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#67 - NOT THE WIENERMOBILE!!
Can a relief pitcher’s entrance music affect their game? Join us for a hilarious and spirited debate as we pick the ultimate walk-up songs, from timeless classics like "Enter Sandman" to unexpected choices like Shania Twain’s "Man! I Feel Like a Woman." Harry and Paul go head-to-head, and you won't want to miss Paul's mic-dropping claim of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" as the best walk-up anthem ever.
Celebrate episode 67 with us as we honor athletes who've worn this unique number. We'll recount Bob Kuchenberg's role in the Dolphins’ historic undefeated season, spotlight notable draft picks like Alvin Kamara, and share a gut-busting tale about Mark Cimino's emergency kicker stint. We also touch on the 67 car in NASCAR and Juan Pablo Montoya's upcoming race at Watkins Glen, blending nostalgia, humor, and sports history.
From surprising lifetime supplies for Olympic gold medalist Carlos Yulo to an intense "Biggest Pet Peeves" bracket showdown, this episode is packed with laughter and engaging stories. Hear about Yusuf Dikic’s minimalist silver medal win and laugh at unusual news stories, including a mannequin mistaken for a headless body and a gamer’s travel-fueled vendetta. We wrap up with quirky anecdotes about naming rights deals like Pitbull's latest venture, all while rallying behind Philly sports. Don’t miss this heartwarming, humorous journey through sports and life!
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All right, harry, you're called up to the major leagues. You're a relief pitcher. Every relief pitcher has a song. What is your song that they're going to play on the PA system? When the manager says, bring out the righty, what's your song? Mariano Rivera had Enter Sandman. Trevor Hoffman, for the Padres, had Hell's Bells.
Speaker 1:Great choice, great choice Diaz from the Mets. Has that One of the greatest closing songs, the Caribbean trumpet? I don't know what it's called, but I don't know how to explain it. Yeah, especially when they brought the live guy out, it's pretty awesome. It reminded me of Major League, with Wild Thing and Randy Quaid's playing the drums, like that's what it reminded me of. Right, but they're calling you out. What song's playing over the PA system?
Speaker 2:Same band, two different songs. My first thought was Down With the Sickness by Disturbed.
Speaker 1:Ooh.
Speaker 2:But then I was thinking of another song by them 10,000 Fists. Yeah, dude, everyone just hands up screaming, fist pumping.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Plus the intro to that. The intro to that is like this nice guitar riff and then bass drum hits and it's just fire. You gave me another one, so like as the gates opening up. It's just that intro.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Lights dim, drums hit and just everyone goes nuts Boom, spotlight on me walking from the bullpen, from the outfield in to the mound, cause I'm not going John rocker style, I'm not sprinting, no Because. Uh, harry, I have four now. I just thought it was two more small city here.
Speaker 2:I think I would talk to myself the entire way, though. Oh yeah, like hyping myself up. Yeah, once I hit the outfield dirt, just start talking like like stone cold Steve Austin. Yeah, jim, jim Ross would say the rattlesnake's talking. They'll be like Drowman's talking. Yeah, here we go, because I mean they're going to strike you out and punch you in the mouth. Yeah, that's it. Those are my go-to.
Speaker 1:We got to have goatee shaver heads. So like I'm halfway there, but like the glass break, right, you need that pop. Yes, yes, what do you got? I'm gonna start off with my pop. Right, I need the big pop. Miley Krueg Kickstart my heart. Ooh, I mean, once you hear that guitar riff going, I'm in, like that Right now Makes me wanna yeah, but you gotta run out.
Speaker 2:That song.
Speaker 1:That song you do gotta move. My next one here. It's a long open. Uh, blind by corn. Ooh, by the time you get to the infield it might be time. Uh, the one that you just gave. Like, whatever you said, put this thought in my head think citizens bank park, you're closer for the Philadelphia Phillies. What rings after the?
Speaker 2:Phillies win every game. The liberty bell?
Speaker 1:for whom the bell tolls? Can you imagine that?
Speaker 2:it's top of the night. Here's the thing. You gotta be the best closer in Philadelphia history to get dubbed that song.
Speaker 1:Okay, harry you're walking out. Ninth inning. You guys are up five to three. Two men on the four holes hit. Let's get out of this. Jam boys For whom the belt holds Goosebumps, this jam boys For whom the bell tolls Goosebumps. All right, now, that was just my late ad. Here's my number one, absolute number one. You're going to be so mad. You didn't think of this. Okay, lose Yourself by Eminem.
Speaker 2:Well, you, son of a gun.
Speaker 1:Just think about it. That is the first song. So when you and I were talking about Close Entry song, I was like Lose yourself, eminem.
Speaker 2:You don't get one shot.
Speaker 1:You just think about it.
Speaker 2:That makes me mad. That does make me mad. Alright, before we get this show started, one just random song. What would your random song? What would your random?
Speaker 1:song be To come out to yeah, pretty Fly for a White Guy Offspring. Oh okay, that was my MySpace song for a very long time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is your anthem. Yeah, I'm trying to think of one. I mean Shania Twain's man man.
Speaker 1:I feel like a woman.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know why just just a psycho, analyze the opponent, because they would be like what is going on? Oh yeah, you gotta come out to like a show tune. But the whole, I have a feeling like if you did do that, the whole stadium would sing along, and I think it would be. I think it would be mental warfare at that point. Because here you are, the number four batter. You're 6'4", 300 pounds of just raw muscle. Yeah, and man, I feel like a woman is playing and the whole stadium is singing along. You're going to sit back and go. What is life right now? Oh yeah, you're going to question everything.
Speaker 2:Hello, friends, and welcome back to another episode of the Trout Stream. I am Harry Troutman and with me, as always, is my co-host, I am Paul Troutman. So pick up a pole, cast a line and join us on the stream Today, on episode 67, we will discuss our favorite athletes to wear 67, hand out our golden trouts and eels of the week, continue our biggest pet peeve bracket and, of course, much, much more. Paul, welcome back to the Trout Stream, welcome to 67.
Speaker 1:67, man, that's a good-looking number.
Speaker 2:It is a good-looking number. I don't mind it.
Speaker 1:No, since we've been gone, we had a little gap between 66 and 67. Listeners don't need to know that. But here's the deal, harry. It's been a non-stop Olympics. You know, they haven't had NASCAR in a while. There's no football, some baseball, right. But think about our favorite number 67s. And if we go back to episode 66, you had the first pick for favorite 67. I want to hear what you got, not just me, but I know the audience, the Troutstream World International would like to know your favorite number 67.
Speaker 2:You mean our listeners from Charlotte, oakland, los Angeles and Clemington, new Jersey.
Speaker 1:Clemington New.
Speaker 2:Jersey. Want to know my favorite? 67? Yes, they do. It's a great number. Looks good on a jersey, looks good on the side of the car, and I don't have a single person that jumps out. This might be a true. I have absolutely no one. I know there were some Phillies pitchers at 1920 somewhere around there, but like nothing to write home about, nothing, nothing, nothing to keep it in the brain, yeah, like I've seen 67 on a Phillies uniform, yeah, but that that's as far as it goes. I had to dig deep on this one.
Speaker 1:I had to go into my sock pocket like real deep the pocket I got on my socks. I'm looking at NHL for some sweater numbers, harry, and uh, there was one uh internet's page that said there's only 37 people that ever wear the number 67 in NHL. I really wasn't gonna to take the time to research the validity of that, but I found one. There's multiple in the NFL, there's several, but this one that stands out has got to be the one, the only. Bob Kuchenberg who is Bob Harry? I'll tell you. You really want to know, I do. Who is Bob Harry? I'll tell you. You really want to know, I do.
