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Have you ever wondered which sports legends are the true heroes of number 59? Paul and I, your trout-fishing aficionados, Harry and Paul Troutman, delve into that very topic in Episode 59 of The Trout Stream. We share tales from our arcade victory laps and spring cleaning escapades before switching into high gear with our latest sports takes. In our 'Golden Trout' segment, we pay homage to the standout individuals making waves in baseball, including a heartwarming charity pledge that's a home run for the Gary Sinise Foundation.

It's time to step up to the plate with your thoughts on whether Opening Day should be a national holiday! Join us as we pitch you our enthusiasm for the new baseball season and the fan-friendly moves by teams that make us want to do the wave from our living rooms. Plus, catch the unexpected curveballs in our favorite captains bracket, where the matchups have been anything but predictable—will Captain Kirk keep his comanding lead, or will Captain Jack Sparrow sail to victory?

Lastly, let's bat around some quirky tales from a fashion faux pas in English Women's Soccer to the discovery of a golden nugget that's caused quite the prospecting frenzy. And speaking of finds, how about an 11-foot alligator named Albert who's been hoarding more than just attention? Don't miss these stories and more as we discuss state laws that leave us scratching our heads and share how we wind down with 'The Amazing Race' and TikTok scrolls. So, pull up a chair, grab a snack, and join us on this episode's wild and whimsical ride down The Trout Stream.

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Speaker 2:

Hello, friends, and welcome back to another episode of the trout stream. I am Harry Troutman and with me, as always, is my co-host, I am Paul Troutman. So pick up a pole, cast a line and join us on the stream Today, on episode 59, we will discuss our favorite athletes to wear 59, hand out our golden trouts and eels of the week, continue our favorite captain's bracket and, of course, much more. Paul, welcome back to the Trout Stream, welcome to 59.

Speaker 1:

59. Welcome back, everybody.

Speaker 2:

It's so good to be back. We took a week off. You enjoyed some family time. I enjoyed some spring cleaning. Okay, you definitely had a lot more fun than me. I can guarantee that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, I had a lot of fun.

Speaker 2:

We as a couple. We decided you know what it's, we're going to go with the year rule. We haven't touched it or used it in a year. It's out of here. How'd that go? We currently have a 12-yard dumpster that's about three-quarters of the way full. That's a lot of stuff. Yeah, obviously we donate what we can, but there's stuff you can't donate, just junk. You know what I mean. It's not worth anyone's time.

Speaker 1:

No, I got it, man. It makes most sense. Just if you don't use it, get rid of it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we got a dumpster in the driveway and we have just been loading it up Like we had a broken Christmas tree. What are we doing? What are we doing here, just gone? No one wants to hear about me cleaning. How was your time off? A?

Speaker 1:

week away was great. Reagan came into town for her spring break and luckily her spring break did not line up with spring break for this area, so there was nobody out and about when we were doing our stuff while she was here oh, that's so awesome yeah, the night before she left we went to the arcade at the bowling alley here it's always a. Before she left, we went to the arcade at the bowling alley here. It's always a big thing, right. Always got to go to the arcade.

Speaker 1:

There's certain things on our list we do Since she was, I don't know, two years old. We go to an arcade every time. This one here has on Thursday night is double ticket night from four to seven. I don't think we've ever won this many tickets. Ever we won almost 4,500 tickets. Okay, that's not a lot. It's a lot, but you think in a short period of time we weren't there long. I think in a half hour we got that many tickets and then we took the next 20 minutes of her and Olivia deciding what they wanted.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's always the tough part. Yeah, I just get 600 Tootsie Rolls.

Speaker 1:

That's what we would do Makes the most sense.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Reagan won the jackpot. You know the games like test your strength, where you take the hammer, hit the thing and send it up to hit the bell. Yeah, Now they have it electronic to take the hammer, hit the thing and send it up to hit the bell.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, now they have electronics where you got to hit it, just right for it to stop at the top line for 1,000 tickets. She's almost perfect at that, really. Yeah, she hit 1,000. She's ready, she has her method and she landed one off the first time. She was like noted, like testing the sensitivity of theirs, and then boom hits a thousand, but it's double ticket night, so it's 2000.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you gotta be feeling good after a win like that, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

Olivia got the first swipe on the game. Balls go across the top like Plinko style style. You gotta hit the button for the drop the ball and I swiped in. I was like, alright, before I tell her to go, olivia's just slapping the button and that ball did you All the way down to the 250. I mean, how did you? Zero skill.

Speaker 2:

Pure luck, hey, sometimes it's all it takes. Yeah, I'm glad you had fun. I know you didn't have All the fun you could have, though we did go to COTA, we did, and you lost. I'm back in the winner's circle, baby. I lost two weeks in a row. Two weeks in a row. But what is the points?

