rolling, as always. Got to give my shout out to Lafayette, Louisiana. Oh, buddy, I'm nervous to pronounce this next one because I'm going to slaughter it, but it's a big deal. Okay, it's tough. I'm trying, I'm just trying so hard. See, already off to a great start. Lomifontine, Orange Free State, which apparently just goes by Bloom, and that is the capital of South Africa. So that is pretty dope.
Speaker 2:That's another continent. Is that our first listen from the continent of Africa?
Speaker 1:I don't know, have we had Northern Africa? I don't think we have. We haven't had Egypt, libyabya, morocco, algeria, morocco, and we haven't had any of those. I think this is our first continent of africa, so obviously north america nailed it. Europe, yeah, europe. Asia, we got asia. Australia. Europe, yeah, europe, asia, we got Asia. Australia, mm-hmm, africa, we got Africa. Now we have Brazil, we have South America, we did it Almost. I'm not counting the ice cube, oh, that's. If there is a goal. Harry, yeah, there's a goal. Six out of seven, six out of seven continents, wow, round of applause. That's huge. I didn't even think about that. Now we can officially say worldwide, worldwide.
Speaker 2:Did you do anything fun this weekend? We went to a place called Gesterland.
Speaker 1:Now we can officially say worldwide, worldwide, worldwide, did you do anything fun? This weekend? We went to a place called Gesterland. It's a two-hour drive from here. Okay, it's like a pumpkin patch mini amusement park. Okay, it's off of I-20. We pass it all the time, right. All the time we pass, we talk about it, let's go, let's go, we should go there, we should check that out. They do christmas, they do fall. So finally, sabrina pulled the, she pulled the horn for some tickets, and so we're going. Like this is the date and time we're going, we have to go. And so we went, and it was a very good time. This is like like a smaller Dutch wonderland, much smaller Dutch wonderland. Uh, they have a bunch of little roller. It's meant for Olivia, to Reagan's age anyway, but rollercoaster swings the rides, you name it, you know. So it's. It was a really good time.
Speaker 1:They had some, uh some pig races that were pretty lame. Oh no, were they three-legged pigs? No, they were regular pigs, but they were just. It wasn't like a quarter-mile drag strip, it was like 20 feet, not even warmed up.
Speaker 1:Yeah they, the ham hocks were still cold by the time they got warmed up. Yeah they, the ham hocks were still cold by the time they got over there. Like ugh. Kids had fun, though. Kids had a great time. Man, tell me about your weekend. I want to hear all about it. Saturday threw out our old sectional. Oh yeah, as I'm at the dump, a gentleman offered some help and as he grabbed said sectional it clocked me square in the right eye. Yeah, that's a good idea. I hurt very much. I did not cry. I was very proud of myself. I'm proud of you. I offered to help him unload his stuff and he said no, I'm good. He was throwing away what looked to be about 100, 150-year-old lumber. I didn't want to interrupt. Maybe he had to throw it away, maybe I don't know what I'm talking about. Right, I'd like to think I'd do a little bit. In my mind he had termites. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm telling myself right, right.
Speaker 2:I'd like to think I'd do a little bit In my mind.
Speaker 1:He had termites. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm telling myself right now. He had termites and he was just happily throwing it away. Good for him. And we also went to a pumpkin patch on Sunday. Oh yeah, there was like six animals, a little play area for little ones. I did do. I did get to slingshot some apples. Oh yeah, how'd that go? Nine out of the ten went phenomenal. Apparently, I'm really good with a slingshot. Okay, number four came back at me Cool speed. So I was at the tallest one because I'm very tall and I'm pulling it. I'm going to show you, but I'm pulling it down as far as I can, go to the point where I'm actually a little sideways, yeah, and my one leg is at a 90 degree angle and I'm kind of squatting a little bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can see that, let go.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, and it comes back and goes directly in between my legs. Frightening Very, they were moving, moving. Yeah, you ever seen that clip from the girl from?
Speaker 2:Amazing Race yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1:We were re-watching, as we do, you know, old Amazing Race seasons and that one came on. I was like, why does this seem so familiar? Oh no, Because I didn't watch it normal. I've only seen that clip. I've just seen the clip. Yeah, Do they still have it on? Yeah, I imagine they have to, Cause it's like it's a big part of the show.
Speaker 1:Oh no, it's still there. And like I cringe the whole time, cause every time, like she's going to go shoot the water me, it wasn't it. And then, when it happens, you're like, oh my, it just explodes. She didn't cry on camera, on camera, right, right. You know, it's just weird. Never an absolution of what's going to happen with those slingshots, though. No, I didn't like that. Their pumpkin patch quote, unquote was just pumpkins in the middle of a grass field, oh yeah, but we did take the hayride over and back. So I mean, I like Hayride, so you're not going to not Like those pumpkin patches right there, like they're not the greatest, but you know, you're just, you're unable to stay, but you're unwilling to leave. We, uh, we did meet a donkey named Eeyore.
Speaker 2:Yeah, kids were not allowed to pet Eeyore because Eeyore.
Speaker 1:Yeah, kids were not allowed to pet Eeyore because Eeyore bites. Hmm, so I pet Eeyore. I didn't dare. He can probably do that to you. I guess he can bite me, yeah. And then the last thing I sent you a picture and I want to tell everyone is there was a Toys R Us radio flyer wagon. What's your quick call back to episode 71? What store would we want to bring back Toys R Us? It's just funny how life works out like that it does. Life works out very, very crazy, especially doing a show. Um, I go first this week, you do, I won. I go first this week, you do, I won. I have won Carlton Fisk. The reason why I say life works out, I'm kind of just jumping right in here. Carl Fisk started with the Red Sox wearing number 27. Yep, I remember that Goes to the Red Sox wearing number 27.
Speaker 1:Yep I remember that Goes to the White Sox and verts his number to 72. Interesting, I had a cool nickname of Pudge. I thought that was pretty funny. Yeah, it's good. Well, here's the kicker and here's where everything kind of like comes together because he's a great ball player, like chums together because he's a great ball player, he won the American League Rookie of the Year in 1972. Mind-blowing. The crazy thing is that Fisk was already on our list. Yeah, we didn't know until we looked up until I looked up some stats that he won it in 1972.
Speaker 2:I didn't realize that, because it all comes together.
Speaker 1:It all does come together. He's got that iconic home run in the World Series. I can't remember the year when it goes down the third base line and he's like shooing it to go fair Right.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's one of the craziest things. Most players if you watch a home run, you're going to get beat. He hits it and it's right down the line. He doesn't know if it's going to be foul or fair, so he's like shooing it with his hands like Zen motion, making it a home run, which is, if that ball wouldn't have went foul, we probably would have never seen that video.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So that's what makes it even funnier the fact that it was a home run. That's a good pick, Thank you, I do have them occasionally but, that is my only pick this week.