Speaker 1:Bob was known for bringing the noise. He was a pillar of the Miami Dolphins offensive line. Right Early offensive lineman in the early Dolphins era Powered his team to two Super Bowl wins. So Super Bowl VI, super Bowl VII, super Bowl VI is known as the infamous, the famous undefeated season. So Bob was. He played guard. He was an offensive lineman, played guard alongside three Hall of Famers Langer, little and Stevenson. I mean that's a solid stacked offensive line. And Bob Kuchenberg played guard. He blocked for Larry Zonka, he protected Bob Greasy and he protected the Miami Dolphins and helped him go 17-0 and win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1:That's a brick wall of a line. That is a huge line. That was a good line. That line that is a huge line. That was a good line. That was like the Ideal offensive line. Then I'm gonna jump into draft picks, harry, because 67 Also not hot for draft picks. I only got two in the NFL. Let's go new to old, right, I don't know, I like doing that one. How about 2017? The New Orleans Saints Select. Alvin Kamar Kamar dropped to 67, harry, that's third round material.
Speaker 2:That was a start, when running back started falling, like if you weren't a Heisman winner, you were falling, yeah.
Speaker 1:That era. Yeah, give or take. It's kind of like fantasy football drafts you don't take running backs right away, right. And then my last draft pick from the year 2000. Y2k just happened where computers did not crash. You know what else happened, harry? The Atlanta Falcons selected number 6-7 overall, mark Cimino. Oh, why does that name sound familiar? Why do I think we brought him up before? Because Mark Cimino went on to play for the Philadelphia Eagles and when David Akers pulled a hammy and there was nobody kicking extra point, after Eagles touchdown, linebacker Mark Seminole comes out to kick the extra point and it was hilarious. Yeah, he, uh, I know he made one and I want to say he like attempted another one and like just completely botched it, like I think he had too much ego, too much. Yeah, I got this and just checked it. I don't know something about his name, seminole, the way it's spelled, it's like Simon, yeah, you so Simon, e, oh, eau, so Simon.
Speaker 2:Eel. I feel like the 67 car could be a good car. Holy 6-7. Wait, Harry, we've been doing this show for 66 episodes and we've been talking about this car for a while Doesn't 2311 have the 6.7 car, except this year where they're borrowing 50 from Floyd Mayweather's money team for Mobile. One's what 50th anniversary.
Speaker 1:Mobile One. Is it 50th anniversary of Mobile One?
Speaker 2:642 races, not a single win. Nah, but again, when you so, 2311 is the 2345. And then obviously the six, seven when they have a special guest racer. So they, like I literally just said, they're not doing 6.7 this year. Part of sponsorship is Mobile One and they, mobile One, won the 50 car and obviously I mean they probably had to pay Floyd Mayweather Some money to get it to borrow it.
Speaker 1:But yeah, I mean there's money involved in that.
Speaker 2:Who do we have coming back To drive the 50 car? Oh, what a little.
Speaker 1:Watkins Glen action.
Speaker 2:A little Watkins Glen action, and none other than Juan Pablo Montoya. Keep your jet dryer safe. Ladies and gentlemen, juan Pablo is back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the news broke. Yeah, the Harry and I obviously Harry back. Yeah, the news broke. Yeah, the Harry and I obviously Harry and I message all day, every day, the dumbest things possible. If the FBI is ever looking into us everybody, what are these two dudes doing? These two are idiots.
Speaker 2:It's going to be the point where the government's probably thinking we're talking in code. It's that dumb Like guys. This doesn't make sense. I know it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1:I know it doesn't make sense to us, but Ari sent me that Juan Pablo was driving the 50 car in Watkins Glen and I responded I hope the jet dryers have a bumper sticker that says don't hit me, juan.
Speaker 2:It was 2012. Rain delay in the Daytona 500. And not talking down, but so people understand it. Jet dryer is literally a jet engine on the back of a pickup truck that they use to blast and heat up the track and dry it out, so these cars can go around at 200 miles an hour safely, under caution too, which I think is the best part. I mean obviously the jet dryer's out. It's a caution. And he said something broke to this day. I don't believe it. I think he was. I think he was on autopilot, because he just drove right in the back of a jet drive.
Speaker 1:He is a 42 target car. No pun intended, target yeah.
Speaker 2:Then there it's a it's a real jet engine. And so there's jet fuel leaking on the track and, like a movie, one little spark and it just lit the whole thing up. Everyone was okay. I mean that's why we can laugh about it. But yeah, he just drove right into the back of it.
Speaker 1:Like it's just wow to me. That is a fighter jet style engine. If I had to guess, it's probably some sort of, uh, fighter jet starter. You know the engine starter? Uh, because those are mini turbine engines. He doesn't see it, just comes around the turn and just way I'm right into this. And not only are you under a caution, not only are we delayed due to the rain and weather in 2012, but now they're trying to track off and you just destroy the jet driver. What I really think happened is one needed to go. He was like I'm done, I'm tired, I want to go home.
Speaker 2:He seems like that type of guy, though I'm not.
Speaker 1:He seems like that type of guy though. If I park it I get fine, but if I wreck it, I get checked out, boom done.
Speaker 2:Couple days off. Gonna hit the showers early. Yeah, I don't YouTube it guys, just Juan Pablo Daytona 500. Then I guarantee you it will not be him celebrating the victory no we're moving on to Richmond.
Speaker 2:This week. Nascar is back. The Olympics are coming to an end here shortly. Richmond's going to be fun because they're racing two sets of tires. They have the normal tires and then they have the more grip, but less time tires, soft tires, soft tires Uh, we've seen. We've seen these during the all-star I was a fan Yep, uh, I think it's NASCAR's way of splicing it up the best they can, without doing too much, without it being crazy. And then we saw. We saw tires be a big factor at the Chicago Street Race. We did.
Speaker 2:Because Alex Bowman stayed out on the treaded tires, the rain tires, and Tyler Reddick almost came back and caught him if he didn't clip the wall and he was on slicks. Yeah, so it's going to be fun, it's going to. Let's see how it plays out. Who knows, everyone could do the same thing and it doesn't matter. Yeah, short track racing is going to be fun.
Speaker 1:Uh, short track racing. I love short track racing 10 to go.
Speaker 2:I'm throwing those, I'm throwing those grips on oh yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 1:It's going to be great. 10 to go, give me salt tires and I'm going Bye.
Speaker 2:Who won the last race?
Speaker 1:Between us. Yes, you did when you picked Daniel Suarez, the 99, the old Brickyard 400. So therefore, harry, you're going to go first.
Speaker 2:It's a short track and, as much as I would love to go with a Toyota, I'm out of Toyotas, yes, you are. Therefore I will, and the cars I have left I want to use in other tracks. And then there's two cars that, three cars that I just don't think will break top 25 for the rest of the season. Therefore, I'm going to go with Chase Briscoe.
Speaker 1:That is a very, very solid pick, and now I'm just looking at who I have left.
Speaker 2:And the races we have left.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got William Byron left. I got Bubba my only Toyota left. I got Noah, I got Ross. I got Austin Dillon. You got Ross left at a short track. No, no, this is who I have left for the season You're debating. Who am I kidding, harry? We restarted the playoffs. I know we do. I'm saying the four races left. Who do I want to use at Richmond International Speedway? Number eight in the roster, number one in your heart, the one, the only Kyle Bush with that pick, that solidifies my next three races after Richmond.
Speaker 2:I don't think we'll have the same cars picked, so I think we're good. I think we are good. You want to call it right?
Speaker 1:now you just want to go down the line let's go down the line.
Speaker 2:Okay, you know I was giving. I say I went. Do you want to call it right now? You just want to go down the line.
Speaker 1:Let's go down the line.