Speaker 1:

Both of us. I'm sitting at three wins apiece. I'm sitting at 151 points on the season. Harry is at 139 points.

Speaker 2:

I am inching closer. Here's what happened. Real quick I knew I had to be aggressive at COTA. I don't like being behind, so I said I will take the pole sitter. I will take William Byron. Willie said I will take the pole sitter. I will take William Byron, willie B as we call him, and he got the win.

Speaker 1:

Where did you come? You came in like fourth. I finished spot.

Speaker 2:

Fifth place. Fifth place, yeah yeah, so close race. If that race would have went two more laps, willie would. William would have lost for sure to Christopher Bell. But guess what? It didn't and I get to go first Dang, first one. Lou Keekly, 59. You're not going to not? Nope, you're not going to not. Dude was a dog, decided to retire early and I respect that. I don't think people realize how hard NFL players hit each other.

Speaker 1:

No, I don't think it's. They see the pileups and they're like, oh, it can't be that bad Right, it's just a bunch of dudes, but these guys aren't really walking too well the next day.

Speaker 2:

It's equivalent to hitting a Ford Fiesta. Yeah, that's insane. Nothing but love and respect for Luke Kuechly for that. Now I know you love fun facts.

Speaker 1:

Are you ready? I send it my way.

Speaker 2:

Last episode I had to bring up the Steelers. This episode I'm going to bring up the Steelers again, because the one and only Jack Hamm. Now do you want to know why? It's a fun fact that Jack Hamm, about Jack Hamm, his last name, is a cold cut. No, not only that, because that is very true, it's only one M. He is the only 59 In the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1:

I wonder if Luke Kuechly is eligible.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's a good question. Is he a Hall of Fame worthy?

Speaker 1:

I think so, or was it too little time? I think maybe too little time. You brought two great linebackers. I'm going to stick with linebacker theme. Harry. Let's go with the current head coach of the Houston Texans, former Houston Texan linebacker, philadelphia Eagle linebacker Number 59. D'amico Ryans Solid pick. Dude, solid pick. We talked about it before, before he was even picked up as a head coach. Coach, how much I wanted him to be a head coach. Yeah, and see him to be A stud linebacker, then become defensive coordinator, now head coach. I'm happy for the guy.

Speaker 2:

I mean, things are looking nothing but up for the Texans.

Speaker 1:

Oh, absolutely. I think they're a potential threat within two years. We'll go from one linebacker to another. Let's go to the mid-90s One of the best defenses of all time in Philadelphia history, when you have Jerome Brown playing defensive tackle. Eric Allen cornerback, assumably by the name of Minister of Defense Reggie White is defensive end and their linebacker Number 59, seth Joyner. Harry, the Eagles era that I fell in love with was the Kelly Greens and the Whites. Seth Joyner was linebacker, ooh yeah.

Speaker 2:

A little before my time. I'm going to have to look up highlights, man, but I trust you, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I love him. Great guy, everybody on the team even loved him, but now we got a great linebacker there, right, great defensive player. Let's go to another one, number one our first round draft pick by the Philadelphia Eagles, 1998? 96. Let's go to another one, number one, over a first round draft pick by the Philadelphia Eagles Nineteen. Was it ninety eight? Ninety six. Now I got to look it up. Nope, it was nineteen, ninety five Out of Boston College Defensive lineman Mike Mamoula. What trash he was.

Speaker 2:

Like JJ Trasher, jj Arcea Whiteside, arcea Whiteside, however you say his name.

Speaker 1:

Mike Mamula had one of the best combines In 95. He played all right. He had good stats from college enough to get invited to the combine, but his combine blew everybody away. He had some of the best stats for his position. He gets drafted by Philly it's the NFL and something's not adding up here Until they realized that he had hired a trainer to train him on just the compound or combines workouts. No way he played the system.

Speaker 1:

No way when he got drafted we would go to the Cal door or Kmart or wherever and you had my mold jerseys everywhere because everybody in Philly was all for it. Took him number seven overall in 95. 95 is also the year where there was three Penn State guys taking the first nine picks. Warren Sapp was taken that year. Hugh Douglas was taken as another defensive end. I mean there was other guys out there and Mike Mabola just had better combine for defensive end.

Speaker 2:

He changed the entire NFL. Oh, he did. That's so wild. Now that you're talking about it, I know the story and it is wild, Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

But enough about 2002. Number 59 overall draft pick to the Philadelphia Eagles Sheldon Brown Cornerback.

Speaker 2:

I didn't know, we drafted him.