Speaker 1:I got two. Go on Two from the NFL, two different eras. Speaking of two, let's go with Ed Two. Tall Jones, the number one overall draft pick by Dallas Cowboys in 74. It would have been so much better if it was 72. Right, but in 74, a 6'9 defensive end out of Tennessee State. That's a big boy. That's hard to starboard. When he's up there he's going to just come straight trucking at you. But if he's coming trucking at me, I want a good offensive lineman and sometimes I like when numbers line up like this offensive linemen and sometimes I like when numbers line up like this.
Speaker 1:I'll take number 72, 1998 to 2008, philadelphia Eagles. Trey Thomas Dude was a monster of an offensive lineman. He was there at the rebuild. He was there with the Andy Reid Andy Reid's first year. He was there when we got McNabb and then Westbrook. You know all that. Trey Thomas was like the pinnacle lineman during that time. There's no denying him. No, my favorite was when there was always a run play he had to pull. It was like a ship leaving port. Get out of his way because he's going to run over you. But it almost feels like a distant memory. You know distant memories of that era of the Eagles. Enough about that reminiscing.
Speaker 1:I got one draft pick, number 72 overall, recently announced his retirement from Major League Baseball Colorado Rockies, charlie Blackman. I always feel like Charlie did well against the Phillies. He did, and that's why I'm like I mean you know what I mean. He frustrated, but I respect the dude because he was very loyal to the Rockies. I guess in essence they were loyal back, since I never traded him. My other teams wanted him. This is gonna be fun dude. Another, yet another callback, or not even that deep into this this episode, but call back to 71, oh yeah where I said hey, we got some actors, actresses, who are 71.
Speaker 1:One of those is back on the list at 72 already.
Speaker 1:Oh, it was his birthday. We didn't even realize it was his birthday week. No, it's just a quick Google. Hey, who is 71 years old? And Jeff Goldblum, at the time, was 71. He was, and now he's 72. Good for him, he doesn't look a day over 48. I said it last week Fine wine. Yeah, you know who really surprised me with 72? Liam Neeson. Yeah, wow, I didn't think he was that old. Liam Neeson. Yeah, wow, I didn't think he was that old. Liam Neeson and Jeff Goldblum are the same age.
Speaker 1:Wild, didn't even think about that. I just think about Liam Neeson and Ted. Yeah, maybe Ted too. Where he's like, are these exclusively for children? And if I take them home, will I be followed? And he's talking about trick cereal? Yes, hilarious, it was Ted too. Ted too. And then, of course, none other than George Strait, the king of country. The king is 72. Fun fact, not the biggest fan of George Strait, I respect him, but you'll never hear me say you know, you guys want to listen to some George Strait Never going to happen out of my mouth. There was a point in my life that happened, yeah, like when I was driving to Amarillo.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:See, that's fair. Amarillo, by morning I think I played a song like four times in a row just for fun and I was like really it's just me and a dog and I was like, but he's getting bored of this. Yeah, see, like that's fine. Yeah, I didn't realize like how much his music went from like the 70s, 80s and 90s. So if you go Spotify where you can listen to our show, right, it's 90s country and he's got a few songs. I did not know. This was George Strait. Yeah, maybe because I was 8 years old when this song came out and I had no idea who was who. We know who Garth was. Yeah, it's either Garth Brooks or another male singer. That's it.
Speaker 1:Moving right on to NASCAR, the 72 car Was in 576 races With 14 wins Back in the win column. Again, there we go. 12 of those wins races with 14 wins back in the win column. Again there we go. 12 of those wins were by Benny Parsons. Benny, I only know commentator Benny Say it, which is wild, because there's going to be a whole generation of people that only know commentator Daryl Waltrip, or that only know commentator Jeff Burton Irip, or that only know commentator Jeff Burton. I did not even think of that. Yeah, it's crazy because, like some people, like, oh, when you were racing, there's people out there like, oh, when did this guy race? Yeah, 40 years ago, and it wasn't that long ago, like Ned Jarrett, when he used to commentate.
Speaker 1:We never got to watch Ned Jarrett race, but they were always commentate. We never got to watch Ned Jarrett race, but they were always commentating. I'm like, who is this guy? What does he know? Turns out he's like one of the winningest drivers Dale Jarrett, yeah, same. Well, that's weird to think about. I don't know if I like that. All right, buddy, let's talk about Vegas. It's going to be quick flashing question in a hurry. Did I see most of the race? Nope, I did call the winner, boy, did you? Not only did I call the winner, I then called you to brag about picking the winner. Oh, absolutely. I got a phone call on Sunday from Harry and I was like oh, something's wrong, what's up, buddy? And he was like well, just wanted to let you know. I called the race and he hung up on me. That was it. That was it. Tyler Reddick, with a nasty wreck, took out Brad Kay, austin Dillon. He did flip, which sucked. You hate to see that.
Speaker 1:He also took out Chase Elliott. I do not want to discredit Chase, you hate to see it. Yeah, especially in mountain half track, it's weird. I think it was just a weird, weird combo of a lot of things Agreed.
Speaker 1:Now, like I said, not only did I pick Joey, yeah, not only did Joey win. Let's talk about the bad news. And with that I will give you the floor. Okay, so I keep track of Our picks. Every week, as everybody knows, you get one pick, one person. Till the playoffs starts. Resets In the playoffs, you pick one person.
Speaker 1:Harry was very confident With picking Joey Logano. The 22 Pennzoil machine, by the way, had a very beautiful paint scheme this weekend. Harry forgot that he had picked Joey Logano at Bristol only a few weeks prior. Standardly, that is a full on disqualification. We were going to start referring to that as an Alex Bowman. However, the ruling committee I spoke with them decided that since Harry confidently, without even reviewing the sheet, said Joey Legano was going to win the race, that's who I'm going with and I went with Kyle Larson We've decided that Harry has the same amount of points I got.
Speaker 1:I'll give him two bonus points for the win. That's it, instead of giving him zero. We're this close. We're having fun. Who cares? Right, it's too tight. Yeah, and if I didn't say he was going to win the race on top of it, right, if he was just like, yeah, joe, no, I wouldn't care me at all.