Speaker 2:Okay, you go first then. Well, I was getting ready to say I went first this pick. You go first For Michigan.
Speaker 1:The old-ish. Again, I'm going to take William Byron.
Speaker 2:Good, great pick, because I'm going to take Kyle Busch. Good choice in Michigan.
Speaker 1:All right, snake and round. Who do you got for Daytona?
Speaker 2:I got Austin Dillon Three machine I'm going to see your three. Always runs great at Daytona.
Speaker 1:I'm going to see your three machine. I'm going to add a 20 to it. I'm going to take Bubba, bubba, bubba. I waited till the end to take him, which then leaves me with one spot left Darlington and Harry. If there's only one spot left, I'm really thirsty. I'm thinking about a bush light right about now. Give me Ross chair.
Speaker 2:And then I have to go with my strongest player left, joey Logano. Oh, the double deuce. Okay, the double deuce which I'm looking at, sonoma, where I picked a 12 car and I imagine I wanted to pick the double dues.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think that's exactly what happened, because I'm like I can't believe I didn't use Joey Logano yet. But yeah, I like that pick, I like that. Wow, we just finished the season off. Best of luck, dude.
Speaker 1:That's it, solid. Nobody needs to know anymore.
Speaker 2:No more guessing, no more guessing, no more guessing, no more NASCAR. Let's move on to the golden trouts buddy, and no more guessing.
Speaker 1:We're going to tell you who the golden trout is. I'm going to go first, harry, because this is a good one. I didn't tell you the full story yet. You don't even know who's. You get a quick overview. You don't know the details. I recently went to Dallas a quick overview. You don't know the details. I recently went to Dallas for the weekend, picked up Reagan hanging out with her. I can give this to the Dallas Parks restrooms Sounds weird, but a major city and their restrooms and they were some of the cleanest I've ever been in and they had changing tables for kids in the men's room Huge kudos. By the way, I will be writing Congress members. This is not a joke, this is 100% serious, harry. I will be writing my Congress members on a bill to get changing tables in all the men's restrooms. You have a public restroom. You will have a changing table.
Speaker 1:So we get there Saturday night and we want some dinner. We stay at the same hotel repeatedly because we know the area. We wanted Jimmy John's for dinner. So I go on the old mobile app, I pop it open, start typing. I get everybody's order the four of us. That's what we want from Jimmy John's and it's a walk. I mean like insane parking lot, maybe a two minute walk. And Olivia wants to go with me. So now makes it a three minute walk. Right, ain't far, let's go, kiddo.
Speaker 1:So we get there and the side door is locked to Jimmy Johns. I'm like man, it's quarter after five on a Saturday, all right. So I go around to the front door and it's pitch black in there and there's one dude sitting doors locked. I'm like you gotta be kidding me. Now we get mad. And sure enough, here's this dude. He goes hey, do you hear for pickup for Paul? And I was like, as a matter of fact, I am. He's like here you go. I was like what time did you close? He was 5 o'clock. I'm like you waited 15 minutes for me. He's like yeah, I mean, this is the worst thing that happens to me.
Speaker 1:I had a good week and I ordered a fountain drink, I got a meal and I was like I'm not going to waste this guy's time because I know he just cleaned everything. He just wiped everything down. He was like hey, don't forget your fountain drink. So he literally invited olivia and I in to a jimmy johns that had just been clean. Top to bottom lights are out to use. You know, get my drink and beat feet. Get out of there. Yeah, he gets the award never even called the guy's name because he wasn't even uniform, like, so he didn't have a name tag. But I immediately and I don't do surveys, I don't ever rate and review Right, you know what we asked for. I went and did this on my own and it was like whoever this guy is, give him a race, right? Yeah, I, I, I think I fell on multiple ones for this dude.
Speaker 1:I mean that is golden trout. Yeah, I wish I had like golden trout stickers to hand out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, obviously we know the Olympics are going on. They're about to wrap up. As Americans, we're used to winning gold. The Philippines, however, are not the first dude to win an Olympic gold medal. A gentleman by the name of Carlos Idril Yulo and I am so sorry if I butchered your name, that's a mouthful he is the first male to win gold for the Philippines. He is a gymnast. Now, when you win gold for America, you get like $37,000. Yeah, no joke, and I'm going to give out an eel later, but listen to what my man got. Are you ready, when you win gold for the Philippines, a house from the Philippine government? That's awesome. My man got Are you ready, when you win gold for the Philippines, a house from the Philippine government.
Speaker 1:That's awesome. Take it F37K.
Speaker 2:A fully furnished two-bedroom condo valued at $415,000. I'm going to convert everything into American money here $173,000 in cash, $52,000 from the House of Representatives, $52,000. $1,730 worth of free furniture. Free furniture, yeah. Okay, that's good, all right, here's where it gets a little cooler Lifetime supply of free ramen, buffets and meals from local establishments. We're talking like real ramen, not like our ramen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not ramen packs like real ramen. I mean lifetime supply, that I'm happy, but okay, I'm not sure what this is, but a lifetime of free engineering design services from Nexa Engineering? Not sure, but it's cool, I'll take it. It's free, it's free. I got a gold medal. This last one, though, and I'm not knocking his gold not, I'm not knocking his gold, and I'm not knocking the gifts this is the one that this is the one that just gets me dude, and I don't. I don't understand it. That's great, it's it, and it's great. I don't want to take away from it because it's super important, right, but I don't know it's super important and you know I want to advocate men's health.
Speaker 2:Obviously he gets a lifetime of free colonoscopies and gastro consultant Starting at the age of 45, though he has to wait until he's 45 for pre-colonoscopies for life.
Speaker 1:So he's got 21 years before he can start using that one.
Speaker 2:Let me ask you a question. I want you to be honest. You get pre-colonoscopies at 45? Absolutely free. How many a year are you doing?
Speaker 1:I'll go regular interval. Holy free Twice a year, that's what I'm saying like free twice a season. That's what I'm saying how many are you getting in your lifetime, starting at 45, that they need to give the gold medalist for free?
Speaker 2:free golden hoskabees baby. I mean, the gastro consultant is pretty cool, but the golden hoskabees man, that is just that is the cherry on top.
Speaker 1:Like that is.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, it's so great. Congratulations, Carlos man.
Speaker 1:That's, that's awesome yeah but I'm, I'm happy man for all for an old medalist.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, it's one of those like Ooh, what do I? Uh, I want to do it, it is free. Dude. It's one of those like oh, what do I want to do here? It is free, I mean.
Speaker 1:Carlos just got paid. Oh yeah, you know, when Carlos won that gold medal, he looked at the Philippines hey, I just won. And the Kulnathvi clinic said I'll be good for you, I got something.
Speaker 2:I got a good for you, I got something, I got a deal for you. I mean the House of Representatives money makes sense yeah, because man Pacquiao is up there the house is a little extreme. You know $1,700 worth of free furniture.
Speaker 1:That I get. Okay, man, you and your $1,700 go wild in this furniture store. Right, I'll take this half a couch. All right, congratulations.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I think the Philippine people are a smaller statue, so maybe it goes a little farther.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah, so they just need a love seat, not a full couch.
Speaker 2:I was talking like that doesn't need to be as sturdy as American furniture. Oh oh yeah. The restaurant thing, again, that makes sense. I mean you take a picture and then you'd be like gold medalist Carlos ate here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, boom, he likes our buffet and ramen.
Speaker 2:Right, but maybe that's why they're like dude. If this dude is getting all this free food and not great food, you should probably get checked out.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is for life, it's for life. Well, two for one. They're both for life.
Speaker 2:So after eating buffets for life.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You might want to get checked out.