Speaker 1:

Yep, I remember him getting drafted and then he came up big and he's with Philly for a while All of our big NFC Championship runs and one Super Bowl loss. Let's go back in time a little bit, harry, before both of our time. 1984, jeff Hostetler was drafted Whole Soap Bowl, pennsylvania. He won Super Bowl XXV with the New York Giants, so that's the area where they had Phil Simms. There's a lot of things I fill out, a lot of quizzes and stuff I do on sports sites, like name every Super Bowl winning quarterback. So you get further back and you're like who actually won with the Redskins? Was it Joe Theismann? Nope, that was Doug Williams. You're going back and forth New York. Who was that? Jeff Hostetler? Oh, yeah, so good for him.

Speaker 1:

And then going to Major League Baseball 2009, number 59 overall draft pick Nine or 10 consecutive gold gloves at third base Nolan Arenado. That's impressive. Yeah, he didn't get a gold glove this year, so would have made it ten in a row, but went to the Rockies. From the Rockies Went to. I think it's St Louis now. Yeah, he's playing for the St Louis Cardinals currently.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I should congratulate you on your Golden Glove award. You got this past season. So one of the things that you and I have always done and we brought up on the show before is that if we play Madden or MLB or whatever game, we always make ourselves and each other. Yeah, you got a golden glove at third base. Oh, wow, thank you. Yeah, dude, you should be super, super pumped. Wait for it to come in the mail. You also got another award, but let's talk about me for a second, because my creative player won the Triple Crown award. But let's talk about me for a second. Okay, because my creative player won the triple crown, won a golden glove. Okay, won the silver slugger. All right, big Won the home run derby. Okay, broke Barry Bonds all time scoring home run hits In a regular season Okay, regular season had the most run hits in a regular season, had the most home runs in a postseason.

Speaker 2:

But congratulations to you on your rookie of the year. You get one award you just get a golden glove. You don't even get the silver slugger. I get the triple crown as a rookie Break Barry Bond's record. You get Rookie of the Year.

Speaker 1:

Did you get MVP?

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, I didn't really want MVP. I wanted Bryce Harper to get MVP. Okay, I get you, but yeah, I was, I'm still mad about it. Dude, I get you, but yeah, I was, I'm still mad about it. Dude, I would be too. So I used it's called Game Pass on Xbox and like basically, you pay 10 bucks a month and you can play a game. There's a list of games you can play, and all that MLB's leaving. So like I hurried up and rushed through the season, got into the postseason and yeah, we can win the World Series, and yeah, and then it was the awards and I was like are you kidding me? How is that even possible? I'm good. Yeah, congratulations on being Rookie of the Year.

Speaker 1:

There's got to be a glitch in the game that can't give you both like they don't want you to be each row. It's 2001, each row out here, where you win both awards.

Speaker 2:

It's either that or the game just broke him. We can't give him any more awards. There's his brother. We've got to give him something.

Speaker 1:

His brother's just been sitting there getting gold glove at third base you can have it too.

Speaker 2:

You can have this one. Thanks, I was World Series MVP, season MVP. I was just awesome. What position are you playing?

Speaker 1:

I play center field. Oh nice MVP at center field Okay.

Speaker 2:

This is the dumbest conversation. I'm also seven feet tall in the game. Okay, here's the kicker dude. You gotta get ready for this part. You're five nine. So when you're doing the customized character, I didn't. It's a random number, it's 70 through 120. So I put myself at a hundred and I put you at 80, thinking there was going to be a height difference. Yeah, buddy, there's a height difference. There is a toddler difference. So again, I don't know why I'm talking about this, but I'll hit a home run right in your back before me and we go to do celebrations. You're at, like, my belly button and we're supposed to be doing these crazy high fives, but you're at my belly button, so I'm just high-fiving the air above you. It's so great. It's so great. You know why it's great? Because it's the start of the baseball season.

Speaker 2:

Today, as we are recording thursday, march 28th, you got your Phillies cap on. I have an A's cap on. It was $8. You're not going to. You're not going to pass it up. Yeah, it's legal, because the A's originate in Philly. That's exactly it and I needed it. I needed something green for St Patrick's day, yep. And again, I was in Ross and I always browse the hat section and I was like A's stretch the fit new era, eight bucks signed, sealed delivered.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, send it, man. Plus, what team has won the most championships in the city of Philadelphia?

Speaker 2:

Oh, I knew this before purchasing. But it is the athletics.

Speaker 1:

Athletics. Oh yeah, you're allowed, it's legal.

Speaker 2:

It does say Oakland on the back, though, so that stinks.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we can stitch wedge that out or something Stitch remover.