Speaker 1:Listen, 71, listen to Harry's confidence, but it's, it was perhaps one of the greatest picks all season it was. It was probably your most clutch pick last two seasons, so I will not argue it, I will not fight it. I will take the tie. I will take the two bonus points tying this up first and foremost. Yeah, it tied us up. Argue it, I will not fight it. I will take the tie. I will take the two bonus points Tying us up first and foremost. Yeah, they tied us up. We are now going to Miami and I get the first pick Minimo, ami, ami. And I'm so scared right now. Yeah, because I have three drivers. I have Kyle Larson, yep. I have Tyler Reddick and I have Denny Hamlin, oh man, and I'm going to go with Kyle Larson. The five machine, the five machine, oh my God.
Speaker 1:I already picked Denny Hamlin, who I picked back in what Kansas? You picked Denny at Kansas, so you can't go with him. I was trying to bite my tongue. I was like I want to see you DQ yourself here.
Speaker 2:Two weeks in a row. Two weeks in a row you caught yourself.
Speaker 1:You caught yourself there. Good, not who I thought you were going with. I have two numbers written down for me, just because I thought you were going one way, not the other. So because you went with the five machine, I'm going to cross off my single digit. I'm going with my double digit, christopher Bell in the 20.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is so scary. Yeah, this is a lot dude, this is pressure.
Speaker 1:Now I think Christopher Bell makes it to the final four. He wins the championship this year. All right, even though we just said whoever wins Vegas is going to win the championship. A lot of things are in Christopher Bell's favor. I foresee him winning a championship, but that's that.
Speaker 1:I don't want to pick Tyler Reddick, even though he runs hot at Miami, because all season long he is not coming clutch and I don't want to bash the guy at all. I think he's a phenomenal racer, but he is not coming flutch at all. He has a lot of number twos. He did win the regular points, but NASCAR's a sport where if you come in second quite a bit, guess what You're number one. Look, we always had Ryan Newman win a championship back in 14? I think it was and he never won a race.
Speaker 1:That's one of the great things about NASCAR. I think he finished second that year in overall standings and did not win a single race. It's also how the playoff and the point systems and all that stuff works. That's why I wanted him to finish second At that last race and like the other three guys behind him. So he finishes, finished second and he wins the championship, and without ever winning a race. He's phenomenal. Yeah, it's why we like NASCAR. It's why some people don't, but that doesn't matter. We're moving on to Golden Trouts. I'm in my first. Golden Trout is actually going on to a Philadelphia Eagle one.
Speaker 2:We got the win on Sunday. We went to the Meadowlands.
Speaker 1:Anyone who knows anything about football know that two teams played the Meadowlands it's either the Jets or the Giants. We were playing the Giants, our division rival Boo Boo. To add even more drama to this game, it was saquon's. Saquon barkley's first visit back to met life after becoming an eagle and leaving the giants. Yeah, uh, they booed him, they burned his jersey in the parking lot, whatever do you, which is still wild to me. Uh, you know I don't like mentioning him on our show because I think they steal our stuff, but Jason Kelsey mentioned it best when he said you know, I don't understand why you're so mad at Saquon. You should be mad at your organization, and I completely agree.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:So it came down from up above to Nick Sirianni that Saquon was 13 or 11 yards away from his highest yardage gain in his career Yep. So he goes to Saquon and he goes hey, man, you got 13 more yards for your all-time yards per game. And Saquon said I'm good, let these young guys eat which goosebumps, because that's awesome, but like just to be such a team player like that, it's not about me. Let these young guys get some yards in, let these young guys get some reps in. That's phenomenal, like. What's crazy to me is like he was a former New York football giant going against them 176 yards on the ground, 13 yards shy of his all time record his personal career high, I should say and to do it against your former team. So like it's going to erase basically everything you've ever done with him and the absolute respect that he has for everything. He says. It's not a revenge game, I'm just here to play a game, and that right there is a true testament of his character. When he was like, what did these young guys eat? He did say I hope this stops all the Giants questions yes, which it will? Did you see him hit, stick someone though? Oh my, yes, I did. You didn't just see it, you heard it. Oh also the uh. The trainers noticed it cause they had to attend to said player. He had to sit out a few snaps I want to see live. I thought Saquon killed a man. That's all I got. That's my golden trout this week.
Speaker 1:I got an interesting one this week, harry. We talked about former President Jimmy Carter when he hit the centennial bump, the old 100, as they called him, a street. He got a Franklin, he got a Benjamin. He's a Benjamin now. Do kids still talk like that? I don't know, I hope so. But speaking about in the hundred mark, how about rosie the river, the real rosie the river.
Speaker 1:Jennifer mcmullen, the sign of a. You know, know, just, the United States is power and might during world war two. You know who she is, wearing the blue overalls, the red bandana, sitting there flexing her guns. Rosie the river, the real Rosie, turned 100 years old this week. So that's phenomenal. I don't think she's flexing as much or doing as many rivets as she did back in the forties, but right, yeah, still rock solid. 100 years, dude, that's awesome. Yeah, I mean the thing you don't think. But when somebody says, oh man, they're 100 years old. What have you seen? Everything, bro 1924. She was born right after World War I, so she was in her 20s for World War II. Right, think about that. She was 10 during the Great Depression.
Speaker 1:The only bad thing is she was like 40 for Woodstock, so that was like 45. That's like me in a few years going to a cool concert around here. Hey, cool cats, you got anything cool going on. Get out of here, old timer, why are you an old man? And she still outlived all of them she did. We'll be shipping her a golden trout, for sure we will. We can hand out golden trouts all day. So what are we doing? This podcast? We like to spread laughter, good feelings, good vibes, but it is time to announce our latest bracket. Alright, are you ready? I'm ready. Are you ready?
Speaker 2:I said are you ready? I'm ready, are you ready? I said, are you ready?
Speaker 1:Our champion will be crowned the week of Thanksgiving Because we are doing America's favorite Thanksgiving side dish. Oh, I'm sorry. This is a good one, harry, we have it's a smaller bracket, right? Right, we have 16 matchups. I'm not going's a smaller bracket, right, right, 16 matchups. I'm not going to call them teams, right, they're not teams. They all play for the same organization my plate. Here we go. We haven't named the quadrants yet Because you know what? That's a surprise for later. I'm not going to name all 16. I'm going to post a bracket. I'm just going to tell you the first matchups. So here's our first four matchups this week.
Speaker 1:Harry, I'm excited for every single matchup because, like I feel as though my Thanksgiving dinner and you got a giant island that you got to walk around, right, instead of having the food on the table, you got to walk around this island and make your plate and then go sit down. And I see all these options. I'm gonna mix it up this week. I like having fun, harry, I'm gonna start in the bottom right region. We have cranberry sauce going against deviled eggs. I already know my answer. I already know my answer.
