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In this episode, we bring you a hilarious discussion about MLB umpire Angel Hernandez and the futuristic idea of robot umpires. We'll then give you a detailed recount of our recent mini-vacation to Niagara Falls with our friends Catie and Steve, sharing the serene beauty of both the American and Canadian sides, and the amusing adventures of crossing the border. Our sports segment is packed with nostalgia and trivia, featuring notable sports figures and even a piece of NASCAR history, guaranteed to keep you entertained.

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Speaker 1:

We're going to look up James Taylor's greatest hits. Do I know any, james Taylor? Oh, fire and rain. You got a friend, don't let me be lonely tonight. Oh man, there are some good ones definitely good enough ones to blend in yeah, james Taylor no, I think so he did something with Zach Brownban.

Speaker 2:

No, now he's still alive, I think so. He did something with Zach Brownbane on one of the country award shows, I mean this one. I was still living at home and he forgot the words to his own song, so that was then.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, sweet baby James.

Speaker 2:

It's the Shawn Michaels vest. Oh For your thumb. But I realized that if I ever got into professional thumb wrestling, it could work. Oh see, this is why we need to record. All right, you ready.

Speaker 1:

I'm ready.

Speaker 2:

I could try uploading this video. We'll see. We'll see how it goes, see how we go. The problem with that is so, like tonight we're going to be moving and all that, but we really it's hard because, like, we like to chit chat before the show, yeah, but we really need to iron out all the details before we record and then just go. I have a printer. I should print a show sheet too, and that way we can just flow, yeah, and then, because the editing is going to be hard, because I don't know how to edit without us like jumping like that, yeah, you know, unless I like blur, like a blur effect, but I don't know, that seems stupid let's do this as we talk well, I mean, like so if we edit something, right, I didn't just cut it out.

Speaker 2:

But then, like it's going to be hard, because I don't want to be if we put a video out and I'm comfortably sitting like this, talking or whatever, and then all of a sudden I cut it and all of a sudden I'm you know what I mean. It's going to look stupid.

Speaker 1:

You cut out like four seconds and then that's the tough part.

Speaker 2:

And then we got to slim down the show somehow and try to keep it at an hour, and that allowing for the smooth process we gotta. What we gotta do is we gotta get better at recording and then move it to yeah, and then thinking for, like Chicago, you know that week.

Speaker 1:

Chicago when is Chicago?

Speaker 2:

the 15th to the 22nd 15th, 22nd, we just don't have a show. Okay, summertime dude, all right. So you know we try to do weekly, but we're not going to kill ourselves over this show. That you know what I mean. It's a rock and a hard place. I know the harder we work at we try to do weekly, but we're not going to kill ourselves over this show. You know what I mean. It's a rock and a hard place. I know the harder we work at it, the more higher success chance of us making money off of it. But it's not at the point of running our lives yet either.

Speaker 1:

No, and that's what sucks, yeah, no.

Speaker 2:

Once you retire, dude, this is all yours, no.

Speaker 1:

Once.

Speaker 2:

I retire, retire, dude it's game over. Editing all that. That's yours, piper, come here, figure this out. That's not hard, not hard. Biggest pet beads, bracket tongue twister. I know it's tough. This is what the people don't see. Stop Angel Hernandez. Angel Hernandez, the MLB's first blind umpires, called a quit after 33 seasons. Well, I like what the minor league does. They have a robot right, but the robot doesn't call the game. The ump does. The ump does, but you can challenge everything, yeah and then batter tap his helmet.

Speaker 1:

If he you know they call a strike, he's like no, the batter will tap his helmet. If he you know they call it strike, he's like no, no, he'll tap his helmet. The umpire turns around challenge. You're right.

Speaker 2:

I wouldn't hate it. Mm-mm, I'm making sure I don't blow my nose, dude, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:

You're good.

Speaker 2:

Hello, friends, and welcome back to another episode of the trial stream. I am Harry Trautman and with me, as always, is my co-host, I am Paul Trautman. So pick up a bowl, cast a line and join us on the stream today On this episode. Today on this episode, on episode 64, we will discuss our favorite athletes to wear 64, hand out our golden trouts and eels of the week, continue our biggest pet peeve, bracketados. And then Hickson, tennessee, right outside of Chattanooga. We welcome you back to our new listeners. Welcome, paul. This is 64.

Speaker 2:

Man just like a chessboard has. How did that sound?

Speaker 1:

It sounded good All right, good Start over man. Just like a chessboard 64 pieces. We are on episode 64. We have made our own chessboard of episodes.

Speaker 2:

We have. There have definitely been some pawns, some rooks, some kings and a couple of knights in there.

Speaker 1:

I remember we had some queens.

Speaker 2:

We did have some queens. Wow, that was really good. I'm going to leave me praising you in the show, because that was amazing. Shout out to our wives yes, we need to bring them back on. We need to bring them back on. Yeah, we didn't record last week, so we're back. How was your time off?

Speaker 1:

Time off was good. I had a long weekend with the holiday. Not recording, got a lot of stuff done Good around the house A little barbecue action, a little stuff right Hanging out with the family. Tell me about your time off. I'm curious now.

Speaker 2:

My time off was fairly interesting. We have a couple, katie and steve. I bring them up on the show all the time. We've decided geez, I think it's three, four years strong now we go away as a couples together. Memorial day weekend now. We've been camping this year. We decided to go to niagara falls oh we went to the american side and the canadian side. Ah, had a little timmy hortons, oh man good choice rode the maid of the mist.

Speaker 2:

Canada side is definitely a better visual but definitely more commercial. Got it was like it was like a boardwalk, or for those who've been the pigeon forge. Got it was like it was like a boardwalk, or for those have been the pigeon porch. Uh, it kind of like that. All right, anywhere you see a ripley's believer or not.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was one of those places like and you know as soon as I say if you ever been been or seen a ripley's believer or not, place, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Panama city, florida yeah, sure, if there's is there, I'm taking it. There's one, there's one there? Yeah or not place? You know exactly what I'm talking about Panama.

Speaker 1:

City Florida. Sure, I'm taking it, there's one there.

Speaker 2:

There's one there, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, it was nice, but we found this little park actually and it was a little bit not far away from the falls but away from the crowd, and we just sat there and just admired it from the Canadian side. It was probably one of my favorite memories of this past weekend. It was just sitting there, the four of us, no one around us, and just hanging out and talking. Nice, it was definitely one of the surreal moments of watching the falls, yeah, yeah, from the Canadian side. From the Canadian side, yeah, I got a couple of eels to hand out from that trip. But crossing the border both times into Canada, into the States terrifying experience for me. You know how much I was. I cleaned my truck out, and not because that's the vehicle we were taking, but I did not want to get stopped and searched. No, there was nothing in my truck.

Speaker 1:

Still, terrified that I left something in my truck but, oh man, uh, there's a half-eaten cheeseburger underneath the seat. Uh, you can have that if you want we actually did have.

Speaker 2:

We did have half a sandwich in the back in the bed, but, um, yeah, I was like I really hope there's no drop gun in here. I really really hope not. Yeah, there wasn't and it was fine and it was the easiest, smoothest process I've ever been a. I was like I really hope there's no drop gun in here?