Speaker 2:

Buddy, I am so excited for baseball, so excited, so the owners of the new owners of the Orioles Bought everyone a beer. That's pretty cool. That's a great way to start. That is a great way to start the season, great way to be an owner. That's golden. It's so golden, so let's kick it off. Dude, take it away. That's golden, it's so golden, so let's kick it off. Dude, take it away. Who is your golden trout and or trouts?

Speaker 1:

this week. Now I want to add into Orioles new owner ownership. But first one this one goes out to everybody, every baseball fan out there, because it's opening day. I have stood on this platform several years now. For quite some time I personally especially when the Phillies are good, but even not, I personally believe opening day should be a day off. I think opening day baseball needs to be a national holiday. Agreed, I will agree with that. Now, I had a discussion at work. It's a lot of baseball you got to watch. I'm like I had a discussion at work. It's a lot of baseball you got to watch. I'm like I get updates daily right, I get the notification on my phone. Here's the thing, harry. I watch April Right before the All-Star break. All the All-Star games and events coming back from the All-Star break pick back up mid-August through October. So I'm not going to watch every single game. No, you can't, no, but it's just so fun.

Speaker 2:

So fun.

Speaker 1:

I love baseball.

Speaker 2:

Even like the 10-minute condensed game is just something great about it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there's something on YouTube that most of the games they cut it down to 15 minutes or whatever, it is 10,. There's something on YouTube that most of the games they cut it down to 15 minutes or whatever it is 10-15 minutes.

Speaker 2:

Boop, I love it so great. I can't wait. Yeah, phillies got rained out today, so that kind of stunk. Yeah, so we got moved to tomorrow. The Braves against Strider. That's going to be so fun. The bank's going to be. This is Bank Park, aka the bank is going to be rocking. Oh, they're ready. They're going to get in his head. So quick, so fast, in a hurry.

Speaker 1:

My next golden trout, Harry. I was thinking about baseball. Uh, sticking with baseball. Right, you got gold. We think gold, yellow and black, and I think there was a hip hop song about that Yellow and black by the Burj Khalifa. But what about number one overall draft pick from this last year from LSU, Paul Skeens? He has announced that he's going to donate $100 to the Gary Sinise Foundation for every strikeout he has this season. $100. That's no joke, dude. That is no joke. He has pledged to raise money for Gary Sinise Foundation the other day to help support military veterans and first responders. He hopes to raise $100,000. He can do it, but that's 1,000 strikeouts in a year. But most people are getting 200. If you have 200 strikeouts in a year, that's a good year.

Speaker 2:

All right, I was trying to be optimistic.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I'm being very optimistic as well, but he advised his followers to join him and make a donation as well, so he wants other people to make donations. He's not trying to strike out 1,000 people. I was just trying to mix it up, harry, he expects it. This rookie coming up expects to strike everybody out. Hell, yeah, he's going to face a thousand batters. Strike all of them out. He's going to have 27 perfect games. I'm like rookie of the year out here, so I love it. Take care of people.

Speaker 2:

We talk about the show before we record. Obviously, yeah, you said hey, you got any golden trout this week? I put pirates. You thought I was talking about your golden trout. Turns around. I'm talking about a separate golden trout, also for the Pittsburgh pirates. Shut the front door. Hunter Stratton congratulations on his new baby boy, Mav Stratton. Congratulations on his new baby boy, Mav Stratton. On the same day his son was born. He gets called up to the big leagues and it doesn't get any sweeter than that, Bro. That's great, Dude. Could you imagine you just had your kid first kid, and then your manager calls you in the office and is just like, hey, congrats on the kid. We want to say congrats, yada, yada, yada. Oh, by the way, welcome to the show. Here's your ticket to the show buddy.

Speaker 1:

Dude it's just so wild. That's great. I'm not a Pirates fan by any stretch of the imagination. Last time they won a World Series in 1979.

Speaker 2:

I'm not saying they're relevant.

Speaker 1:

No, it's like making fun of Pittsburgh whenever I can, but these are guys I'm going to be looking out for. Paul Skeens out of LSU, the pitcher is somebody that, being down here, I am more exposed to, especially LSU and it's baseball, and I've been watching a lot more college baseball these last couple years. So watching this dude dominate and win a national championship with LSU yeah, I'm expecting big things out of him in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2:

I'm not ever going to root for Pittsburgh, but yeah, two great things coming out, I'll cheer for players.