Speaker 1:Very simple the bottom left region. It is Hawaiian rolls versus corn casserole. Yeah, carbs. Now, mind you, my favorite thing is I went to the randomizer right, I put everything in there and I hit randomize five times, because five, I don't know what it is, I just do everything five times like that, and it created these matchups for me. How about from the top right region, harry? We have pickle wheels first, baked mac and cheese. Um, okay, yeah, I don't know where pickle wheel is, but I got to research that. I mean it sounds interesting. Yeah, hey, man, people, people put it on the bracket. Well, I mean, we're going to have some controversy here because in the final matchup for the week from the top left region, we have cornbread dressing going heads up, going fist to fist, or should we say fist to fin against sardines.
Speaker 2:Oh, All right.
Speaker 1:Well, that's a pretty good Thanksgiving side dish Great, if I do say so myself, I've never had a sardine. I can assure you I do not want sardines. Oh well, you, sir, are missing out.
Speaker 2:Am I.
Speaker 1:I worked with a guy once who his lunch for lunch he ate a can of sardines and like a few saltini crackers. And I looked at him. I said young man, if you need money for lunch, don't be ashamed. Here here's 20 bucks. I don't care. So he's talking about I love this, this is my favorite lunch and it cost me 85 cents. And I was like but you don't have to. And he's like no, I really like this. That's it. Those are four matches for this week.
Speaker 1:We've been trying to bust this bracket out and that way they're in preparation for Thanksgiving and get everybody in the mood right, because I'm already in the mood for Thanksgiving and it's early October. We will announce our winner at our Thanksgiving special episode. Oh yeah, so I look episode. Oh yeah, so I look forward to it. Man, this is going to be.
Speaker 1:I love brackets. Me too. I'm a huge fan. You know what I'm not a huge fan of? What's that? Our eels, eels Gross.
Speaker 1:My eel of the week is going out to identity theft. Really, someone tried to open a credit card in my name Tonight before the show. Love that, thank you. Tonight Tonight, yeah, I got a. I got a alert From a couple of my credit monitoring apps. It's like, hey man, did you try signing up for a credit card? And I said, nope, you got the wrong guy. Luckily, I called them right away, the credit card company, and they said, yeah, none of your information matches, we will not proceed and we thank you and it's going to be removed, but it's still annoying.
Speaker 1:No, it makes no sense. It's very annoying. You're trash if you do identity theft. Very trash, yeah. Like, oh, get out of here with that. I, I trash, that's all I got to say. Trash. Speaking of trash, I got an EO Harry. This one just grinds my gears, bottles and rockets. It has been bothering me for a very long time and I kind of Keep to myself With it. I don't know if it is. I'm going to sound old here. I don't know if it is, um, I'm going to sound old here. I'm going to sound really old. I don't know if it's newer generation of people. I don't know if it is the American education system or people are just uh lazy, I don't. I don't know how to put it.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:The dollar sign goes before the numbers.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Don't put it behind. It goes before the numbers. It should go dollar sign 5.25, whatever it is.
Speaker 1:Don't put it in the back, that is incorrect even watching ads and seeing you know ads on social media or a phone game, whatever it is, and then they put the dollar sign in the back. I'm like but any thought I had of clicking on your thing is now gone gone forever. I don't care if you're trying to sell me a new truck for $100, but if it starts $100, you're trash, you're out. I automatically assume you're a terrorist. Yeah, I automatically assume it's a scam. Yeah, 100% Scam, that's probably a better word. You're like all right, you're a scam. I got it, thanks. Terrorizers are trying to come and get me. They're trying to infiltrate me Automatically. A scam, I got it, thanks. Terrorizers are trying to come and get me. They're trying to infiltrate me Automatically. A scam, I don't trust it. Disgusting, slimy, gross. Here is your eel. I want to smack those people with an eel and just call it a day. They don't even deserve to hold the eel. Just hit them with it Right across the face.
Speaker 1:Harry, it's time Money State Law still exists today, this week, brought to you by Barry Bonds, bail Bonds. When you're locked up and want to get out of jail as fast as a ball leaving a ballpark, you call Barry Bonds, bail Bonds. He'll get you out of there 756 times. Let's review, harry. You're sitting at 43 and 36. Still positive, still positive, still positive. Are you ready? I am born ready. Oh right, we were born hairy, but anyway, we got two strong matchups this week. Here it's your first one. You ready, I'm ready, man.
Speaker 2:In this thing.
Speaker 1:It is illegal to use profanity in the presence of a corpse.
Speaker 2:Okay, I don't know why. That's funny to me. That is all it. Who's going to get mad? What if it's one-on-one? Find out.
Speaker 1:Like what if you're sitting there and you're like you're having a moment with, like your grandpa and like thanks for dying you a-hole?
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Well, it's illegal and you're going to have to call buried bonds bail bonds. Your options are Oregon.
Speaker 2:Ohio, georgia bonds, bail bonds, your options are oregon, ohio, georgia.
Speaker 1:Oregon has tripped me up a lot. I like adding oregon in there, whether it's there, whether it's not there, I don't know, you don't know. It trips me up a lot. Ohio is so dumb that even if it's one on one and it's illegal, like that makes sense in Ohio. Okay, but my mind Just tell me. But my body.
Speaker 2:Instantly Went South, but my body instantly went south.
Speaker 1:But again I have Oregon on the table and in Ohio. Do I go with my gut it's a big gut Strong. Do I go over my past mistakes of Oregon or do I lean on dumb Ohio which, by the way, we have not had an Ohio listener in quite some time, and I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's weird by the way I gotta call some people I know people up there they gotta listen in. Might not want to, I'm going Georgia. Final answer. Our life's so changed, harry. It is illegal to use profanity in the presence of a corpse in the state of georgia, georgia, georgia. My problem is like when I say certain states like oklahoma, georgia, there's a song about it. I always just want to sing it. And the worst is like when I pick it, like that time I picked your option was oklah, oklahoma, and I started singing it and like boom dead giveaway, dead giveaway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you should have gave me two Southern states and I would have been screwed, right, and I don't know if you noticed like I try and pick. So this one here I knew was Georgia. Georgia's a top five football team this year. Ohio State, oregon, oh, and Penn State. And Penn State Just want to throw that one out there. You know the number three team in the nation, right? But if I put Pennsylvania down there, you know that's not true. Okay, because half of our family would have gone to jail. I would have gone to jail, probably in the last 18 years. Yes, georgia, huh, good one. All right, are you ready for this next one, harry, I'm ready. I'm not going to blink the whole time. All right, let's do this. In this state, it is illegal to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. Illegal to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. Okay, your options are New Mexico, new York, north Carolina. That's tough dude. New Mexico, north Carolina, new York oh, you did all ends there. I see what you did, mm-hmm. Don't know if that was intentional.