Speaker 1:I mean, I would never not eat at a buffet Right, like if he's single he better be a fine lady. But hey, would you like to go on a date? I guess, trust me, it's on me, I'll take you to a nice place. And boom, we also his favorite buffet. Do they have old country buffet and golden corrals out?
Speaker 2:I was just getting ready to say I imagine it's probably a little better than old country.
Speaker 1:We were on Link, I was like I imagine it's probably like a Vegas buffet. Yeah, well, we were here, was it? Well, we went the old country buffet when dad got a GP, when, when the first GPS is that got and we're like we don't know where it's at, but let's figure it out like we had to download all the data to the GPS. We still got lost and I was in like we make a turn, like oh, oh, we're here.
Speaker 2:Then there was a kid. Was that the one in Springfield?
Speaker 1:Yeah, with the kid on the soft serve ice cream just holding it down, and it was just going everywhere oh that place was wild. Yeah, like we opened the doors I think we paid like 30 bucks for all of us to eat and like the saloon doors open, it was like the wild West in there. I'm pretty sure somebody saw somebody get shot, I believe it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a wild time. And then I've only I've only been the golden crowd once, maybe twice in my life yeah, uh, ccs, I've been. I took An Ang there once. Oh, cc's pizza, yeah, I was really talking it up and then, you know, I was like, we both love pizza. It's all you can eat, don't? Worry, there's some salad there, there, ooh, cc's pizza, you can get enough.
Speaker 1:Oh no, yeah, you can. But like when I go in there For 10 bucks, I become like a space cowboy. I'm like, hand it to me.
Speaker 2:I think I'm macaroni cheese pizza. Guess what? I felt bad because Andrew's like I'm just gonna eat a bunch of salad, not so much pizza, and the salad was wet Makes sense. It was a salad soup. It was salad soup, cold salad soup.
Speaker 1:Hmm, yeah, I thought she knew you shouldn't get a salad at a pizza buffet. Guess I don't know her that well.
Speaker 2:Another thing about the Olympics. Another golden trout snoop dog Snoopaloop. Now I found out he's getting paid very well to be there. Oh yeah, I don't know if NBC's paying him. I don't know who's paying him.
Speaker 1:Somebody's paying him very well.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to put my man's business out there, but he is getting paid for what he's getting paid. I would. I would sit in the Sahara and report on the sand conditions.
Speaker 1:I would be high, fiving every family member from both sides.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, maybe not the North Koreans, but everywhere else, oh nope, I would keep paying me for the money he's else, oh, nope I would He'd pay me For the money he's? Yeah, for the money I'd yeah.
Speaker 1:Bro, they have Olympic pins. So like Olympic pins are a big deal. You know people that collect them and he has Snoop Dogg Olympic pins out there.
Speaker 2:Good for him. You know what they're.
Speaker 1:hilarious though he looks like he's genuinely enjoying himself right, and I've been seeing a lot of stuff on social media about like we've gone from. What makes him legit is his enthusiasm and everybody's coming grandpa snoop. And he's not a grandpa snoop, he's uncle snoop. Like he's going from snoop dog, snoop lion back to snoop dog, to uncle Snoop. Yeah, all right, one, two, three to the four. He ain't staying till six in the morning anymore. But what he is doing is he's traveling to France and he's being a US ambassador.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:That is huge. You know what I'm going to jump in here, random.
Speaker 2:I'm going in my hip pocket, again pocket sand.
Speaker 1:I have another golden trout, harry, lay it on me. Flavor flake I've been a flavor flake fan for a very long time. I have flown from Vegas to Philly on an early morning flight. One time, coming home, one of the same flights Flavor Flav I got to witness him in person, his non TV persona. He's a good person.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't think you ever told me that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was sitting in first class. We landed in Philly and a gentleman his age comes up to him, so you know too old a guy hey, man, I've been a huge fan of your music since you came out, like I grew up listening with you. You're not to you, but with you. Can I get a picture? And Flavor Flav said I'm here on personal. It was a personal trip, not a business trip, so therefore I prefer not to do fun, wasn't you know? He was just in regular street clothes. I prefer not to do this. And the other guy, the white guy, was like hey, man, I really appreciate the honesty. Shook his hand, said thank you very much.
Speaker 1:Entourage shows up and that's when the yeah, boys, he got into character. Right, yeah, right, you got to. You got to get in character now. And as they were getting his bag loaded in the SUV, a member of the Entourage security grabbed the white guy and said You're on trust, you got to get in character now. And uh, as they were getting his bag loaded SUV, remember, the entourage security grabbed the white guy. Said come with me. They took him outside. Flavor Flav took a picture, shook the guy's hand. They talked for a second, flav got in the SUV and just rolled out. That's so awesome.
Speaker 1:So since that guy approached him and asked him, like, this guy was so excited so I get to see, like the in Philly air international airport, like the real side of flavor flavor. And then he finds out the U S women poll water polo team and players are working second and third jobs to finance their way to France for the Olympics. And, uh, as a dad of many girls, him and I have that in common we're both hip hop artists and I have that in common we're both hip-hop artists and we have daughters. He said he's gonna finance them. So he straight up financed the US women polo water polo team, which is the most random sport for him to get involved with.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then he's sitting there, so you know he's going to all the games he's cheering him on. He's wearing what looks like the water, just shower cap and, like you know, so it's a clock chain, because the girls you metal, I don't get each of your own custom clock necklace, you know, like he had. I think that's awesome. I don't. I haven't followed up how they meddled, but there's other been other women's teams and I can't remember the sport. Now other women's teams are and I can't remember the sport now. Other women's teams that are very similar and he's like I got you, you're under my umbrella now. So pretty much the two ambassadors for the United States that are not Olympic athletes are Snoop Dogg and Flavor Flav. Welcome to 2024.
Speaker 2:The United States lost to Australia in a heartbreak 14-13, and they will play the Netherlands for the bronze on the 10th Heartbreak. Heartbreak, but great story. And actually I mentioned earlier, I said, the Olympics. I got an eel to give out and that is my eel. These women, these athletes not even just the women, but these athletes are going to represent their country and they're working two, three jobs and full practice. Where's the support?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, with the exception of the basketball team. Right, where's the support?
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, kind of kind of not cool, I'll jump in there and deal with you right, because I'm going to stick with that of everybody who has to do this. And they go to the Olympic Village and you have a great time. You have the French food, which I heard is not that great. You have your cardboard bed because it's environmentally friendly. You get to interact with international athletes Unless you're the U S men's basketball team, uh, that all athletes for Olympians told stay in the Olympic village, except for you. Know these guys, because they get to spend $15 million, buy out a hotel which is right next to the village, you know, so guys like LeBron James and Davis can have a hotel. Bro, I'm telling you, if you're a flag bearer for the United States, you need to be in the thick of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's a I feel like that's a part of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but what about that dude from Turkey, you know?
Speaker 2:I posted it.
Speaker 1:The sharpshooter, One hand in his pocket, and with the other one he's shooting for a silver medal. A little Lance Morissette reference there. You mean Yusuf Dikic? Oh yeah, that's who I mean.
Speaker 2:So you mean Yusuf Dikic? Oh yeah, that's who I mean. So Yusuf is. I mean, the picture has gone viral. He won silver in the 10 meter air pistol event. You can wear fancy glasses that pinpoint your vision better, maybe cover one eye. My man goes out there with one earplug Now, mind you, it's an air pistol, a little loud, but nothing crazy. Okay, Nothing crazy. So he goes out there with one earplug and this is normal seeing glasses. And he goes out there with one earplug, and this is normal seeing glasses, and he takes silver. Look up the Korean shooting team. Look up the Japanese shooting team.