Speaker 1:

Yes, hands down. I think it's something we had confused growing up as kids, when there was players on the Milwaukee Brewers that I liked, so I thought I had to be a Brewers fan. I remember that and that was like a couple seasons. What am I doing? Like I can. I'm a Phillies fan, but I like players on the Brewers, and I think it's about the time where I learned Billy's fan, but I like players on the Brewers and I think it's about the time where I learned you can like people on other teams, right, you don't have to like the team, but you can like them.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, ever since I got the A's hat, I've been thinking like maybe I should start a nice little collection Just different teams. There's teams I'm never going to buy, right, oh, absolutely. Yankees no. Mets no. Braves no, but twins why not? Tigers? Sure, put out a good hat. Astros Never no.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, why not? Yeah, there's teams I would buy. I would rock an ace hat yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm telling you, it's a beautiful green they really nailed it, Dude. It's so crazy. We both had pirates. You know what it is. It's because Captain Hook is in our favorite captain's bracket. Paul, we're moving on in a quick and in a hurry. Are you ready to go over the results for two weeks of voting for our favorites, Captain racket?

Speaker 1:

man, I'm ready. I don't like it, but I'm ready.

Speaker 2:

I am going to be completely honest. This isn't for the show, this isn't for anything. I have not looked. I have no idea what you're about to tell me.

Speaker 1:

I've been following this very closely and this is four very close matchups. I'll tell you my emotions at the end. Okay, any good poll here. Right, you got to go with the largest margin of victory to the smallest. So this matchup here, harry, we have Captain Kirk, the Star Trek-y, star Trek guy, going against Captain Raymond Holt. Nine, nine, nine, nine, 60-40. Man. Nine, nine, nine, 60-40. Man. This was close. One is he's leading the precinct of defunct detectives in Brooklyn and one is just doing stuff in outer space. Still to this day, I don't know what he does. I saw one movie 60-40. Captain Kirk is moving on.

Speaker 2:

Ah, that hurts.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there's a lot of tricky nerds out there.

Speaker 2:

That really hurts. I really was pulling for.

Speaker 1:

Raymond Holt. I really wish it would have been like a one vote off or so, because I would have had you vote for Raymond Holt and then it would be a tie and I'd be like, all right.

Speaker 2:

All right. Well, we break this tie. But it's fair and it's the rules and we play by our own rules, Even though we make the rules we play by them.

Speaker 1:

So congratulations to Captain Kirk to make it into the final four matchup. Now let's move from the Cheddar region to Gouda, because Gouda is good. Harry, we have the one and only Captain Hook. Which Captain Hook you decide? Peter Payne or the movie Hook or something else Going up against Captain America, steve Rogers. Harry, this one was 56-44. This one was up for a while. This went back and forth, I think maybe twice, and then it just maintained it. You would see the numbers just keep, but it maintained roughly 56 to 44. Era Steve Rogers, captain America taking it. Oh, let's go, baby house open.

Speaker 1:

So the vibranium shield beat the vibranium hook. Let's go, baby. I was hoping. So the vibranium shield beat the vibranium hook. Let's go.

Speaker 2:

Captain America might win this thing. Dude, I don't know. He's moving to the final four.

Speaker 1:

Because Captain America is going to play the winner of this next matchup from the Bree region, the upper left-hand corner of Captain Sully versus Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce. Okay, you have my attention.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, this one, really you have my attention.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, this one really piques my interest and there's no wrong answer here. But there is a wrong answer. You hear about Captain Sully. When it hit the news it was the most unbelievable event Not the most, but right, it's a very unbelievable event. But then you go back to Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce and every morning waking up, man, which one of them makes me feel better? 53 to 47. Harry, this one was close, captain Sully's moving on.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, oh, that hurts. I really wanted to see Captain Hawkeye go against Captain America. Yeah, who would have won that one?

Speaker 2:

You know what it is. It's a made-up guy versus a real hero and at the end of the day, you got to respect it. No, you're right. You don't got to like it.

Speaker 1:

No, I respect it. That's what I said. I'm't got to like it. No, you got to respect it. That's what I said. I'm not upset either way, but I'm just hurt.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I know a lot of people are going to be upset with this one.

Speaker 1:

So now we have Captain Sully going against Captain America in the final four.

Speaker 2:

Well, once again real life. Hero made up hero yeah.

Speaker 1:

But Harry asked yourself who is Captain Kirk going against? Next round? Here it is the matchup of Han Solo versus Captain Jack Sparrow. I told you I saved the closest matchup for last, with a result of 51 to 49. Harry, I'm talking about the slimmest margin of victory. I'm pretty sure it's like 50.5 to 49.5. Okay, the needle just barely moves one way, but it moves. Yeah, we have Captain Jack Sparrow, who's the captain of the Black Pearl. Is he Pearl the whole time?

Speaker 2:

That's what the second movie is about.

Speaker 1:

What's the first one about Black Pearl? That's what I said. Yeah, it's all about the Black Pearl and David Jones and his locker. Mm-hmm, I don't understand the whole locker part. Is there a combination locker or is it a footlocker, but not the store footlocker, because obviously I'm smarter than that. Also, davy Jones, wasn't he a singer?