Speaker 1:Uh-oh lens there. See what you did, mm. Hmm, don't know if that was intentional. Oh, new Mexico. I don't know enough about New Mexico to like give them to judge New York. I think of like 1902 and kids playing outside Like Why'd you throw that ball at me, sonny? And it's like that was fun.
Speaker 2:What's your thing I?
Speaker 1:imagine that's just a normal conversation. I don't expect that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think so yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm the mayor, and then North Carolina. I'm going to go North Carolina. Final answer.
Speaker 2:It's a loose choice. North Carolina. Final answer.
Speaker 1:It's a loose choice. It is illegal to throw a ball at someone's head for fun in a state of New York.
Speaker 2:Why is?
Speaker 1:New York. Dude, I thought you were going to nail it with that voice and I would have lost my mind. You know what changed my mind last second, the very last thing that changed my mind? Beaches in North Carolina. Do you get what I'm saying? I get, it Makes sense. I was just going to go. I figured something to do with the Yankees. Welcome to New York, you know. I saw something to do with the Yankees. Welcome to New York. You know, I saw something recently, harry Speaking about New York and baseball, because it used to be the Yankees against the Dodgers when Dodgers were in Brooklyn, yankees in the Bronx In the World Series, right.
Speaker 1:And then California came along and they're like hey, moving out, here, we have cool stuff. So the blue Dodgers went south and then the orange Giants went to San Francisco. What color are the Mets? Blue and orange. It was like a video thing that got made but it was like, oh, new York only has one team now, but we want another team. So they had like a Giants orange and then the Dodgers blue put together and like what if we combine these?
Speaker 1:Oh, wow, that's actually really how the Mets came about? What? Yeah, I wouldn't say that's weird. But what is PWN America's favorite segment, paul's Weird News? Here is your host, paul. Hey, paul, hey, harry, thanks for that.
Speaker 1:Shout out here, out here on the streets. This one here is going to be a safety precaution for all of us. You know, safety is very key. How about a mayor in Germany? I'm not even going to try to pronounce the names. I tried pronouncing the capital of South Africa earlier and did not go well, yeah, you know what I'm going to try.
Speaker 1:The mayor of Plettenberg in North Rhine-Westphalia banned something from municipal buildings after somebody required medical attention. Who is banned from municipal buildings? Is it a paper cutter? Maybe a paper shredder? Maybe it's a knife? Maybe it's a doorstop? Who knows how about this? Harry, cactus, you are not allowed to have a cactus in a municipal building.
Speaker 1:In the town of Plettinsburg in North Rhine-Westphalia, he banned the spiky plants from municipal buildings after a man required medical attention from injuring himself on a cactus in a school building. It really doesn't go into too much detail. It just says an adult man's arm could easily have been a serious injury to the face of a small child. Right, so it was a guy brushed up against a cactus. First off, I see a cactus. I'm not going anywhere near it, sorry. Even on the West Coast I golf and there's cactus there and I used to be young and dumb hey man, go get your ball. No man, I. There's cactus there and I used to be young and dumb. Hey man, go get your ball. No man, I'm taking a drop, I don't care. I found three other balls in the bush over there. I'll use one of them. I'm not going near it. So I get his precaution. But this is what I call a knee-jerk reaction. Be like, oh. So one guy brushed his arm against it. Let's ban them. I mean, I know a guy that lost part of his thumb in a paper shredder. I'm not banning paper shredders.
Speaker 1:I actually have a cactus at my office, which I don't think you even knew. I did not know that I actually have one, two, three plants. I lost one earlier this year, rip, rip. Somehow, when people don't want desk plants anymore, I end up with them. Okay, but not only do I have a cactus, my cactus had cactus and I have baby cactus, oh, and some of them are also having cactus. Cacti, oh, the old cacti. So I'm a cacti grandpa, all right. Well, congratulations, harry. Thanks, man. Thanks.
Speaker 1:It's a lot of hard work. Sometimes I don't water it for weeks, but you're used to the neglect. You know, I know we're in weird news, but it doesn't rain every day in nature. No, you're right. So why do we water our rain every day in nature? No, you're right. So why do we water our plants every day? I mean, I water my garden because I want big vegetables, but that doesn't really help. That's what I'm saying, dude. Where's the science to water your stuff every day? Because we don't have natural ground. Usually they're in pots. In the pots, natural ground will hold moisture, ah, all right, because Mother Earth, like when rain's coming or not, or something, or the grubs and the moles, will keep the water there. I don't know, man, listen. All I know is I believe children are a future. They are. Treat them well and let them lead the way. You know, as I always like to say, is, take her to the sea, mr Murdoch. Speaking about taking him to the sea, harry, let's go across the pond from Germany, across the Atlantic Ocean, across the United States to the West Coast.
Speaker 1:Ever flown a plane, harry? Or you're ridden on a plane and you think, man, hopefully nobody on this plane needs a doctor, or like no specialty is ever needed Big fear for some people, but also like a moment that a lot of the guys are secretly waiting for, of course, is the moment that they go uh, hello everyone. This is your captain speaking. I am about to pass out. Is there anybody on board who can fly and land this aircraft? How many hands are going to air? Mine is. Oh, absolutely, I'm going. All right, I mean it's going to take me a couple minutes to get used to it. Right, because it's cheap. I've got to get myself adjusted to his seat and how he likes his controls, you know, because I don't like mine a certain way in the pilot's hands. But a small plane traveling from Nevada to California doesn't disclose the aircraft size, right, for a second.
Speaker 1:That happened where a pilot passed out and everybody's like hey, man, we need somebody to land this aircraft. And this dude goes I'm your uncle, barry, and like he walks up, like he's Doc Holiday, right into the cockpit, kicks the door down and says get out of here, old man. But the pilot can't hear him because he's passed out, so it loses his effect, so he has to, like drag, get out of here, old man. But the pilot can't hear him because he's passed out, so it loses his effect. So he has to drag him out of there. He sits down and he goes hey, everybody, this is your captain speaking, hold on. And that's what they did. And they landed safely in Bank Street, california. So bravo to that man for just saving everybody's lives. It's awesome. Yeah, man, it's pretty cool. But talk about saving lives, harry. I say let's hop on that airplane. Let's go back over the water.