Speaker 2:I mean they look like anime characters and I'm not just associating, but they did the most ridiculous get-ups and obviously everything serves its purpose, but like they're wearing leather jackets and all this fancy headgear and my man just walks out there in a baggy T-shirt that says Turkey on it and takes silver, Bro, he's wearing a screen printed white T-shirt and like blue it says Turkey A, because they're no longer Turkey.
Speaker 1:It's Turkey Yay, cause they're no longer Turkey's Turkey Yay. And it looks like he's wearing like a pair of uh, like five 11, you know paint like Dickies. He's wearing like a baggy pair of Dickies. Yes, no, whatever man, I feel comfortable in these.
Speaker 2:He is Turkey's version of the men's curling team, okay, team. Okay. All right, it's not where I was going. But, okay, just walk down like you want to do this. Yeah, sure, he stumbled upon it. We're like you ever go to an arcade or something like that and you do a game and you just like get the high score right away. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. I put down. I mean, yeah, yeah, I should shot the air pistol and I got silver. I don't know. I mean he's in all seriousness, he's been competing since 2008, so I mean congratulations for finally getting a silver. But just, it was just that one picture of this dude just holding an air pistol with one ear plug, both okay, if you shot anything in your life video game, real gun, whatever the case is you normally close the one eye. Yeah, you've left both open, like a psychopath you like an assassin?
Speaker 2:I mean, keep your eye on the target. He keeps his eyes on the target oh no, he's looking at the target.
Speaker 1:He keeps his eyes on the target. Oh no, he's looking at the target and you?
Speaker 2:All right, bud. If you think about it, it's almost a little terrifying. Yeah, it's scary. Is Turkey our allies? Yes, they are Good, because if that's one dude, I can't imagine what the whole country's like. We're friendly with Turkey Good, let. If that's one dude, I can't imagine what the whole country's like. We're friendly with Turkey Good, let's stay friendly. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:We're going to stay friendly. There's plans of staying friendly with them for a very long time.
Speaker 2:Well, that's enough about the Olympics. I know your Facebook feeds and your Twitter feeds and your Instagram and your threads and your X's and your O's and your bananas are all full of the Olympics, but it's time to move on to our bracket Biggest pet peeves. Take it away, dude.
Speaker 1:All right, man. So here we go. How do you want to do this? You want to do it from biggest to little. I think we should. Thank you for answering my question. I'm just going to check out. Let's start from the bottom left, harry. Bottom left, as we know, is the Texas peak. You know it as Texas, texas yeet region. Bottom left, we have hearing someone else's headphones. There's people who are rude to servers and don't tip as I daily promote our show. Daily, I promote our show At work out and not work life. 50 Cent is big, moving into Shreveport and he's trying to turn Shreveport into what Tyler Perry did to Atlanta. So I have reached out to 50 Cent multiple times on Twitter asking if he would trying to turn Shreveport into what Tyler Perry did to Atlanta. So I have reached out to 50 Cent multiple times on Twitter asking if he would like to produce.
Speaker 1:One of the best podcasts in the world Got brought up, this bracket got brought up and I said, yeah, we're doing Biggest Pet Pete bracket. One of them is here, somebody else's headphones and he tells me a hilarious story of he's doing a PT test. He's doing sit-ups. This is a guy holding his feet. You know he comes up Every time he sits up the counter, sits there and dances and he goes back down. He's like what's going on? And after about four or five, every time he comes up, dude's dancing, finally finishes. What are you doing? He goes. I can hear your music through your headphones. Part of the USA, miley Cyrus. Good choice, and it was a big dude. Right it right and it made me laugh. It did not make everybody laugh, because people who are rude to servers, slash, don't tip. 93% of our listeners went with that, only seven with hearing someone else's headphones. I mean, is it obvious? Should we just end the bracket here, harry? It's going to be tough. No, because the next time we see people who are rude to servers, slash, don't tip. They'll be going head to head, mano a mano, with a sane person, because it's going to be distracted drivers. We got a lot of them down here in old Louisiana. All right, now let's go to the next closest matchup, or biggest, second largest. Anyway, let's go to our next matchup, harry, and don't edit that out. Leave that in there. Come from the top left region, from the great state of Louisiana, the Bayou State, to Pasco.
Speaker 1:We have people who are always late versus people who do not say please and thank you. Both are rude, very rude, right? If I would have put rude people on the bracket, that would have been like right here. This is tough for me to decide, except for, like you know, having multiple kids now three kids living here. Like I'm going to be late to a lot of things. Yeah, unfortunately, it's a way of life. Uh, the only thing you can't be late for is school. Uh, make sure middle schoolers out in time for middle. Thing you can't be late for is school. Make sure middle schoolers out in time for middle school. I'll be late to work, if it's okay.
Speaker 1:68% of our listeners agreed with each other and they said people who did I say please and thank you. I mean, it's pretty common, right? It's fairly simple. The next time we see bad manners, we're going heads up in the Elite Eight Against customer servers treated poorly. Man. If I've seen a matchup, harry, the Thrilla in Manila, little Phil Peay reference there Going back All right. Next, matchup from the top right region Everybody's favorite. This is your sister's favorite hot sauce, frank's Red Hot Region. We have people who don't use their turn signals versus know-it-all slash one-uppers, harry, do you know anybody who's like a know-it-all one-upper at your job.
Speaker 2:At my job. No, I am very blessed with that at my job, oh really. I don't deal with one, nope Good.
Speaker 1:Good, good yeah. Yeah, I know a guy, he's way worse than that that.
Speaker 2:Good, good, good yeah yeah, I know a guy. He's way worse than that, so that's wild. Yeah, I do not work with one. I mean, like my, my work is pretty healthy with that that's pretty solid work environment.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my joke is like whenever somebody starts doing that, like, yeah, I know a guy who's way worse, whatever they say, and you like watch people go oh okay, way worse, whatever they say. And you like watch people go oh okay. 64 percent of our listeners agreed with me. Finally, know-it-all slash one-uppers is moving on. Next time we see them they will be going head to head with loud chewers oh, that's gonna be a dog fight would you rather, guy, go with?
Speaker 1:hey man, I, you know, just one up in you, or knowing everything, or dude who's just sitting there eating the loudest food possible, sitting right next to you, and I'm trying to think what's super loud, like chips, chips or chips.
Speaker 2:Yeah, chips. I mean there's food that's, there's loud food. Yeah.
Speaker 1:But it's like the people that eat like rock candy. I'm like their mouth is closed. You still hear four cubicles over yeah, I by Martha, where those originals are meant to be sucked on, that chewed on.
Speaker 2:I don't want to hear you eating salad yeah, now there's there's a trend on. I don't want to hear you eating salad yeah, there's a trend on TikTok right now. It's like cucumber salads, right? Oh yeah, I love cucumber salad. And there's this guy and he really blew up and he does. I mean, I've saved a couple of his videos. We're growing cucumbers, Cucumbers, and I can't wait. Cucumbers. We're growing cucumbers. We're growing cucumbers and I can't wait Cucumbers. We're growing cucumbers, we're growing cucumbers and I can't wait. So I saved some of the recipes, but he slurps his cucumbers. Oh, gross, Get out of here and like for that. I mute his stuff and I just watch the ingredients he puts in. Yeah, you have to, Because it's awful. Can I just watch the the ingredients he puts in?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Cause it's.
Speaker 1:Oh, can I uppercut through the phone?
Speaker 2:No, not uppercut, Okay, I just want to put all my body weight behind my elbow. Oh, that's because I feel like that'd be more satisfying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It reminds me of yeah, I got you Just. Just it reminds me of yeah, I got you Just cup the back of his head and take my elbow Until either I break my own arm or his face.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was thinking like Soldier Boy, where his song kissed me through the phone. But I wanted to make my. Since I'm a hip-hop artist, I play with Flav my remake is going to be Uppercut used to the phone.