Speaker 1:

I really, really hope not. Yeah, there wasn't and it was fine, and it was the easiest, smoothest process I've ever been a part of.

Speaker 2:

I mean I'd be afraid to take my truck across any border right now.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

I'm pretty sure we covered the amount of knives in your truck.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you got to get a safety briefing getting in my truck and I forget they're there half the time.

Speaker 2:

But it was a great time, Very relaxing, very fun. We got an Airbnb there you go A little small bungalow of a home, little two bedroom. So we bought food and snacks. You know what I mean. Save some money 1030,. Our first night there was a gunshot outside so we left Understandable.

Speaker 1:

And got a hotel an hour and a half away outside of niagara was, uh, the drive at least worth it yeah, it was nice, it was a good drive.

Speaker 2:

Um, I will say that a new york state has these beautiful, small, hallmark-esque towns. Yeah, uh, warsaw was the name of one I'm trying to remember. Now of course I can only think of warsaw, poland. But um, yeah, definitely, just like main street, usa type vibes and thomas kinkade painting yes yeah, with 27 antique stores. Yeah, and little diners and heaven, except for the fact that they get like three feet of snow, I'd live there tomorrow.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's the only problem. You got me in antique stores and diners.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we had some great food this past weekend.

Speaker 1:

I don't need lake effect snow no From like. September to May.

Speaker 2:

And we were, we walked to, we found this little brunch spot and we were walking to and we passed in front of a realtor office and, like, the houses are very affordable. I mean, I don't know what you're doing for work, but they're very affordable and very nice and all this and I was like this is this is perfect. And then, for the first time in my life, I saw a sign that said snowmobiles allowed road access, and for that reason I am out. I do not have a snowmobile, nor do I want to live in a place where I need a snowmobile.

Speaker 1:

Do you think your riding mower can get around In the snow? Could you use your riding mower as like a snowplow, why not?

Speaker 2:

Put a plow on it. Why not? It's a snow removal piece of equipment, oh man.

Speaker 1:

I think we just found a way around it. I think we did girls pack up.

Speaker 2:

We're moving north we're going to warsaw, uh, but all overall, dude, 10 out of 10 time as much as it was ups and downs and all that of the trip, because everything that could go wrong did go wrong, but at the same time it's still one of my favorite trips of all time. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

That's great man, those are the best trips, those are the best trips where things go wrong, but you make the best of it and you just live.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean, I'm telling you, we were on the cusp of deciding to stay for the night, like you know what. Let's just see how it goes tonight and everything will be fine, yeah. And then if we don't feel safe, we'll go somewhere. And then, like clockwork Bang, steve was in the bathroom, no idea what was going on. He was safe, he was fine. Yeah, I was like buddy of all the times you could have went. Yeah, the times you could have went, yeah, that was that was then. That was the time. Huh, great choice. Uh, another great choice was your pick for the race last week. You came in second, I came in 10th, which, hey, I knew josh barry wasn't going to get the win. I was hoping for a top 10. He got a top 10. You just did better. And I'm not. I'm not mad that, and we'll talk about that later on NASCAR. But Paul, who is your favorite number 64?

Speaker 1:

I had to dig deep on this one. Yeah, it's a tough number, not a big number, not a widely used number. Now, it'd be funny if there was a player with the last name of chess or checkers who went 64. Or Nintendo Been, or Nintendo Been hilarious. But let's talk about a guy named Jerry Kramer. You might not know the name, but once I explain it to you, even our listeners are going to be like oh, I know him. So he was a right guard who spent his entire career with the Green Bay Packers Throwing one of the most defining blocks in NFL history, the block that opened the hole for Bart Starr's game-winning quarterback sneak in the 1967 NFL Championship game, known as the Snow Bowl, frozen Bowl right, where temperatures were so cold and you can just anytime they breathe, you couldn't even see their face.

Speaker 1:

But he made the key block for Bart Starner to do the QB sneak for them to win the championship, the NFL championship. So in his 11 seasons he's a two-time Super Bowl champ, three-time Pro Bowl selection, five-time first-team All-Pro how does that work? How are you a Pro Bowler three times but five-time All-Pro? How does that work? How are you a Pro Bowler three times but five-time All-Pro? That's very interesting, yeah. What else is interesting is doing more research. He was ranked number one in the NFL Network's list of top ten players who have not been inducted into the Hall of Fame. Why not, I don't know. I mean, five time All-Pro, that's enough. That should be enough. Three Pro Bowls, that's enough, yeah, but it's the only 64 I can think of. I mean, I can't give it to Nintendo, they're not an athlete.

Speaker 2:

Although we did play NASCAR first. I think that was the first game we played. I think it was Buddy. I had to dig deep and there was one guy 2021 pitcher for the Phillies. I was hoping he would stick around just because he had a cool last name JD Hammer.

Speaker 1:

You got to be a batter with the last name Hammer. Yeah, you can't be a pitcher.

Speaker 2:

Just wasn't in the cards. That's it, man, quick flash in a hurry.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean what the fills went like 50 years Between people using 64. Really, yeah, yeah, I mean what the Phil's went like 50 years between people using 64.

Speaker 2:

Really.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like I said, you're getting to the era of numbers that are not used, often for baseball.

Speaker 2:

No, I mean 80s, 70s. We got linemen. There might be a couple 70s pitchers. Now that I'm looking and thinking yeah, we got some some lining coming up, for sure.

Speaker 1:

And then you got hockey. Hockey is going to get big in the 70s and 80s.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, 80s wide receivers all day.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, all day. And then we're going to hit some big ones, yeah, in 16 episodes. So, but until then we got some time. I'm going to throw out some draft picks, because 64 overall draft pick dude, there's a lot. I'm going to go newest to oldest NFL 2019,. Philadelphia Eagles missed him and Seattle said thank you very much, dk Metcalf. I'm going to hurt. 2016,. Tennessee Titans picked up Kevin Byard, philly native safety. 2011, randall Cobb with Green Bay and in 2006, tavares Jackson, minnesota, picked him up and that dude has been around For a long time. Team to team.

Speaker 2:

Is he?

Speaker 1:

still playing. I think so. He's the reason Pretty much. If he starts and you're the backup, you're going to be starting. Oh, and it has nothing to do with his talent. This dude has the worst luck. He was a quarterback with the Chargers when they were doing a procedure and they punctured his lung. And it has nothing to do about his talent. This dude has the worst luck. He was a quarterback with the Chargers when they were doing a procedure and they punctured his lung oh. So Justin Herbert got thrown in.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, mlb, these ones are tough, right 2016,. Pete Alonzo Mets.

Speaker 2:

You gotta respect Pete Alonzo.

Speaker 1:

I do. Can't stand him, but respect him. Yes, dude's got a bat. He's gonna hit the long ball 2004. One of my favorite Modern era baseball players. He's in my top 10, hunter Pence.

Speaker 2:

You know, the only thing I remember about Hunter Pence is his weird wind Up, his weird warm up he does Before he bats, where he does like a half swing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the way he bats, feels, throws everything is because he has Some kind of Den or scoliosis and so he had to learn at a young age.