Speaker 1:Little town outside of Southampton, in old, foggy little London town, england, where a woman is suffering after being knocked out, right, so now we can't have cactus in our German municipal buildings. We're going to start banning things from other stores here because a woman is still suffering. Harry, she was knocked unconscious at the grocery store. Going to start banning things from other stores here because a woman is still suffering. Harry, she was knocked unconscious at the grocery store. Oh, grocery stores are, uh, they're coming wild, right. Especially if she's knocked unconscious, unconscious to being hit with a discounted cauliflower who fell on her head.
Speaker 2:I have so many questions. She's browsing the discount rack at a local grocery store with a vegetable in the back of her head. She recalls a very large and heavy item fell down on the top of my head. Well, yeah, I mean, I figured its. A very large and heavy item fell down on the top of my head.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, I mean, I figured it has to be large and heavy if I'm going to be unconscious.
Speaker 2:When I woke up I was suffering from a concussion and was knocked out. Legit knocked your apples Boom out cold. I mean it weighs the average cauliflower weighs about two pounds, right, but somehow this one was like four to six feet high. Why do you have a cauliflower six feet high? Boom came fresh down? How did it fall? Why was the cauliflower so high Right?
Speaker 1:How tall is this woman?
Speaker 2:She's, uh, she's probably, I don't know.
Speaker 1:It says four to six feet high, hit her in the back of the head, so she was probably bending down, picking up carrots from the discount section, Mmm, and then was like mmm, ooh, these carrots look really good. She probably wanted to go for the one in the back, rattled the whole cage and a giant one fell down. But getting knocked out by a head of cauliflower was not on my bingo card this year.
Speaker 2:I don't think it was on hers, but also how is that possible?
Speaker 1:Yeah, see there's so many questions I have, Because I would think that women can get hit in the head a lot better than I can, because they have hair. Hair I would think would absorb some of that, I guess, depending on the hairstyle maybe, Because if I get hit in the head I'm going to cut it open and be bleeding, but you or anybody else with hair they can do the same thing. Oh, nothing happened. I always wonder if someone threw it. I'm thinking if it was a prank gone bad and they realized that she got knocked out and somebody comes up and did this shit fall off the shelf?
Speaker 1:whoa that was so crazy. It's almost as if, like it came after her. Like we see you, you're trying to tic-tac this Become viral. But that's it for me, out here on the streets, back to you with Studio T. This episode went fast because we're already packing the truck up. We are packing it up, man. We do have to do a little housekeeping now. Okay, I am an honest man and we did a no-no last week and I want to correct that we did not mention the 71st highest-selling album of all time, dirty Dancing. Oh my gosh, you hit it so well on the show last week and then we forgot to bring it up.
Speaker 1:We got so excited at the end that, like I don't know what the listeners are going to get, there are certain songs for this album that I have held on to my pocket, but a promise kept you made up for it. Man at your word. Little housekeeping, I like it. I do this. I do this little exercise to help me sleep at night, right, and I think, what would I do with $50 million? Oh, I'm in so rapid fire, don't think about it. Here are the rules. You don't have to worry about taxes or any of that stuff, right? Yep, it's all hypothetically. I say you have $50 million, what is the first thing you're buying?
Speaker 2:What's the first?
Speaker 1:thing you're doing. You have $50 million on a credit card. What's the first thing you're buying? What's the first thing you're doing? You have $50 million on a credit card. What's the first thing you're doing? Zillowcom buying land? Just that moment? Yeah, 100%, it's the money deposits at noon and at 12.01 you're buying land. I mean, probably like at 12, like 10 seconds, I got to call Sabrina. I'll be like, hey, what's up, we got to do this. And then I'm like, hey, get on Zillow real fast. No, probably 100%, I guess.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would call.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm calling. I'm looking for land. Okay, what are you doing? Sleep, sleep. You know how well you're going to sleep With $50 million in the bank. Yeah, you're right, I'm going to the nicest hotel in Philly. It doesn't even have to be anywhere, great Like I don't have to go to New York or LA or anything crazy. I'll go right to Philly. I'm pretty sure they have before seasons with room service. I'm not leaving for a week, that's a great idea.
Speaker 1:That is a really great idea For a week. Yeah, live, that's a great idea. That is a really great idea for a week. Yeah, live, all in room service. You're in Philly, so there's plenty to do. Yeah, if you get stuck in your room, my thing is I wouldn't leave the see. That's where we differ, is I would be get my head on straight, yeah, and then start making my decisions. That's a really good idea to do it that way. Um, cause I always said years ago like oh man, you know, would you retire or would you get out of the military early? Like no, no, I would hit my 20 year mark, you know, retire. And then I'm passing Mark dude, yeah, here's 50 million. I'm like bye, I mean, it's not my exit pay, I'll pay you a grand just to do my out processing. Get me out of here. Boop, boop, boop, because there was a.
Speaker 1:I always dabble in Zillow when I look for funsies. I found 365 acres outside of Bristol, tennessee, very close to the track. It had three houses. Each one was three bedrooms, and then there was like an old colonial log cabin that like they had on there as well, like a hunting cabin. Go on, they wouldn't like 2.5 to 3 mil for that one. So it had an equestrian track which I was like, well, I'm not going to have horses, but I'll have a dirt go carts done, sold, that's smart. You can also run out of the stalls for income, right, but if I got 50 mil, I'm probably gonna invest a lot of it. That's a lie. 12 and one my first phone calls to a lawyer. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. Like, you don't have to worry about that, everything's already taken care of, don't?
Speaker 1:worry about lawyer taxes. All that Like this is just for fun. Yeah, looking for land, I'm going to Bass Pro Shop buying me a couple new hats. All right, see, this was perfect. Packing up the truck segment. I've always wanted to go to Boot Barn, but I don't want my heart broken.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't want to walk in and like find a pair of boots and then be like what size? And I'm like 16, 4e, yeah, and they're like no, I'm sorry, son, there's not enough cow in the world, you're going to have to, uh, but with 50 mil you're going to be like I wouldn't go to Boobarth. True, I would find somebody. I'd be like George Strait, where do you get your boots from? I need the guy. The guy no, no, I don't care, I don't care who you say you're wearing, I don't care about that brand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want to know who makes your boots. I need that guy, right.