Speaker 2:And that's how I've been really judging this bracket is like what? What pisses me off more? Yeah, Noise when eating. It's just like, Especially when I'm trying to eat.
Speaker 1:Oh, like, I have an iron stomach and I'll eat through just about anything, but like, if you make my stomach like, make me grossed out, you have gone too far.
Speaker 2:And just not allowed either whatsoever. I want to say that before I get started. And just not allowed either. Last week we were set up to record this very episode and I lost power around 5pm. I didn't get it back till 3am and as much as I wanted to record at 3amm I had work the next day not going to happen, right. Well, we still have to eat our dinner and I could hear every crunch and every noise, and it was. The house was so quiet. There was no noise whatsoever like my ears were ringing. It was so quiet in our house.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I could just hear every bite she took and I was like I gotta play music on my phone or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I could not handle it, Right right.
Speaker 1:Alright, here we go, harry, the closest matchup of the week. We're going to the bottom right region, right where I keep my hot sauce, my cargo shorts of Tapatio, tapatio. We have not returned carts to the corral. We've had a discussion going head to head, mano a mano, with people who talk on speakerphone in public. I want to make a caveat to this. I wish I would have added this in sooner People who FaceTime in public as well.
Speaker 2:Who not FaceTime?
Speaker 1:in public.
Speaker 2:And the reason I struggle with this is because you've mentioned it and I did see a TikTok about it and it was the woman saying like I'm getting my kids in the car, but if I see you're alone and don't return your cart.
Speaker 1:Facts Right, sabrina, and there's women at her work. They had a cop come in, a police officer, local police officer, come in and do some like self-defense and like situational awareness training. And he told a police officer, told all the women, leave your cart, just get in the car and go. I don't care what time it is One in the morning, one in the afternoon you leave your cart, he goes. If it was such a big deal, why are they paying? These kids Went to the grocery store, whatever Walmart Target, like they're paying their employees. Now I'm not saying be a jerk and like, shove that thing down the aisle as fast as you can. Also, in my truck where I park, especially Walmart or grocery Walmart, I park at the end and they have the the gravel garden areas and I will usually park literally right next to them or as close as I can and I'll just do a wheelie with the front wheels. I'll set it in that. Get my truck and leave.
Speaker 2:Angie and I have a system to where I unload the. I unload the cart and then she returns the cart actually and I just go pick her up. I did cart return.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sabrina, would do the same, depending on who's driving. Right, I do most of the return. Yeah, sabrina and I would do the same, depending on who's driving I do most of the driving.
Speaker 2:I always drive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do most of the driving. Unless we're getting in her car and she needs gas, she'll drive us to the gas station. I'll go put gas in her car. But if we're loading up and she's hot and just jumps in the car and wants to drive fine, that's the only sign for let me go return the car. Wants to drive fine, that's the only sign for let me go return the car.
Speaker 2:It's just we don't even say it anymore. And then, unless it's raining, then I'm a gentleman, of course.
Speaker 1:Right, and then you push her down into the puddle. Got it? Yeah, but with that, 58 to 42, this is only an eight. Is that six? Two four Math man, I could not math right there for a minute. It is a 16 point difference.
Speaker 2:The drought streams, weakness, oh God.
Speaker 1:I have so many notes here. Oh man, sometimes I wish we were streaming. I could show you all my notes, my scribbles and everything overlapped. Is that a 1 or is it a 17? I don't know. With 58% of the votes, harry, people who talk on speaker phones in public is moving on.
Speaker 2:Good as it should.
Speaker 1:Head to head in the Elite 8. Against slow drivers in the left lane.
Speaker 2:I got hurricane Debbie coming through right now and like be safe. Obviously, it's pouring rain, right, but what are you doing? Don't on my way home. I already have a long drive home, and if you're scared of driving this, why are you out, right? Oh, don't get me started. That's where I'm at. Yeah, what are you doing? I?
Speaker 1:just can't. That just gives me. That should be another pet peeve of mine, but I think it's like more regional, like if you can't drive in the rain park.
Speaker 2:Yeah, be good service. To start, you caught a downpour, call us, we'll come pick you up. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Take your car home. All right man, alright man, that's enough of the bracket. You know pet peeves. I know we usually say no eels. We got four matchups that are Just icky sticky, they're eel-ish, and we'll have four again next week. So make sure you get on our Facebook, our Twitter, and we'll have those brackets out there and share them with your family.
Speaker 1:We honestly want to know what everybody's major pet peeve is, and I had to jump into my eels of the week. Share them with your family, like we honestly want to know what everybody's major pet peeve is and, uh, I had to jump into my eels of the week and this one. Here it goes with a pet peeve, harry, and I don't know if you realize that it's a pet peeve. Uh, but I have to give it to myself because 30 seconds ago, harry and I are both watching the same stream of the Phillies game against the Arizona Diamondbacks and we're off by two seconds. So I've been gamecasting this game for most of the night and I was like, oh man, I can watch it on my phone. Trey turns up bases loaded top of the six, two outs. I yelled, I cheered, I broke international law when you're both streaming, because you know it's not even, and Harry's major pet peeve is I gave it away, give it away Trey Turner up the gap, as my heart is racing Watching Trey's at bat, hoping he does something.
Speaker 2:And you, just you got excited.
Speaker 1:Pins and needles is what Harry was sitting on, and I ruined that, hoping he does something and you just you got excited. Pins and needles is what Harry was sitting on and I ruined that. So it's not too often that this happens, but I have to give myself to you and for that I apologize.
Speaker 2:It's all good, that's why we do it Also. Bryce Harper wearing a blue belt tonight. Hmm, mix it, mixing it up, I like it. He's probably with a karate class. Maybe he leveled up. Yeah, he could have leveled up, I like that I do like that.
Speaker 1:I leveled up in karate. I'd wear that colored belt that night, which means that I would wear black every night.
Speaker 2:That's one thing we never did was karate. No, yeah, we pretended yeah A little, but like, yeah, we never went to karate class. I didn't remember seeing the commercials for, like, tiger Shulman's.
Speaker 1:I have no idea what you just said to me.
Speaker 2:I do remember seeing the commercials as a kid for, like Tiger Schulman's karate I don't even know that's still around. I never heard of that Tiger Schulman's yeah, their mascot was a tiger. I assume that Like call. Now it was like it was like a national karate brand, I guess, if you will, it wasn't like Heath's Dojo. You've seen the shopping mall. It was like a national karate brand, I guess, if you will, it wasn't like Heath's Dojo. You see in the shopping mall it was. Oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean, someone rang the bell, but it makes sense. It wasn't like.
Speaker 2:I bet more people than not our age know Tiger Strollman's. They played it on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network. For obvious reasons, their target audience True Makes the most sense. You know who else is our target audience America, because America loves PWN. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for America's favorite segment, paul's Weird News. Pwn here is your host, paul.
Speaker 1:Hello, Harry, Thank you for that very great intro to America's Greatest segment. Where do we start this week, Harry? How about let's go overseas? Right, let's go overseas and we'll come back home. So let's go to a little country called New Zealand where the locals are called Kiwis. Not everyone understood that Doesn't make sense to me. How do you get a Kiwi from New Zealand? You know, how do you get Bob from Robert and how do you get Dick from Richard.
Speaker 2:New Zealand's are called Kiwis and Americans are just called fat. Nah Break break.
Speaker 1:You just called fat Nah Break break. You just asked Richard.
Speaker 2:What you just asked, richard.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like you know how do you get kiwis out of New Zealand, how do you get Bob from Robert and how do you get Dick from Richard, just ask. But in New Zealand a woman was walking her dog on the beach. She noticed something strange, her and her dog. So, miss Alice I'm not going to really spoil the information Miss Alice and her dog Sadie Sadie sounds like a cool dog. They're walking on the beach in South Plymouth, new Zealand. I can't pronounce the region it was in. It looks like it might be like Lord of the Rings names or something like that.