Speaker 2:

how, oh man, the way he. And then just start the way, the reason why, and start that whole thing over again.

Speaker 1:

Okay Break break the reason why and I've looked this up he has a kid and growing up he had like spinal deform Abnormalities. Yeah, he has spinal abnormalities, so he has something growing on. So he couldn't just swing back normal so he had to relearn how to do it different ways. And so it's like I would I would show his highlights to like young kids If I was coaching, being like I need you to have the heart and be like a hundred pence, want to play, but do not swing or throw like him, because it will not work for you.

Speaker 1:

No even his weird swing. He's the first guy that I know of who hit the ball twice with one swing Because the pitcher jammed him and hit off his handle. Bat broke, bat swung around and hit the ball the other way, so it looked like he was hitting towards the first second base and in that split second the bat hits it towards third and everybody had already shifted over, so he got a base hit out of it.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's awesome.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and in my last draft pick, mlb 2002 Braves selected Brian McCann, long time catcher for them, very underappreciated. That's it. That's all my draft picks I got.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I forgot, we passed up DK. I don't like to think about it. I mean, we got Devante and Brown now, so I guess it all worked out in the end. It all works out in the end. I didn't forget. I forced myself to forget.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but how sweet it is to have those two guys now 64.

Speaker 2:

The 64 car NASCAR was last ran in 2010 by Todd Bodine. I didn't know. He was still racing in 2010.

Speaker 1:

Todd was Jeff, his brother retired.

Speaker 2:

Jeff, okay, jeff was the one that had him and Earnhardt beef rather retired Jeff okay, yeah, jeff was the one that had him and Earnhardt at beef, it's okay. I mean, 951 races is no joke and this is the problem. This is why you see, like I said last week, this is why you see the 60s in video games Because nothing, there's no one. No, 951 races, two wins. I will give you $12 if you can guess the racer who won in 1966.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that would have been Bill.

Speaker 2:

Speed, that would be a great race car name. How about Elmo Langley? Elmo like the little red monster, yeah like Sesame Street. Yeah, Langley like the FBI headquarters. No relation to either. That's an FBI puppet, An FBI puppet. Those were his only career wins in 1966. In 64. Other than that, not squat.

Speaker 1:

All right then.

Speaker 2:

I, like I said at the top of the show, I was away this weekend, sunday, during the race. What time was the race? It was a night race, right. Sunday night race Yep 6 weekend, sunday, during the race. What time was the race? It was a night race, right.

Speaker 1:

Sunday night race Yep 6 pm 6 pm.

Speaker 2:

I was in Canada, ah, so I definitely did not see any of the race. How was it?

Speaker 1:

Sunday was a very upsetting day Because I was trying to watch the double Indy 500 and then the Coke 600. Actually, I was trying to go for the triple. If I'll be honest with you, I was really trying to triple it up because F1 raced in Monaco that morning. It's the same every year that day it's F1 in Monaco, indy 500, coke 600. A lot of racing and indy got delayed because of a rainstorm coming through for several hours.

Speaker 1:

And for eight, nine months we've all been anticipating kyle larson doing the daytona or, I'm sorry, the indy 500, and then the Coca-Cola 600, which is 1,100 miles of racing All in one day. And the Indy 500 got delayed. And Larson said that he was going to race the Indy 500 over the NASCAR race, which I get right. Indy 500 doesn't come around often, no, and so I was really pumped. He was staying, staying in top five, top six most of the day, and then he spent on pit lane silly penalty. He finished 18th but he did lead four laps and I was annoying harry with this because I had to cheer and celebrate with somebody, so I'm blowing harry's phone up I'm in can, canada, and it said that I had service.

Speaker 2:

I got a text hey, welcome to Canada. Free, free stuff and all that stuff you know free data up to gigs and messages and calls. Yeah, that was not worth anything because I would just be sitting there and my phone would explode with updates from you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was like Kyle Larson led a lap in the Indy 500. He led four, but you know he finished 18th. And then to see him hustle and bustle, get to the helicopter, to the airport, land in North Carolina, to the helicopter, to the golf cart sprinting out to his pit box to get in a car, all for the Coke 600 to go in the red flag for rain. The same rainstorm that delayed the Indy 500 made its way to North Carolina. Pretty much mother nature. I'm going to get into it later, but anyway, get to the race.

Speaker 1:

Race was good, good race, solid battles, sun setting, different racetrack. I was really excited because Christopher Bell at one point had like a three second lead over everybody and I'm like this might be hit away. And I was waiting for her after the third stage just to see everybody make their adjustments for racing at night. And Ty Gibbs was up front for the first bit of the race but his car was set up for the daytime. But overall, good race. I wish they they would ran all 400 laps, because I stayed up an extra two hours waiting, just wouldn't say now I'm not racing now with this kyle is does he get exempt from the playoffs for missing a race?

Speaker 1:

he has to get a waiver because he missed a race, I'll get a waiver. I'll get into my eel later about this whole situation, but he did not turn a single lap in NASCAR, Therefore he's going to need a waiver.

Speaker 2:

You okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, ready to make your pick. Oh shit, where are we going, st Louis?

Speaker 2:

Short track, st Louis. I'm trying to watch that race this weekend.

Speaker 1:

Are we?

Speaker 2:

officially on NBC now Let me double check.

Speaker 1:

I always thought it was July 4th.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's probably right. I don't know who I've left Harry's picks. No one's used Chastain yet, no.

Speaker 1:

No, we're in Portlandland, aren't we? No, portland is xfinity, and somehow I screwed that up yeah, I was gonna say I don't ever remember racing in portland. Portland's a road race.

Speaker 2:

It's on fs1 st lou, I know who I'm going with. Who are you going with? Uh, josh Perry smart and who'd you go with last week, brad? I already used, brad. Do you have the updated sheet? Have you updated it yet?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, scroll down to the bottom. What are your points at the bottom?

Speaker 2:

The latest one I have are 334. And the last race filled out was Dover.

Speaker 1:

Alright, that's weird, let me send you this one here. I've been working on. All right, that's weird, let me send you this one here.

Speaker 2:

I've been working on Today at 1020. I just saw the points.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, all right, I'm going to segue us into this one, okay. Well, that's enough about it. I'm going to start over Moving on. This weekend we are in St Louis Short track racing. It's back, harry, if we were to buy a ticket, you know what comes with a ticket At the St Louis track. I do not. Your race ticket Is your concert ticket and I love this. We're getting concerts. Let's start a little slow here. A little small Tim Duggar Will be there, big and Rich, with Gretchen Wilson and Cowboy Troy. Cowboy Troy Riley Green, bigger name, yeah. Adam Wainwright, baseball player, cardinals pitcher, national anthem singer no way. And then there's two other small names harry don't know if you're gonna know who they are t pain and luda listen I.

Speaker 2:

I like mostly all those people, except for the first two that I've never heard of. But how do you go from big and rich with Cowboy Troy to T-Pain and Luda?

Speaker 1:

I don't know, man, they're in the Lou St Louis.

Speaker 2:

It's a unique lineup, but I'm glad you get all of it. Yeah, me too, because you got music fans going to go and then they get a race out of it and you got race. Fans get music. I love it.