Speaker 2:

You know who I'm thinking of. It's not unusual. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking about Tom Tom Jones. Think of the diner, oh, diner, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, diner.

Speaker 2:

Blue Room Special Bro. I'm on the edge of my seats. I don't know the results. Please tell me the results. I digress.

Speaker 1:

Going against Han Solo right, who has a weird dog as a co-pilot. I say weird dog Chewbacca. Did the Star Wars guys come out in force?

Speaker 2:

Did the.

Speaker 1:

Disney fans come out in force here. Harry 51-49, Captain Jack Sparrow, moving on.

Speaker 2:

Captain Kirk is moving on, but not Captain Han.

Speaker 1:

Solo Wow. Once again never voted. I haven't voted at all.

Speaker 2:

I would have went with Jack anyway. Oh yeah, 100%.

Speaker 1:

If I would have known Kirk won his, I would have went Han Solo, to get that matchup, to get that matchup, to get the ultimate nerd matchup here.

Speaker 2:

I know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but Jack Sparrow man. So next week it's going to be Captain Kirk versus Jack Sparrow man. So next week it's going to be Captain Kirk versus Jack Sparrow. In the final four, harry, they are on neutral turf. I don't even want to make my predictions no, I can't.

Speaker 2:

Every time I try to predict an outcome, it's the opposite. So do I flip my prediction to try to get it right? I don't know, who knows. I think I might've had.

Speaker 1:

I might've had one of these, like my bracket was busted early. Like a good March Madness bracket, it was busted early. I think I had one one of these.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know what. I did not have much. I think I had Jack Sparrow.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, out of the cheese curd region.

Speaker 2:

That's it. Who did you have in the championship? I had Captain Morgan, Jack Sparrow.

Speaker 1:

I had Captain Morgan in the final four, but I don't think I had him in my championship. I really thought, our audience being mostly our age group, like Captain Planet, I thought was going to go much further, but I had Captain Holt in my Final Four. I had Captain Holt. Captain Obvious, I probably would have had Captain America in my Final Four. Yeah, you're right, captain Morgan, I would have had those. But like Captain Sully has taken out Captain Morgan and Hawkeye, does Captain Sully have enough to take out Captain American? I don't know. Stay tuned. Stay on our social medias, where we'll be posting all the brackets very soon. We want to get as much voting in as possible because there's two matchups left. That's it, folks Two matchups and then championships, so there's three matchups, but you know what I'm saying I can't.

Speaker 2:

This has just been probably our craziest bracket yet.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, it is Most unpredictable bracket of all time.

Speaker 2:

It's just. Words are hard.

Speaker 1:

They are hard Sometimes. You just got to sound out, Harry, to make sentences.

Speaker 2:

I hate how funny that was and I don't know I'm going to leave this in. But I don't know if anyone else is going to live with that stupid joke, but I am. Yeah, oh, that's why we do it. That's why we do it listen, it is time for the eels of the week. We are rocking, we are rolling dude.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, rocking and rolling all night long. Do you have any eels? Oh, I got an eel, harry, this weekend. This is funny. I like funny eels. You know ones that tell good jokes. There's a burglar recently who was getting ready to steal some croissants from a bakery but right before she broke in she decided to do some yoga right there in front of the store. You know what I need to stretch before I rob this bakery? So on their security camera outside of their building was doing yoga. Oh, I guess you really got to limber up In Australia. She was doing yoga and stretching exercise in front of a bakery right before the crime was committed inside the shop. At least the bakery found humor in it, like they posted on their social media and they were laughing. That's it, that's mine. First off, my ego is just Don't break into places and steal their stuff. Second thing Don't be doing yoga in front of the building Right before you break in there, because it's just wild.

Speaker 2:

That's just giving away every inch of your. Here is how I look. Yeah, absolutely. Were they wearing a mask at least?

Speaker 1:

Nope, not a mask at all, just it's out in the open. Okay, wearing a mask at least. Nope, not a mask at all, just it's out in the open.

Speaker 2:

Okay Listen, I'm not a trained criminal. Nothing I admit to.

Speaker 1:

I don't think I would not be wearing a mask and I don't think I'd be doing yoga, I wouldn't be hanging out in front of a place that might have cameras anytime if I'm going to do something shady.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. There's plenty of empty spaces. You could be doing that in.

Speaker 1:

That's tough, that's it. It's not only you this week.

Speaker 2:

Philly's getting rained out on opening day. That's my. That's my week. It just stinks. You get to see all these other teams celebrating and getting their season started and the Phillies start off with a rain delay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Hate to see it. It's a bummer. It is Really depressing. But you know what I think it's going to make the tomorrow so much better.