Speaker 1:She's sort of frozen, felt, sick, right. She's looking ahead. She's like a bluey episode where you know she's chasing mom. She sees something on the beach and all she sees is the shape of a torso face down. She also tells a woman's figure. She can see it had fingernails and the toes were really looked really nice, you know clean. So she called the cops and the cops showed up and then you can tell they're New Zealand cops and not US cops, because the news report here says the cops standing around and one just nudged the body with his foot. But it wasn't just anybody, harry. This body had no head, so a headless body washed ashore in New Zealand and one of the cops' first move is to nudge it with his foot. Unless it's Ichabod Crane, I don't think a headless body is moving, but through much surprise and anguish and fear, you could tell it was a mannequin this entire time. But could you imagine, harry, how realistic of a mannequin do you think it has to be for somebody to call the cops?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a pretty realistic mannequin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, we've had stories of people calling cops for wilder things on this segment, but that one there is interesting. But now, harry, go ahead. I need you to go through TSA. Get on an airplane, let's fly back home, let's be like a New Jersey man and let's fly to Florida. Have different motives this time, because a New Jersey man flies to Florida to attack another player over an online gaming dispute. My online gaming dispute made real world Like. He went from a virtual world to real world when Edward, who is 20, who is only 20, harry, long life ahead of him, is charged with attempted second-degree murder and armed burglary with a mask and down in Nassau County.
Speaker 2:Nassau County doesn't mess around either.
Speaker 1:No, and even their sheriff said it's more like you know, this is a weird one. Like if that's how you start press conferences, I gotta let y'all know this is a weird one. If that's how you start a press conference, I gotta let you all know this is a weird one. In Nassau County how weird is that? On this show there's crazy stuff that happens every day. And he goes this is a weird one. So the victim is around the same age.
Speaker 1:Information about the victim is not released. They had never met in real life, but they both played a game, a medieval fantasy multiplayer game. First off, I already want to yell nerd alert. I mean the parent company already said like they're going to be shutting it down in the US, you know, this summer sometime, because I mean the parent company already said they're going to be shutting it down in the US, you know this summer sometime, because of declining numbers. Like, yeah, we're not going to pay for our servers to be up if you guys aren't even playing medieval games when we're in modern times. But this dude flew from Newark, new Jersey, to Jacksonville, florida, and he told his mom he was going to go visit a friend that he met playing video games. Like mom's like oh, what are you doing? I want to meet a friend who's playing video games with meanwhile he's planning on burglary, you know, second degree attempted murder and burglary with a mask, with some harm.
Speaker 2:I don't online game. That's one thing I don't do. No, I mean, you have three kids.
Speaker 1:You don't have time. I used to play Call of Duty Battlefield with my buddies when it was just me, when it was me and a dog and a six pack of beer.
Speaker 2:I used to play Call of Duty Online 2. Black Ops 1 was a big one, but I just, I don't know, it's lost its touch for me.
Speaker 1:I would love to get NCAA 25. I really would, but I have a PlayStation 4. I do not want an updated video game console because I don't even play mine Right.
Speaker 2:Mine has turned more into our home system than anything.
Speaker 1:That's what my PlayStation used to be before I bought a Fire Stick. Once PlayStation got rid of its cable the PlayStation View then I had to get real TV stuff. Right yeah, I don't play video games like that. I'm definitely not going to fly anywhere or fight anybody unless it's a good friend of mine, like the guys I played Battlefield with. It would just be coincidental that we met up. Okay, now I'm going to fight you because you shot me. I don't know.
Speaker 2:You pillaged my village.
Speaker 1:I don't know, you hit me with an axe in medieval times. I don't know, sir Lancelot came down and destroyed me.
Speaker 2:Take him to medieval times and just fight him.
Speaker 1:That's what you gotta do. You gotta go to medieval times and be like alright, go to Pennsylvania Renaissance Fair and be like figure it out here, boys. The winner gets a turkey leg. Ooh, I'd fight for a turkey leg and their hand dipped in wax.
Speaker 2:Yeah, gold wax to take home and put on your mantle.
Speaker 1:I mean, I kind of do want that, but anyway, yeah, right on, it'd be so wild. I might just do that this weekend. I wish we had Renaissance Faire here. But, harry, let's uh, you know what let's go from Nassau County, florida, and let's drive all the way up to Illinois, illini, a little place we know as Chicago, because you know who else was driving around Chicago. My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R, and he has a mobile, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Now, I thoroughly enjoy this vehicle. I think this is one of the coolest vehicles in the country.
Speaker 1:They made a stop in town here several years ago when Sabrina and I first started dating and she goes, oh yeah, we're going to this puppy parade like Mardi Gras thing. I was like okay, sure, or something. She goes, yeah, wienermobile is going to be there. And I stopped. I was like wait, what I've never once seen, wienermobile is going to be there. I stopped. I was like wait, what I've never once seen the Wienermobile in my life. It's in town and I'm just now finding out. So of course we went and saw the Wienermobile and like I took pictures with it, like a little kid would take pictures with, like whatever.
Speaker 2:I just it's just one Out there. I have it rated up there with like the Batmobile.
Speaker 1:Oh dude, I was thinking the Batmobile too. Yeah, I mean, it's up there with the Batmobile.
Speaker 2:the A-Team van kit from Knight Rock Rider Sidebar, real quick. You know what's not as cool? The peanut car no, they tried too hard. They tried way too hard. It doesn't work.
Speaker 1:No, my big gray dumpster pickup truck was way better than that thing.
Speaker 2:It's cool. I don't want to take away from its cool status, no, it is cool, but it's not Americana cool like the Oscar Mayer Batmobile Any.
Speaker 1:Batmobile? No, but as we know, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile hoards the United States handing out whistles and hope to those in need. I really don't know what the purpose is, besides handing out those weenie whistles, and I was expecting a free hot dog and I didn't get a hot dog. When I saw the Wienermobile, I don't know what I was thinking. I got a tour of the inside and it was.
Speaker 2:It was okay yeah, I mean, it's a bunch of teenagers driving around this giant recreational vehicle. I had no idea.
Speaker 1:I thought it was like experienced drivers, so like you meet them and you're like you're driving this, which then explains my next story harry of an oscar meyer windermobile put himself in a pickle in chicago recently. Chicago dogs have pickles. That's what I was going with. Right, I should have said it got itself in a real relish, but anyway, uh, I'm going down Interstate 294. The driver lost control, overcorrected and rolled the Wienermobile on the highway. Now that we think about it, it was a teenage driver. Yeah, more than likely. Right, those stats aren't out there, overcorrected in Chicago, chicago. So either they were distracted, driving pet peeve, or they were sleeping at the wheel. So yeah, but you want to roll a wienermobile? I don't think you can do a full Revolution rolling, I think because of its shape. Yeah, yeah, it's going to catch you.
Speaker 2:Probably one of the safer vehicles to roll.
Speaker 1:Or propel you. Ooh, I think in order for it to propel you, you've got to be, as Brooks and Dunn used to say, boot scooting, boogieing 157 miles an hour.
Speaker 2:Yeah, easy, and I think that's 70.
Speaker 1:No, I feel what they told me it did. It tops out at something ridiculous like that's it. Yeah, that's it Huh.
Speaker 2:It's just a Ford Eco Line, a giant.
Speaker 1:It's my old 88 E250. I had just dressed up as a wiener boat PO straight six. As soon as you hit 65, the steering wheel starts shimmying. When you're pouring your Nesquik in your milk, you just sit it on the dash because it's going to stir it up anyway. It's going to vibrate the chocolate into the rice.