Speaker 1:

Uh. So with that I get to go first this week, cause I won yet again five wins in a row, four for points, one for uh, really also race. And I suspect even there's gonna be some rappers there. Harry, give me a word that rap, a really good Rhyming word Uh, wisconsin, oh, wisconsin. Uh, I was trying to think somebody's last name. I can rhyme really easy. That's why we're going with wisconsin Josh berry.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, you're taking my Pick I don't know why Wisconsin has anything to do with Josh Berry, because it doesn't even rhyme.

Speaker 2:

I am going to take Ross Chastain. Great choice. I need a win buddy.

Speaker 1:

You need a win.

Speaker 2:

I saw, because I have to start looking at a reference sheet now. I saw the points. Tell our listeners what the points standings are right now between the two of us.

Speaker 1:

After last week, harry is sitting at 411 points After Brad Keselowski with a big second place finish. I am now sitting at 410 points.

Speaker 2:

Still positive, Still in the lead baby.

Speaker 1:

One point different.

Speaker 2:

One point difference.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, which at the end of the season, that could mean a lot more with that's. One thing I do have to figure out is which races we've won yeah, your driver won which isn't going to be hard to figure out.

Speaker 2:

No, you got this. Yeah, your driver, one which isn't going to be hard to figure out.

Speaker 2:

no, you got this yeah so we have our biggest pet peeves bracket. But before we get into that, let's lighten up the mood a little. Let's uh, let's get, uh, let's give out some golden trouts. I got a very sentimental one. He's going to tug right at the heartstrings, so I will go first. So I will go first and then hopefully you have something a little lighter. I'm not going to cry when I read this, even though I want to. Good luck. Patrick McSweeney participated in the Jets rookie minicamp. You might be saying to yourself cool, good job, patrick. His dad, however, timothy McSweeney, was a seasoned ticket holder for the Jets and was an NYFD member who passed away on 9-11. Patrick was only 9 months old and now he was invited to the Jets minicamp. I hope he makes the team that's golden trout worthy, if I've ever seen it.

Speaker 1:

That's rough man, that's awesome.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's one of those sombering.

Speaker 1:

That's great. Fdny Jets fan guaranteed Multiple awards for bravery. Before 9-11 I guarantee you somebody like that, he's got to have some kind of awards and accolades hanging up. We got to find out what dad's badge number was. Oh yeah, and does Do the Jets give the son A number correlating with that? I mean, do the Jets give the Sun a number?

Speaker 2:

correlating with that, the NFL eased up restrictions on numbers.

Speaker 1:

Yeah that'd be really cool if they somehow incorporated that in there, but man dad passed away on 9-11. You're nine months old.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, just the fact that he's there, I think, is a true blessing.

Speaker 1:

You know what I mean. I think it's really great. I think it's going to be one of my favorite stories of this offseason. Yeah, Non-Eagles related, without a doubt. But great story. Let's lift up the spirits a little bit. Harry, high school seniors right, Young high schools are getting out. Charlie's graduating next week Big day. We didn't think it was going to happen, Just kidding, but seriously. Senior pranks, right, they're on the rise. In the past people have painted three chickens one, two and four and let them run. So everybody's looking for number three. That's hilarious. I guess I'll laugh about that. I wish I would have done something.

Speaker 2:

Did you guys have a senior prank? You know the rock coming down the driveway yeah we painted it and now our prank actually turned into a tradition, which is really cool and it's actually really awesome. So now the senior class gets to go paint the rock. Really cool, that is actually really awesome.

Speaker 2:

So now the senior class gets to go paint the rock every year with your name, where the outer board design with names whatever. Okay, yeah, we were the first one to technically vandalize it. That's awesome. Oh, yeah, we got. Uh, kids got in trouble for it. Oh, really yeah was it the?

Speaker 1:

I think the class after me tried stealing the big eagle statue and then they broke it.

Speaker 2:

I mean there's a prank and then there's criminal offenses, Right, yeah, I don't remember.

Speaker 1:

I don't think we did anything. I think we're too lame, or maybe I was just too lame. But there's the high school Harry. A couple of seniors got together. This one takes cake Because they hired a bagpiper to follow their principal around while performing. So they hired a bagpiper to walk around behind their principal playing songs like Amazing Grace. Think of every bagpipe song you know. Think of any parade you've been to, especially in the Northeast, and those bagpipes and this dude's following the principal around genius so smart yeah, you know, the seniors hired a professional bagpiper to follow the principal while playing an assortment of tunes from around an hour.

Speaker 1:

The bagpiper, scott Whitman, by the way. I've listened to it. Great job, scott. He arrived at the school dressed in a kilt and hat just to perform for Principal Billy Robinson. Your name's Billy Robinson as a principal. You're getting bagpipes, you're getting bagpipes. I mean there's videos out there of the principal walking the hallways in his bagpipe, which is good on the principal for allowing it to happen. Like he could have said, no, you can't come to school. Like he could have shut it down, get out of here. No, he was like come on. So the golden trout is going to be split between the students. That thought of the idea, yeah, and then the principal going come on, now, grant was only for a little over an hour, so it wasn't like all day, but that makes. That gets me into the rabbit hole of would you want your own theme song as you're walking around?

Speaker 2:

I don't know. We change our theme song every three weeks. It seems like right, do, do, do, do, do do, do, do, do, do.

Speaker 1:

It'd be fun, but I think it was awesome.

Speaker 2:

That's a good golden trout right there that is, I did see a tiktok of a group of kids. They uh cut a car in half an old junker and they put it up against the building and put a bunch, a bunch of bricks and dust and stuff around it made it look like it crashed into the building, into the high school. I thought that was pretty clever and unique. That is very clever. But I wanted to do golden trouts because it is finally time to start working on our biggest pet peeves bracket. This might have been and I don't think I have to say might have been this has been the biggest turnout for voting 100%.

Speaker 2:

We have seen. Yes, if you want to grow on the internet, be negative, which is everything against what we believe in on the show. But hey, it's working, I'm not mad at it. So, paul, the floor is yours.

Speaker 1:

All right, this one here has been interesting, harry. So I'm still trying to find a way to get our fillable bracket posted, or somehow I'm going to have to create something to show everybody all the matchups. But let's start up here. We'll go smallest to biggest, right, closest matchup. Well, nah, we'll go the other way. I'll mix it up this week. So we'll start in the top left region, which we know that as the Tobasco region, if you listened. In last week we have treating public and customer service workers poorly First, people that clap at the end of a movie or a plane landing. I can't stand either. I know where Harry's vote went If he would have voted. We've talked about landslides before. We've talked about Stevie Nicks singing. We talked about the Dixie Chicks singing. I don't know what's bigger than a landslide, because we had it right here Our first ever 100 to 0. Ooh, treating public service workers poorly Got every single vote.

Speaker 2:

Hell yeah, you know what, as much as we're talking about things that annoy me, seeing that result makes me so happy that people see how bad that actually is yeah, no 100.

Speaker 1:

Like clapping in a movie or an airplane is short term. You're like, okay, I guess, just get me out of here, right, but like watching people be terrible to customer service, nah, that speaks volumes about you. All right, clapping when a plane lands safely, you're a polite person. Your over politeness annoys me, yeah, but your over negativity, negativity-ness. Did I just create a new word?