Speaker 1:And then, like, even on TikTok, I follow these guys Wild Hats. It's not a plug for them, but they make custom. They do different cowboy hats, whether it's dudes from Yellowstone or old Clint Eastwood hats or Dwight Yoakam remake, and I just like it. I can't. I mean, their hats are expensive. They're $6,000 to $900 for a hat. Oh, but they have one where it's like a whiskey drinking hat and it's a cowboy hat, but they like put alligator skin and a little ring around it, the top. They put a turkey feather in there. Their staple is a gold nail, but then they're like patina, so they'll put dirt on it with a paintbrush, like some you know clay, and then they'll torch your hat. So it looks, yeah, it looks like the sorting hat from Harry Potter, right, the aged look of it.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they went like 6,900 bucks for these hats. I would just go hey, man, I want three hats. I need a whiskey drinking hat, I need a sales hat I'm like I'm going to go buy something and I need an everyday hat. Smart, thank you very much. I would update my drove to whatever I'm comfortable in, but it's not like I don't know, Also, there's a old Western town, like Dale Jr has, that was for sale in Colorado.
Speaker 1:Oh see, I don't think in all my, all my thinking. I know I want to be centralized. So, like you said, the land in Bristol and then Colorado, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want to be centralized somewhere. But with 360, some acres, dude, you can just make your own town 100%. I mean, even if you just went down to Home Depot and bought sheds two grand a pop, yeah, Put them up. I always think of the go-kart track, though.
Speaker 2:100%, I always think of the dirt go-kart track. I don't know why.
Speaker 1:So, like when you mentioned that about the horses, like a go-kart track, I'm like dude. I always think go-kart track, 100%. I don't know what it is. We're grown men, we could race cars.
Speaker 2:No, go-karts are 10 times better. We make go-karts.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but also like here's my thing I want land in multiple areas. Yeah, Because if I got that much money I only need probably for what I want, about 20% of that 50 mil. I'll go buy some land. Want about 20% of that 15 mil, I'll go buy some land. You know, it was say 2.5 in Tennessee, four in Colorado, how much? Probably, like maybe Montana by me like a big old ranch and it's somewhere else, but I have like a normal house, other places. So I could be like, Hmm, what's in season today? I would, I feel bad for my kids. They probably, you know, they're like, hey, where's dad? Oh, he's hunting something today. Like, let's go. You know, there's so much you can do. Because everybody's like, oh, I'd get this car, I'd get this car. No, I'd get this car, I get this car. No, I give me an old truck.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But I want it done. You know it was tick tocks, those guys doing those fancy trucks Like the old square bodies with the electric windows.
Speaker 1:I fell in love with was uh, there's a team out there and they take old trucks and they put all new modern stuff in it. Yeah, so they'll take a 2024 F-150 and put it in a 57 F-100. That's so cool. So, like you know, it has everything, but the body is that of a 57 F-100. It looks so cool, though I think I might get one of a 57. Yeah, 100. It looks so cool, though I think I might get one of those A little more reliable. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean I do want one. I want a 50s, early 60s pickup truck, just for personal reasons. So if we ever get EMP'd I saw a vehicle gets me around, smart, but also, yeah, yeah, I would probably go With that much money. I would probably go crazy, like, let me go into Bass Pro Shop and just walk around with like a bingo dial and be like boop, boop, boop. Whatever has a blue dot on it I'm buying. Would you get a Cybertruck?
Speaker 2:No, no, no, it's only a hundred grand dude no, no cyber truck.
Speaker 1:No cyber truck because I'm getting a grand. I can give me two square body pickup trucks. No, I, I get that. Like I'm just saying, at the end of the day, you got your trucks and all that that you wanted, you turn over a huge profit and you just have a hundred grand sitting around. Maybe, maybe, then, but it's not my priority. It's like none of my top 100. I want something that drives me. Oh, no, absolutely, that's on my list. Yeah, that's there, like uh, yeah, I wanted to, and, and that's where, like, I go to tesla. Because that's there, like, uh, yeah, I wanted to, and and that's where I, like I go to Tesla, cause that's the only driving thing I know of. I don't know about Cybertruck. I'd probably get the big like the, not the bigger one, the SUV, the model Y, I think it is. But yeah, I just want to sit there in the driver's seat. I mean, if I got 50 mil, I'll buy a Cybertruck for 100 grand and then buy some of those metal balls that they had and try and break the window.
Speaker 1:You've been logical, 100% right land and you know your dream vehicles, all logical, with a lot of money. What is this stupid thing you're doing. Oh man, that's a good one, probably. Try and find a way to heckle a sports athlete. What is this stupid thing you're doing? Oh, I mean, that's a good one, probably trying to find a way to heckle a sports athlete. That's what you would do. I mean, I don't know. Really, off the top of my head, I'm thinking about somehow.
Speaker 1:Like Mr Deeds, like he had the Hawaiian Punch fountain. Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Stupid dude, just stupid. Somehow have Wawa tea in my house at all times. There you go. Yeah, I would have. Wawa tea, that's exactly what I'm talking about On tap, like I've always talked about it and like you know, we don't talk politics on this show, but when I am president of the United States, like I'm going to have a tap in the Oval Office, right.
Speaker 2:Not just a button.
Speaker 1:A tap. No, it's going to be a tap, two taps. One is going to be Wawa Lemon Tea 100% of the time, all the time. Also, the tap will be in the Situation Room. Has to be Right. And the next tap over is going to be Yingling, typed directly from Pennsylvania. So I want the fresh. But anyway, yeah, that's what I would do straight tap of yyc unlimited. Okay, see, that's that's what I like right there. That's great. Yeah, and I would have. Like tom brady said when he was in college, he wanted to make enough money to wear a new pair of socks every single day of his life. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have enough money to wear a new hat once a week, but I'm also like I had to hold on to a hat. As soon as that hat got a little bit of sweat on it, I would have two stacks like oh, it's now a working hat, I got a yellow working hat, I got a green working hat, it doesn't matter, let me grab a fresh one.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:See, what are you doing? I need to hear your response. I don't know. I've never asked myself that question To be like what's this stupid thing you're doing Me? Neither, I've always been logical, right, that's what makes it so fun. Ah, stupid, I don't. Stupid, I don't, I don't know. I'm trying to think of something like like I I drink dunkin donuts all the time, but I don't want dunkin donuts at my house. You know what I mean, right? No, that makes sense the way you want. Wawa, there's nothing out there for me like that. Yeah, I mean what. It has to be stupid. Oh, drake's, drake's bed. Drake spent like ten thousand dollars on his mattress, his mattress, oh, I want his bed. That'll be my stupid purchase, like one like his or his exact bed. Yeah, yeah, no one like it, it's got the same people that made it.
Speaker 2:I'm clarifying. That's great. I would probably.