Speaker 1:

Oh dude, the bank is going to be rocking tomorrow.

Speaker 2:

You made us wait a day.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You made us wait 24 hours.

Speaker 1:

Oh shoot After waiting, since we got eliminated back in October.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

The house is rocking.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, hey. You know what would be cool this season If, when we play the Arizona Diamondbacks, if we just Fight them, commit Just straight up Brawl, benchcleaner, brawl.

Speaker 1:

Well, the Phillies go to Arizona and play them in Arizona. That's when they're gonna be Presenting the Diamondbacks With their fans, with the novelty Championship ring, nl championship ring. That's when they're going to be presenting the Diamondbacks with their fans, with the novelty Championship ring, nl championship ring.

Speaker 2:

That was funny. Oh yeah, there's going to be fisticuffs, that game. Oh yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1:

There's.

Speaker 2:

Philly fans in Phoenix. There's probably going to be more Phillies fans there than there are. That's what they should do. We should come together as an organization, as a fan base, and just buy tickets for that weekend.

Speaker 1:

It's a great stadium. I watched the Phillies beat the Dimebacks there 2008. Good stadium, good stadium, fun, it's fun. It's all inside. Oh, that's nice Arizona. I would hope so. It's Arizona. It's domed with AC, set like 72. And then they have these big panels that open up so when it's like a nice day in spring or the fall, they can open up the panels on the side and get a breeze in there. Oh, yeah, it's pretty nice. They're fancy, huh. Yeah. Their fans at the 2008 was were not the best trash talkers, except for one guy who decided to try and curse out some blue-haired grandmas oh, that's aggressive that were Phillies fans. He was Diamondbacks fan and 100% true story. Took off and take my watch off. I was like you know what? You don't yell at grandma. No, took off, taking my watch off.

Speaker 2:

I was like you know what.

Speaker 1:

You don't yell at grandma. No, there's one thing in the world you don't yell at grandma or moms. No. And as I go to stand up, I'm like I was going to talk to the gentleman the guy behind me grabs me by the shoulder and goes you know, we got this. And it was all their sons and grandsons in the row behind me. Oh, there was about eight guys. Oh, love to see it. Yeah, I didn't see anything. All I saw was one guy pick the Diamondbacks fan up, said, come with us. It was one Diamondbacks fan and eight Philly fans and the security guard just stood there Because he was outnumbered. Yeah, what are you going to do? Yeah, about like an inning and a half later, these guys show back up and it was just head nods all around, yep. And I never saw the Dimeback fan again. Huh, he was in a milk carton.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, I love baseball so much it's great, I'm ready for it. Hey, you can't report crime, you don't see.

Speaker 1:

But you know what you can do. You can sit back and relax and listen to Funny State Laws that Still Exist Today, this week brought to you by Fightin' Phil's Bail Bonds. When you're in trouble and you need somebody to have your back call Fightin' Phil, he'll be there for you. Let's review, harry. You're sitting at 37 and 34. Still positive, still positive. Now the real question is are you ready? Still positive. First one I got some good ones this week. In this state, it is against regulations, therefore illegal, to let phones ring more than nine times in state offices. Your options are Vermont.

Speaker 2:

California, florida, vermont, california, florida. Nine times I'm going to go Florida. Final answer.

Speaker 1:

Good choice. This is against regulations making it illegal to let phones ring more than nine times in the state offices of California.

Speaker 2:

Ah, you know why I went Florida? There was a reason I went Florida, because a lot of retirees like yeah, they like to call, I like to make phone calls.

Speaker 1:

I would not have went that way. That's good logic. Are you ready for your next one? I'm ready. In this state, it is illegal for a man to run around with a shaved chest Just reading you're ready to manscape? You better wear a shirt when you're running in this state. Your options are Nevada, new York, nebraska.

Speaker 2:

Wait a minute. You're not allowed to run around with a shave check chest in New York, nevada, nebraska, nevada's too hot, I'm taking that out. New York, I think New York City, I think Buffalo, but I also think of the great outdoors. There's got to be plenty of joggers in New York City, right?

Speaker 1:

I don't trust joggers.

Speaker 2:

Anyways, be plenty of joggers in New York City, right.

Speaker 1:

I don't trust joggers. Anyways, it's not about trusting the joggers.

Speaker 2:

It's about there's joggers in New York. You got the marathons. You got to shave the chest. You got to get the wind resistance down. You don't have to. You wear a shirt.

Speaker 1:

You know what I think of in down.