Speaker 1:

I think you did Is a bigger pet peeve. So bravo to everybody who voted on this one. But let's move on to the top right region, Once again going from last week, Frank's Red Hot region. It's people that put LOL in every message versus slow walkers. I'm going to say it every time. Both of these annoy me.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the LOL thing really bothers you.

Speaker 1:

It really gets under my skin.

Speaker 2:

I think I've stopped using it when we communicate.

Speaker 1:

I don't think I've ever used LOL I shouldn't say ever, but like also, has anybody ever looked at LOL? Looks like it's a guy like this who's drowning. The L's are his arms and the O's his head. He's just like oh, oh, anyway this. The L's are his arms and the O's his head. He's just like Help. Anyway, this one was 93-7, almost a blowout. Slow walkers took this one, like a few people I think had the pity LOL.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Or maybe those are the slow walkers. Maybe, but I get it slow walkers Maybe, but I get it Slow walkers Really going to irritate me.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, especially this weekend, being jam-packed around tourists Slow walkers.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, next one. Here, I mean, we're going right in order, because this is how it works out From the bottom left region, which is Texas Pete, or what are they called on the streets, harry, texas, yeet. So good. People that suck their food when there should be no sound at all versus distracted drivers. This one is scary because it's close Like of the two. Both are terribly annoying 67 to 33. 33% of people voters thought people that suck their food are worse than distracted drivers. Distracted drivers took this one 67%. What I'm saying is there's still 33% of people that would take a distracted driver over somebody not eatingnodding. That was the best part about this bracket. And our last one from the bottom right region, tapatio, lacking personal hygiene versus slow drivers in the left lane.

Speaker 2:

Because there's a difference between a distracted driver and a slow driver. Oh yeah, thanks.

Speaker 1:

Like distracted driver is going to be swerving or just not maintain the speed limit, which I'll find out. You know, driving to Dallas tomorrow. People don't know how to use a cruise control, but 63% of our voters 63, went with slow drivers in the left lane. Because of them, harry, I've been looking and getting a train horn on my truck. Yes, I want one. So bad. Rockautocom. Yeah, but I also kind of want oh yeah, you got to get the cord. I want the cord. Listeners can't see me doing the hand motion here. Cord, I want the cord. I want the cord. Just going down the highway Ludicrous reference he would tell you what to do.

Speaker 2:

If you're in his way.

Speaker 1:

I won't reference it Too loud. Get out of his way, but that's it.

Speaker 2:

Those four are moving on Before you get into next week's Before you get into next week's, something I just realized we're going to get to a point in this bracket and this is what's so exciting about it Is people aren't going to be able to, but they will, but they won't be able to vote. They're going to be so stuck between two things that just royally piss them off. Oh yeah, no, and that is so exciting to me. Um, like, does it make me?

Speaker 1:

it makes me happy, it makes me giddy, that you're going to be like uh, so next week come from the Tabasco region. It's people leaving dirty dishes in the sink First, people who stand in the way to talk in stores. You know when you're trying to go down the aisle and somebody's just standing there watching Harry cringe. Right now, from the Frank's red hot region, we have people who don't understand the concept of personal space oh, okay loud chewers or chew with your mouth open, which is different than people that sucking on the food.

Speaker 1:

Just loud chewers. Yeah, from the bottom left region we got the Texas yeet humming while eating versus group text. A lot of them are eating.

Speaker 2:

Who hums while they eat. I don't know, that's so weird.

Speaker 1:

And from the yeah, I know. That's why it's on there, it's a pet peeve and come from the Tapatio region. It's people that give shot glasses souvenirs when they come back from vacation, versus people waving at others on at a four-way stop. You know who you are, no, no, no, you go ahead. I know the rules of the road.

Speaker 1:

Which we'll get into. If you're going straight, you have priority. If I'm turning right, you're the right-of-way. The ones with the weighted are the ones that are turning left. That's next week folks, so be on the lookout. I'm going to drop those polls here soon. When I say here soon, the polls will probably drop before you listen, Just because I want to get numbers and I want to see people start squirming in their seat.

Speaker 2:

I'm squirming right now. I am squirming as we speak. You know what? I'm revved up, I'm ready to go and I'm going to give out my heel.

Speaker 1:

Let's do it Skip state lows.

Speaker 2:

We can. We can 47. Skip state laws uh, we can 47 we talked yeah, probably should, damn, we probably should again, it's okay, yeah, we're gonna.

Speaker 1:

We gotta figure out this time and thing huh, we, we will.

Speaker 2:

We'll figure we gotta get the flow down, that's all hey, I'm gonna run over to my bedroom and get a different pair here, okay, Please hold. Standing by, thank you, say something, say something. Oh, now I have no sound. What the fuck.

Speaker 1:

Test test. Put your other one back in, you, motherfucker. Okay, are you muted? I was muted. Yeah, yeah, I can you hear me? Hello, what's up? Dude, you good man, hello, hello, hello, hello. Harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, hello, hello, hello, hello. Harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry. On this episode, we're going to see how long it takes for harry to understand the words that are coming out of my mouth. Hello, harry, how are you? Can you hear me yet? Hello, hello, can you hear me?

Speaker 2:

I can, but it's not much better I have the volume up all the way on my box and on my computer and you're just so faint. But you've been like that for weeks, so it's a me thing. Oh okay, oh God, how's that? But you've been like that for weeks, so it's it's a me thing.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, oh god, now say something, say something, hello, hello harry keep going.

Speaker 2:

Hello, oh no, these are broke, these are trash, sorry oh, I'm sorry. Now say something hey, what's up? Dude you good, it's just, these are super low. Oh, okay, I'm going to have to get something else. Anyway, regardless, what was the last thing I said?

Speaker 1:

You're moving into Eels.

Speaker 2:

I'm just going to start that whole thing over Ready.

Speaker 1:

Break, break.

Speaker 2:

My blood is boiling from going over these pet peeves, so I'm going to move right on to my eels. I was a tourist this weekend, right's how it worked. Yes, you know who. I'm giving it to tourists. That makes sense. Oh, the mad dash that, like. People are just crazy, rude, don't know what personal space is. We were on the maid of the mist, right, which is uh, for those who don't know the boat that takes you under the falls and you get all wet and you have a great time. Uh, by the way, on the american side they are 100 electric now.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, the more you know. Uh, electric, electric in water.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I didn't die. So, hey, it was a great time, thank God. So we huddled up together to take a selfie, mm-hmm, and some lady dove into my spot along the railing of the Maid of the Mist tour. Yeah, yeah, what is wrong with you? So I lost my spot. Oh, I stood over. I mean, I'm 6'4. She was all 5' tall. Yeah, she was turning around trying to find her family. I didn't move. Oh, I'm sorry sucks to suck.