Speaker 1:Okay, we've all seen Dumb and Dumber, we all know Dumb and Dumber. When they have the briefcase full of money and they get the Western gear when they're in Aspen, I would do something stupid like that, like literally go in there. Now, mind you, harry, I have a. I think my foot has shrunk a size, so now I'm down to a 13 instead of a 14. Nice dude, which is very odd.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But, even still, we're a PG show. I'm not going to tell you what I want to say. So, yeah, cool for you, dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, thanks, bud, and we've gone to several, uh like boot stores recently and I'm trying them on because I want a good pair of boots. Mine are just getting worn out that I have. Right, I want a new pair and I'm trying them all on. I feel bad for you because, like, my selection is very limited and so it's either like a dirt cheap pair that my feet hurt putting them on, yeah, or they're like five, six, seven hundred dollars, yeah. Well, I want to go in there and try them on, but that'll do, and just walk out with a tag still on them, even though I scan this, just pop it off and be like what do you want to do with your other shoes? I don't care, I don't care anymore. No, yeah, I think. A new pair of underwear? Oh, yeah, absolutely, because there's nothing like a new pair of underwear.
Speaker 1:But then again like Could you imagine walking into Sam's Club or Costco with that much money? No, because I don't need that much. I'm not talking about food, I'm talking about the middle stuff. Dude, we have a new TV Giant TV what store would you be scared to walk in with that much money in your pocket? China TV what store would you be scared to walk in with that much money in your pocket? Not a car dealership or anything like that right.
Speaker 1:Right, right, right, I don't know. I mean, it's very simple S-Pi is expensive, but you use all that stuff, a TV sound system. You know what I mean. It's very simple. Look man, s-pi is expensive, but like you use all that stuff, a TV sound system, like you know what I mean, you don't need a sound system.
Speaker 2:I don't have a sound system right now.
Speaker 1:No, I don't have a sound system, but like I would get one. But when you hear one.
Speaker 2:You're like no, I get it.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean yeah so it makes sense as pro, I think I'd be scared. As pro would be very scary maspro cabela's stores, I'd be scared. I think that especially if I went by myself, my problem would be I would have mentally I don't have to care about money, and then I end end up with like 17 new reels and I'm like like I don't need 17 reels.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why do I have three pellet smokers?
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 1:They were in three different parts of the store and you forgot you bought one, right? I would do like a wedding registry. Just give me this barcode scanner now and I'm just going to boop boop. Oh, that's a smart way to do it, like dude, sir you scanned four tents it's not a bad idea.
Speaker 1:Put it in the bag. Yeah, because like Walmart is kind of necessity, so like that's not scary. Yeah, bed, bath Beyond would be scary, but I don't need $50 million to be scary in there. Oh, I didn't even think about the bond Dicks. I think I would spend stupid money at dicks. Oh, 100%, if I went to any like sporting goods store, especially like Lids. They have a bunch of Eagle stuff or Philly stuff. Bye, yeah. Well, yeah, I would buy stupid stuff there. I've never played a day of lacrosse in my life, but I would have stupid stuff there I'd buy like I've never played a day of lacrosse in my life, but I would have six new sticks because I thought they were cool, right, and I would have a golden tee machine somehow.
Speaker 1:Oh Pretty much my main game would be like a cool arcade bar. I'd get a batting cage for sure. Oh yeah, it'd be like the ultimate sports complex, like a batting cage for sure.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it'd be like the ultimate sports complex like a batting cage with a virtual driving range, preaching Batting cage indoor gym. Yeah, with a go-kart track With a go-kart track and I think, yeah, with a bush light sponsorship. I think we're set Pull, I'll pull, I want to pull. Oh, that's a good one. I would also. Something I'd waste my money on is I would find somebody that just annoys me or just upsets me and be like hey man, how much would it cost for me to just punch you in the face?
Speaker 1:They don't need to know how much. They don't know. I had this money and they'll be like $1,000 for you to hit me in the face. I'm like cool man, you know the old thumb lick, pull out the money clip and go. Here you go. Can you hold that for a second? And just one time, just one time, man, I feel really good about that. And boom kind of like with 50 cent does the job rule?
Speaker 2:I want to do that to somebody.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I want to find someone and just, I don't want to mess up their life. I don't know, it's not who I am. I want to inconvenience them at all. Like, yeah, I'm going to take air out of your tire but like, not make it. Like, yeah, I'm going to take air out of your tire but like, not make it flat. It's drivable, right, but your tire light comes on, but you take your lights on.
Speaker 1:I want to do that to them as all like they, if they work in an office on 13th floor, you best believe the elevators are out of service. Boom, but it's going to stop like on the fourth floor and be like, oh, sir, you got to get off right here. What, oh, that's even. See, I'm out of service on ground floor. No, let him go up like six, yeah, five or six floors, and then make him get off and walk. Oh, I'm sorry, sir, this is the highest that the elevator goes Like. This is the third floor. Yeah, let's say you get two free floors after that. Sorry, sir, the elevator just broke. You need to evacuate and take the stairs, excuse me. Yes, evacuate to the stairs and go up. Yeah, you're going to have to ride. You're going to take the stairs Again. Does it suck? Yes, but it's more of an inconvenience.
Speaker 1:Right, and that's why like with 50 Cent, does a job. Rui buys the front row of all those concerts Hilarious, so funny. Marty, this has been a fun episode. This has been a very good episode. An Ocean of Memories. This is like a hymn to the sea. Harry, this is a good one. The number 72 highest selling album of all time is the Titanic soundtrack. My heart will go on Harry. Number 72, highest grossing movie Lord of the Rings Ship of the Rings. I'm going to end this podcast, before we do our official sign-off, by saying I've never seen any Lord of the Rings. You've never seen any Lord of the Rings. You've never seen any Lord of the Rings. I'm also going to take it a step further and tell you I've never seen any Star Wars movies.
Speaker 2:Ooh, but we already knew that. Yes, we already knew that, lord of the Rings Me neither.
Speaker 1:Oh, we should have a movie night. We should 12 hours. I can find it All right. Yeah With that. Be sure to follow us on Facebook at the Trout Stream, on Instagram and Twitter at TroutStreamPod. Leave a rating and review on whatever streaming platform you listen to us from. Look, we know you're laughing. You're probably thinking about what you'd do with $50 million. Leave a rating and review on whatever streaming platform you listen to us from. The rating and reviewing whatever streaming platform you listen to us from. The best way, the absolute best way to expand trust by word of mouth from listeners like you. So tell your friends, family, coworkers, enemies, harry, who else? Tell Catherine Zeta-Jones oh, tell Catherine Zeta-Jones about your new favorite podcast. Thanks for listening. Don't get your lines tangled and if you need help, reach out. Guar guarantee someone will listen.
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