Speaker 2:If you go to the store for whole milk, you come back with a gallon of butter.
Speaker 1:Did you eat the whipping cream and buttermilk? I made butter for you. I have buttermilk left over now.
Speaker 2:This butter is delicious, freshly made. Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1:That's it from me out here on the streets. I know this is a long one, Harry. Back to you.
Speaker 2:Studio t oh, buddy, let's pack it up, we're gonna, we gotta, get moving here.
Speaker 2:We do have to get moving here this isn't quite weird dude, and that's this one. This one befuddles me, if, if, I will. Oh, good choice of words there, thank you. It's almost like we have a podcast and we like to talk for fun. Yeah, listen, people sold. I heard rumors that he's selling his stake in Trackhouse. Right, yep, being Mr Worldwide, he is a very savvy business owner. Right, he makes decisions and likes to use his money. Yeah, for shizzle. Listen to this. He's buying the naming rights to Florida International University Football Stadium. It's a five-year deal that he will pay the school $1.2 million annually to rename the Panthers stadium to Pitbull Stadium.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh, I would not have guessed he would have named it that.
Speaker 2:What do you get in return for naming his stadium?
Speaker 1:Easy, harry, because I'm getting free tickets to the game. I'm having a booth. Hey, you want to watch a game? Who's playing Florida international, like I don't know, but I'm sorry. Uh, they named their stadium after me, so would you like to go or not? But also, he can use it for more than just football.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Is it? Is it one of those that, like now he can? Oh, you know what? I wonder if he can have a residency there. Oh yeah, they're not using it. Okay, so they have football on Saturdays, track and field on Thursday, whatever the case may be, and on Monday, tuesdays and Wednesday. Come see Pitbull at his residency at Florida International.
Speaker 1:School, okay, and that's not where I was going with it, because I heard that the rumors of him leaving track house are false. Oh, from the other owner, they said no, and we have big plans for 2025 and beyond. So NASCAR did a stadium and the LA Coliseum right, they had the bush clash there the last two years. What if this is all one big pitch? Random by a stadium in Florida to go, hey guys, come race here. Now he's going to make his money back. That's true. One giant investment. How much did it cost him to have a stadium name it after him?
Speaker 2:I mean 1.5, 1.2 million a year. That's it. That's it.
Speaker 1:Not like. I have 1.2, 1.5 city around, but, bro, could you imagine like finding a school around anywhere? But hey, name it after me. Here's 1.5. It's not going to be a big D1 school like not LSU, not Penn State, nothing like that but ULM University of Louisiana, monroe they might.
Speaker 2:So, I just looked it up on maps. On Apple Maps it's already listed as Pitbull Stadium. Yeah, because he's Mr Worldwide. I didn't realize this. It's on the outskirts of Miami. Oh yeah, mr 305. Makes sense, it's a 305. So it makes sense it. Oh yeah, mr 305. Makes sense, mr 305. So it makes sense. It makes the most sense.
Speaker 1:The location makes sense, if you don't think about it, it makes sense.
Speaker 2:You host concerts, you could probably make some money. They can do whatever the hell you want, nascar, maybe I mean you got Homestead. That's going to be a tough pitch. Whatever the hell you want me. Like you said, nascar, maybe I mean you got Homestead. Yeah, homestead's there. That's going to be a tough pitch. Nah, it could be, because I think that the problem is they like they want the West Coast market. That's why it's at the clash.
Speaker 1:At the castle. Yeah, LA is number five biggest NASCAR market in the country.
Speaker 2:Which is wild? Is it really number five.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sure Numbers, wow, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's where you had to go, but you know where you don't need to go, harry. You had pit bull naming a stadium. How about this? In Oregon, I have a bull leaving a stadium. How about this? In Oregon, I have a bull leaving a stadium. So pit bulls join in and I have a bull leaving. And now I can't make this story a parody if I tried, because there's certain details of this that I would not have put in. So on a Saturday night, a local bull riding event for the sisters rodeo, a bull just so happened to break out. He's loose. Harry, I would give you a million dollars if you can guess this bull's name. Is it Pitt? No, I wouldn't offer a million dollars, it would have been a nickel.
Speaker 1:You're never going to get it. The Bull's name is Party Bus.
Speaker 2:The Bull's name is Party.
Speaker 1:Bus, the Bull's name who escaped the stadium. His name is Party Bus. That's epic, I mean. Panic and chaos erupt because a bull is loose. He injured at least four spectators, hardy Bus, at least 12, right Four. You gotta pay a little extra. So the rodeo associate said the bull jumped an arena barrier, charged the grounds. The rodeo associate said the bull jumped an arena barrier, charged the grounds, the rodeo grounds, and ran to holding pens where professionals contained it. But as they were trying to contain it, seconds later, as it escaped, it charged a woman and flung her in the air. Not once, harry, but twice. Well, he did see it. Yeah, fortunately she lived in Oregon. So you got Pitbull down in the southeast, whereas Party bus, yeah, oh, party bus, that's a great theme for Ebola.
Speaker 1:Like it makes me mad. I did not think of that for any other animal. What?
Speaker 2:other animal would you name party bus? I feel like bull is the only one that kind of works.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bull Bull, really Like. Also I was thinking like a Kentucky Derby horse, there goes the party bus, that's great. That is great, not Kentucky.
Speaker 2:Derby horse. There goes a party bus. That's great. That is great, not Kentucky Derby, like I'm talking, like you know, local horse track.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, no, no. I'm not wasting a good name on a local horse track horse. If I come up with a good name like party bus or party in USA, it's's gotta be a Kentucky Derby horse.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like secretariat and Pharaoh.
Speaker 2:All great names. I don't want to discredit those names. And then party bus, pull it up the rears. Party bus, yeah, now passing Pharaoh Party bus.
Speaker 1:Here comes milk cheese. Milk cheese is standing. Party bus here comes milk cheese. Milk cheese is standing like party bus. He's got like a train horn hooked up to the back of it.
Speaker 2:They're putting roses on this horse and you're adding a smoke machine yourself.
Speaker 1:We got bubbles and smokes and bushlights. Ross Chastain's hanging out with us with party bus.
Speaker 2:Meanwhile, we just watched a three-hour presentation about how classy the Kentucky Derby is. There's us in party bus, bush lattes and smoke machine that puts out barely any smoke. That's it. Just enough to wave your hand in front of your face Like what are we doing Meanwhile? We're sitting here not enough to be cool, enough to go Well, it smells horrible with overall jorts on back.
Speaker 1:What is going on, guys?
Speaker 2:Party bus, party bus, but it has been a fun episode you you lot better than I did with hiding the songs in the episode. The seventh highest selling album is no Strings Attached by NSYNC.
Speaker 1:This is a good one. I didn't use no Strings Attached or this, I promise you. There's so many more we could have slipped in, but next time, harry, it's going to be me that really lays the law down.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I actually like that album or because our sister, amanda, listened to it so much that I was forced to listen to it that I like eventually, just like it.
Speaker 1:It's a mixture of the two right, Because I always say current me. If they go back to 1998 me, I try and fight current me for how much I enjoy boy band music. Yeah same, like 98, 99, 2000,. You're like, nah, it's stupid. Now you're like that's a bop, mm-hmmhmm. Yeah, I mean this. I promise you so many good songs. Now I got it. I got a trip. Start going on. Oh, dude, great song from this album could be your closer song.
Speaker 2:I buy. Buy could be your closer song I buy buy, that's great.
Speaker 1:Hey, imagine being a closer coming out to that song. That's what I'm saying. You need three outs and you just go bye, bye, bye.
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