Speaker 2:

Nerd sucks to suck but yeah, tourists, they're disgusting. I mean the disrespectfulness of the whole thing, dude, and, like I said, I was a tourist this weekend but I watch people throw stuff on the ground, be rude to workers. It was so mind-boggling to me. If you work in a tournament tourist industry, god bless you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, good for you, bud, or do that. Uh, I got to jump in here, I got. I got to speak to negativity and we get the negative one out of the way First. Look, ronald Acuna jr, from the Bra, just tore his ACL again the other night Sucks. He's a Brave, it sucks. I can't stand the Braves. Spencer Strider he's out for the year as well. They're ace pitcher it sucks. Yeah, we talk about it before Iron sharpens iron. Is it going to be nice not seeing the braves in the postseason? Absolutely I'm tired of them winning our division fair. I can't stand people that cheer now this come from philly fans. I can't stand people that cheer injuries no, I think that's stupid.

Speaker 2:

I think you're a piece of the. Oh, we don't curse on this show, but I almost let one fly yeah you're a piece of you know what yeah.

Speaker 1:

So I'm talking to somebody like oh man, you gotta be happy with coon, he's out.

Speaker 1:

I'm not happy, he's out no like I want to see him do. Well right, records are meant to be broken. The dude had a phenomenal mvp year last year. Wish he was on any other team, but the braves right. He can be on the marlins for all I care. Uh. So don't cheer and celebrate when somebody gets injured, because when it happens your team, it sucks even more. Quit going off of that one. Sorry, that was just my little rant. This one, this eel. I don't know how I'm gonna deliver this one, harry. I don't know how I'm going to deliver this one, harry. I'm going to give an eel to Mother Nature.

Speaker 2:

Oh, better not say that too loud.

Speaker 1:

She might hear you. It's for a previous event, not anything future. Right, it's really about Kyle Larson's bad luck and my eel goes out to how I feel about his situation. Eight, nine months he's had documentary crews following him. He's had the media following him. He's been asking questions, doing the double qualified, sixth, fifth Qualified fifth for the Indy 500, fastest rookie qualifying lap of all time. Great, phenomenal, amazing, stupendous work this dude's been putting into Indy 500 as an NASCAR driver and I will say it on the podcast, I'll say it to your face, I'll say to anybody he is probably one of the best professional drivers in the world, best race car driver in the world. Yeah, f1 and Indy guys are a little different breed, but he's doing Indy and NASCAR Try and do it the same day. Indy guys are a little different breed but he's doing Indy and NASCAR Trying to do it the same day.

Speaker 1:

Indy 500 gets weather delayed. We already discussed that. He gets to Charlotte. Harry and I watch him get off his helicopter. I mean because they're on him. They're waiting as soon as his helicopter lands, which they had to go through extra security because former President Trump was at the race Hanging out with Richard Childress, so heightened alert. He gets there and all of a sudden, the NASCAR race goes to caution and in my head my first reaction was like great, they're going to throw caution so they can get Kyle Larson in the car to highlight all this. No, the rainstorm was coming in and there was lightning, and NASCAR has safety precautions. They won't race when there's lightning Right. That's not just for driver safety, is for team and fan safety as well.

Speaker 2:

It's more fan safety.

Speaker 1:

I mean there's, most of the seats are aluminum benches and spotters are at the very top of the track, and so spotters are going to get hit first.

Speaker 2:

You know I never thought about that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I always thought it was more for the fans and the aluminum seats, but if you're 100 feet above them, it's really for everybody.

Speaker 1:

It's really for everybody. And then NASCAR rules are Kyle Larson didn't start the race, so he doesn't get any points. Fair, he is now the fill-in driver of his ride. It has his name on it. He's the fill-in driver. Justin Allgaier drove the car for him pretty well under caution and his work is sticky.

Speaker 1:

If he were to swap a driver out under caution, you don't lose any track position. If you swap out under a red, you go to the back of the field Tail end of the lead lap. They made the swap right as the flags were going from yellow to red, so he started it under the yellow flag. Then they go to red flag and I sat there for two hours waiting Watching old highlights Commentary. They're talking to the drivers that are in their campers and that's when you knew it's over, and so they called the race early. Kyle Larson did not get to do one lap at Charlotte for the Coke 600. It wouldn't have been like the Coke, I don't know. They say 349 or something like that. Yeah, that's it. Like Mother Nature man, the same storm that delayed his Indy 500 start ended any chance he had for driving at Charlotte.

Speaker 2:

So we were talking about earlier the waiver. Nascar should approve his waiver. I don't see why not no questions asked.

Speaker 1:

I think it should be approved. He missed a race. It was his decision. When he couldn't start the Indy 500 wasn't going to start on time, he made the decision. I'm going to stay here.

Speaker 1:

However, branding Too much money was spent, yes, on his Indy 500 ride for Tony Kanaan or somebody else to fill in for him. To where NASCAR can use an Xfinity driver or an upper-income, or maybe get some hot laps in this car. See how you feel. Instead of calling Tony Kanaan, who retired into it, also sticking with NASCAR, I'm going to throw another eel out there, harry, it's not even on our show sheet. I potentially want to give it to Tony Stewart.

Speaker 2:

We talked a lot of NASCAR. I've read two or three more things. We're going to hold off on that subject till next week, because I seen something about, uh, the name Earnhardt and not one you're thinking of either being thrown around. So let's, let I I'm going to make the call to let's let some more things come to light and we will discuss that. Hold it, put it in your back pocket, freeze dry it, put it in a vacuum sealer. Hold on to that eel, it is going out. It's going out, express overnighted, yes, but we can't ship it till next week.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Does that make sense? Perfect sense I'm gonna break break. Um no, I just seen something like apparently I just got your list. Um yeah, srx. Yeah see, like we never would have thought. I never would have thought of that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, srx. Yeah, see, like I never would have thought of that. Tony Canaan that made me think of it.

Speaker 2:

You said Earnhardt yeah, apparently Earnhardt's sister's trying to do something. And Brad Kay, I think they're trying to buy the charters. Kelly is that's what I. I seen a blip. That's what I'm saying. Like I don't're trying to buy the charters. Kelly is that's what I I seen a blip.

Speaker 1:

That's what I'm saying, Like I don't have enough to. Is Kelly president of JRM? Kelly's at the top of JRM? This might be it.

Speaker 2:

Because also trademark of the eight font. Uh, here we go An hour ago. Kelly Earnhardt is not holding back on voicing her thoughts on fans coaxing JRM to buy Stewart. Uh, stewart house racing charters, essentially sportscom. She's just saying it's a complicated business. Yeah, I'm glad we're holding off on that. She was just saying it's a complicated business. It's not as easy as you might think, okay. So yeah, let some shit come to light. I think that was a good call. Did Sabrina make you get rid of the chair?

Speaker 2:

No, I did not, we're not talking about that.

Speaker 1:

Literally, it was just collecting shit in my garage.

Speaker 2:

Also, that's a nice end table. What are you doing? No, it's not.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, no, it's three-legged.

Speaker 2:

Or is the chair just that ugly, that that table looks nice. Yes, hell yeah brother.

Speaker 1:

Hell yeah, bro, that chair sat out there for a week. No one came, no one took it. Like last Thursday trash nice. Thursday night it sat in a rainstorm, bro, and like I was ready to film it, like I was gonna make my first ever TikTok you should've of like sad music playing in the background. It's like it's just getting rained on. But I was in the middle of doing other shit and, uh, I was like fuck, I was in the middle of doing other shit. I was like fuck, I'm going to take the trash out.

Speaker 1:

The next day. From getting home to taking the trash out a couple of hours, somebody came and swooped it. Somebody picked it up. I put it out. It was just in the way in the garage because I got the four-wheeler and the ride mower behind it. It wound up being a collect-all and I was losing shit on there because things kept getting stacked on top of it and I couldn't stand it. Plus, I'm over it and like I don't need that chair anymore, except for the other day when I could have used an extra chair in my house and I was like, wow, sabrina, it'd be nice if I had an extra chair. Wow, it was just getting in the way and I don't need it anymore.

Speaker 2:

I wish we lived closer because I would have taken it.

Speaker 1:

I need a garage chair. Yeah, no, you wouldn't want this one.

Speaker 2:

It's just really low to the ground. Oh no, I'm out. Hold on Late breaking news. Ea Sports News Confirmed songs that will be in EA College Football 25. Sandstorm, tsunami, zombie Nation, mo Bamba which Mo Bamba is Penn State's whiteout song. I don't know how. I wish we had better cameras. I didn't want that game, but now I kind of do Real quick. It's based off they just stripped Madden down and put an NCAA in its place.

Speaker 1:

I heard it's going to have Madden, but Advanced. I don't know. I miss NCAA 14. I miss recruiting. I miss creating players to recruit.

Speaker 2:

Am I good?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

No, I've been on charge this whole time. I just said my laptop was dying. I think my laptop is dying. Oh no, it was the cheapest one I could find at the time. But I did just get my very first credit card, Nice dude. I'm not using it for anything, but no, but it was mine, Actually it was. It was an honest mistake. I was just seeing if I would qualify. Yeah, my credit score went way up. I was like, oh, I should see. And then apparently I did not. You should not do that at one o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So luckily Andrew wasn't mad, but she had every right to be. But then she just spent 200 on her hair today, so I didn't know how much hair hair appointments cost me either. She's like, hey, I'm gonna go get my hair done. I'm like go have fun, I don't care have fun. Treat yourself. You work hard around here. You deserve nice things.

Speaker 1:

It's not October 18th, but okay, it's October 18th, treat yourself day. I didn't know that. Yeah, parks and Recs.

Speaker 2:

I was seriously looking for another show to watch, but I want to actually watch that show. I'm looking for a work show. Because I just finished Big Bang again. That's perfect work show. I just finished Big Bang again. That's a perfect. And I was thinking Parks and Recs. But then I was like I want to watch Parks and Rec, yeah, $200.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I was like babe, that was that's like me saying I'm going to get a game that's normally $60 and I buy the Heisman edition that's $130 by the way, also dropping that in the conversation. But yeah, anyway, I don't care, she controls money. She said we had $200. I believe her. Yeah, sure, have fun. This just means I get $ 200 and I found a website that sells blemished belts. So minor imperfections. There we go check this baby way out 200 bucks, all right now I got Bamba in my head, mm-hmm, colin Young Fun.

Speaker 1:

Oh damn son.

Speaker 2:

You can't really see, but the leather's red on the back, mm-hmm. And then imperfect belts may have minor flaws in the plating process. Other companies would sell the same products as brand new. However, due to our high standards, we offer these belts at a discounted price due to their small imperfections. So it's a crapshoot, but they normally sell these belts for $600. Okay so, but I can get one put it on my wall, which is what I want to do is wall hang it. It doesn't have to be perfect for a wall hanger, right For $200?. Real zinc, eight millimeter plates, weighs seven pounds.

Speaker 2:

Damn, damn eight millimeter plates weighs seven pounds. Damn custom name plate.

Speaker 1:

All right, we gotta do pwn yeah I'm trying to get some stuff pulled over now. Yeah, I'm trying to get some stuff pulled over now. I hope I set myself these there.

Speaker 2:

It is Okay, we gotta get moving here we go, moving um, alright, so let's, let's, let's, uh, let's wrap this show up right now this one skip pwn packing up the truck.

Speaker 2:

No, I was saying like we'll review everything, unless you want to just pack up the truck and we can skip, because we went NASCAR heavy, or let's not do the Michigan one one, we'll do only one. Okay, literature, that's hilarious, fuck. All right to the two. One and three. You can skip the cat. Yeah, that's good. Hold the cat, though I want to talk about that cat. Yeah, we'll hold, because we can blow through one and three real quick.

Speaker 1:

Alright you ready? Yes, sir.

Speaker 2:

I'm just going to say that's enough. Negative PWN After PW. Pwn packing up the truck um serial slingshot shooter.

Speaker 1:

Hell yeah, we're talking about that, yeah uh, I send you that, like it no?

Speaker 2:

no, all right, dude. That's enough negativity. I think it's time we move on to America's favorite segment, pwn.

Speaker 1:

Paul's weird news here is your host, paul well, hello Harry, out here on the streets and I got some wild news for you. Right, you've heard of uh big now post-covid squatters. Right, you know people living in stores, people hiding out certain places. How about this one? A michigan woman was found living inside a grocery store sign. So the sign above right Big display sign. She was living in there with a computer, a desk and coffee maker. She was turning this store sign on top of the building into her own home. So I unidentified homeless woman was discovered when contractors noticed an extension cord was running up to the plug for the roof sign. That's amazing. I'm not even mad Like, here's my thing. Good on the contracts for noticing it and raising the attention. Right, okay, got it. If I have to hide out and live somewhere, I'm moving to a grocery store yeah, I was just.

Speaker 2:

I was going to ask you real quick what store you living in Walmart?

Speaker 1:

you'd go Walmart. Yeah, going to ask you real quick what store are you living in?

Speaker 2:

Walmart. You'd go Walmart. Yeah, I think it's probably easier to hang out. Live in Walmart.

Speaker 1:

I mean because there's no real food and stuff anymore. But Walmart, because it's like a super Walmart, right, it's got a grocery store and it's got all my survival needs. I would think like a fleet farm up north or like Bass Pro Shop, but Bass Pro Shop doesn't sell coffee and I think I'd overeat the circus peanuts a little bit. My tum tum would not feel too well. That's wild dude. But I mean there was flooring that was laid down up there. She laid down flooring, a mini desk, her clothes, a Keurig coffee maker, a printer and a computer. Pretty much things you would have at a home office.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so like so wait a minute, hold on real quick. Is she telling, like her husband, I'm going to the office and she's climbing up to the sign? I know she was homeless, but still, that's kind of what it feels like.

Speaker 1:

Maybe Like hey, going to the office. I mean, how many of these TV shows have we seen? We'll see you later If you ever watch Parks and Rec's Andy in the first season, or two. Well, heading back to the office, he's got a suit and tie on him. Spoiler alert he's not going to the office. Yeah, I mean, but it was a five foot wide, eight foot high sign that she's hiding in, so five by eight, which isn't huge. It's not small either, though, but also not small. I mean, if it's a desk and a Keurig, but good for her, but obviously they're getting help for her up in Michigan, but just wild, like hmm, I'm just going to squat up here in the sign, like not in the store, not in the back room, or anything like that. She's hiding above everything. Smart, I mean. Who would think to look there? Yeah, contractors.

Speaker 2:

I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling contractors.

Speaker 1:

Right, but let's move from Michigan. Let's move down to the other end, missouri. Some people refer to it as misery. A Missouri museum achieves a world record for largest gathering of people with odd things on their head. Right, not hats, not sunglasses, not bandanas. It'd be cool if everybody had bandanas worn, like Tupac did with a knot in the front. Never understood that. Like Tupac did with a knot in the front. Never understood that. But the City Museum in St Louis, missouri, wanted to commemorate 3-1-4 day this year with flair. 3-1-4 is, like you know, their big thing. Pi no, it's Towns, area Code 3-1-4. Also Pi, yeah, it's also Pi, but like down here it's 3-, it's 318, so we have 318 week.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, uh, june 10th, back home, 610 day march 84th 484 yeah I'm gonna edit that part out it'd been April, but anyway, break, break, so it's not. So it's area code 314. The museum hosted event on March 14th and they decided to shoot for the stars by trying to achieve another Guinness world record, set out to bring in 314 people to gather and wear underwear on their head for one minute. Oh, for a whole minute. For a whole minute, not just like all right 30 seconds, no, it's going to be a whole minute. Now, before this, the museum already held four Guinness World Records of world's largest pencil at 76 feet long, world's largest seesaw at 82 feet, world's largest tennis racket and world's tallest man. But they were out for more. They were out for blood. They were out for just to be the best museum in the world, were out for just to be the best museum in the world. So they wore underwear on their head for one minute. And congratulations to the museum in St Louis Missouri because you guys did it. You now have five Guinness World Records.

Speaker 2:

It's stories like that that why we started PWN, because, like, we had no idea where to put them in the show, right, yeah, so we just made it its own segment of these weird stories, and I don't think it gets much weirder than that it doesn't.

Speaker 1:

355 people had underwear on their head for one minute. I don't know whose underwear it was and what the status of them were, but this is like B Y O U Bring your own underwear.

Speaker 2:

Oof and you buy new underwear for this event. That's weird.

Speaker 1:

I mean some people probably would yeah, oh, the whole thing's weird. Yeah, very weird, but that's it. It's all got out here on the streets. Back to you. Studio T.

Speaker 2:

Let's pack it up.

Speaker 1:

All right, Pack it up. Pack it in Harry, Break break which ones you want to do?

Speaker 2:

I'm reading them.

Speaker 1:

OK, we can save precious moments if you want for later yeah, it's fine. I just threw it in there because I just read it. We can scrap it, I don't give a shit. I got this you ready.

Speaker 2:

Yes, sir alright, buddy, are you ready? Ready to go to Lando Lakes? I got this, you ready. Yes, sir, all right, buddy, are you ready to go to Lando Lakes? Oh yeah, I'm going to eat some butter. Well, this one's in Florida, okay, my man, dan 32. So he's a year younger than me. All right, he was charged with grand theft auto, dan the man. That's not good. Well, it's Florida.

Speaker 1:

So, as you can expect, was this his first one at 32?

Speaker 2:

Cause I mean good on him, I don't know but my man stole a school bus near Tampa Saturday night. He then drove it all the way to Miami, which is roughly 280 miles, okay, or a four hour drive. He did stop in Sarasota oh, I mean, you're not going to, not and he did start on his way back to return the bus where he was caught and arrested. He did admit that he was under the influence of some apple juice when the whole thing took place. So, yeah, I mean I've indulged, and not once have I looked at a school bus and went I'm gonna take it to, I'm gonna take that for a ride.

Speaker 1:

I have thought that. But here's the thing I thought that sober, okay, yeah, it's a little different. Dream mine is always to have a school bus. I want to mod it out, especially like tailgating and camping and stuff. But if I'm stealing a vehicle there are certain rules to it. One I'm not going to. But if I needed to Exotic cars, flashy cars, certain paint schemes, I won't get. But also a school bus you can't blend in a school bus on a highway?

Speaker 1:

No, to this day I see a school bus on a highway. Oh man, somebody's on a field trip Wonder where they're going and as you pass them like there's no kids in there, boom, stole the bus.

Speaker 2:

I mean, if I see a school bus out at 3 am, I think that's peculiar, especially one with like a name on it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's a cool district game from here you don't want out of here. That's one Good segue for this next one. Alright, you ready, break break. Well, harry, let's move from Florida to Los Angeles, where some Florida man type nuisance has been going on. A serial slingshot shooter was nabbed after terrorizing neighbors for a decade. For a decade, you hear. Slingshot shooter was nabbed after terrorizing neighbors for a decade. For a decade, right, you hear slingshot shooter. Who do you think of first? Go Bart Simpson, bart Simpson, right? I imagine Bart Simpson, a yellow spiky hair cartoon, is just flinging these BBs at people. Let me tell you the first word of the story the elderly serial slingshot shooter. Police arrested an 81-year-old suspect after neighbors complained of quality of life issue. 81 years old, slinging Probably the heavy ball bearings, right. He was arrested near LA after neighbors complained of being victimized by a serial slingshot shooter Nearly a decade. How did you get away with it for a decade?

Speaker 2:

Because you don't suspect an old man Maybe.

Speaker 1:

But like well, hey, bud, and he's sitting on his rocking chair in the front porch waving at you every day. The police said Prince Raymond King it's named. Prince Raymond King was arrested during a search warrant for neighborhood where neighbors complained of a quality of life issues. The investigators learn that over a course of nine to 10 years, dozens of residents were victimized by someone who broke windows, windshields and nearly hit people with ball bearings. If you nearly hit me with a ball bearing, I'm going to figure out who it is. If you nearly hit me with a ball bearing, I'm going to figure out who it is. But during the search of King's residence, ball bearings and the slingshot were recovered. He remains in custody with no bail and a mugshot is not available. Like how much damage have you done that no bail has been set for an 81 year old man with a slingshot?

Speaker 2:

I just that's what you do. Took retirement very seriously, right?

Speaker 1:

He said I'm going to relax and do what I want. Maybe he was squirrel hunting. They were Rick Shane, maybe no, he just hates people.

Speaker 2:

Nah, he's old and retired and doesn't want to deal with people anymore. I mean, as long as he didn't hurt anyone, good on him, you know.

Speaker 1:

Or did he hurt people? He hurt people, yep, hurt their wallets and put fear in their eyes. Yeah, pretty much scared them all. You wouldn't expect an 81-year then I would have thrown him back at him.

Speaker 2:

Or just punched him yeah, he can't load it that fast. No, he can't. How do you get away with that?

Speaker 1:

Being the nice old man who sits on the corner. Your name is Prince Raymond King.

Speaker 2:

He probably went to the town hall meetings and was like we need justice for this.

Speaker 1:

This is outrageous, yeah sounding like a 1940s TV news broadcaster.

Speaker 2:

They're taking out the windows, see.

Speaker 1:

Sounded like a horse track racing company, and now we got babies flying out the window coming around the first turn here, followed by a baby to the shin.

Speaker 2:

It's just wild dude.

Speaker 1:

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