Speaker 2:

You don't have to. You wear a shirt. You know what I think of in this. I don't know how to word this. I think Nebraska is full of men, paul Bunyan-esque men, corn Fred, big boys yeah, corn huskers. Bails of hay with one hand. And what says a man like a beard and a hairy chest, because again I'm sticking with Nevada's too hot Joggers in New York it has to be Nebraska. Final answer.

Speaker 1:

Good answer, good choice, because a man is not allowed to, and is illegal To, run around with a shaved chest In the state of Nebraska. Let's go, baby, let's go. I almost accidentally said the wrong state To mess with you, but then I almost said Nevada and I'm like, no, it's not Nevada, it's Nebraska.

Speaker 2:

Buddy, I'm glad I'm still positive, buddy. It was a quick episode, very quick episode. We're rolling, we're flying, it's great. Let's pack up the truck.

Speaker 1:

Let's pack it up, man. Question for you.

Speaker 2:

How do you and Sabrina end your night? Oh, that's very easy.

Speaker 1:

Once the kids go to bed, we might get a little snack. Well, and we been eating yogurt right at night. Not ice cream, not frozen, just a little yogurt. We're watching old seasons of amazing race good call, but also it's amazing race, so you don't have to pay attention and we both get on our phones and watch tiktok. Oh how nice, yeah, and I just share every single thing to everybody you do. I'm that guy.

Speaker 2:

I opened TikTok today and I haven't been on in a couple days. I had 48 notifications from you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that was probably just from last night. It was great yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, last night you almost made me throw my phone.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, probably Because it was just going off and I'm trying to go to sleep yeah, we're an hour different, and so what I gotta do is start sending them to myself and then wake up in the morning, then send them to you nah, just send them to me.

Speaker 2:

I don't care. I fell asleep anyway. Yeah, how do you guys end your night? Ang falls asleep at 7 30 and I just do what I want. No, I'm kidding, nice, nice, the same way. Weirdly enough is I'll be playing xbox and she'll be on tiktok. But I recently learned and this is dude, I'm only 33 and I say that and then I just found this out two days ago where I can put headphones into my Xbox controller and I can listen to the TV through my controller. Therefore, she doesn't have to hear it. What? So? I just turn the TV all the way down and the sounds coming through my controller into my headphones Dude, that's awesome. I'm not that old dude. I sound like I'm 60. Your fancy little box makes noises. Yeah, no, that's not who I am I've never needed before.

Speaker 1:

I don't play game, video games anymore I wasn't even playing.

Speaker 2:

I was watching impractical jokers, oh nice. So I'm giggling to myself and she's like what are you laughing at? And I point to the screen. She goes I can't hear it. And I'm like I can't hear you. Huh, what are you talking about? Yeah, it's great, although with joe not there, it's not the same.

Speaker 1:

It doesn't hit I haven't watched any of those seasons at all yeah, a little more edgy.

Speaker 2:

I enjoy it, but it's not the same without joe yeah, that's how we in our night is.

Speaker 1:

We'll both be sitting there laughing and then I'll send Sabrina ones that are funny or like the terrible husband advice, all right, and I send it to her and wait for a response. And then the one time she thought it was really hilarious where in the middle of the night she decided to put a pillow over my face oh, so I think she really liked that one that I sent her.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, put a pillow over my face. Oh so I think she really liked that one. I said yeah, I will get in trouble. Is uh comment section to me on tiktok? If you don't, you don't use it. It sometimes it's funnier than the actual video and I'll be trying so hard not to laugh. But I just started like shaking and you'll be like what are you doing? I'm like nothing. She goes, are you laughing? And I'm like yeah, can you stop?

Speaker 1:

and I'm like no no, can't stop, yeah, can't stop, won't stop.

Speaker 2:

Ange. It's so nice because Ange tends to be like really nice. The reasons I love you tiktoks and check out this cool recipe I got. And I send her stuff like have you seen my hard boiled egg? Yeah, I know for a fact she does not open my TikToks anymore. Oh no, yeah, because she knows the amount of dumb she's getting is not good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I Sabrina, I send her like the most random things, but it's also like she reacts to it and that's how I know she looks at it and she sends me a lot of ones of skulls. I was like I don't know what that means. She was dead. I was like who's that Me dead? She was no, it's a.

Speaker 2:

I guess there's two basic dudes. Yeah, I think that's what it is. It's just like you know. Now I got kids at work and I say kids, but they're like 25, 26, I can't they start talking. I'm like what are you guys saying?

Speaker 1:

there are kids that are joining the military now, that were born after I joined. Oh yeah, how's that feel? Not good. I don't want to meet them. They represent your career. Yeah, sometimes I punch kids in the face. Anybody say kids 18 to 22 year olds. Legally you can punch them. Yeah, just for sport. Yeah, I'm not going to. I've had a bad day. You come here. How old are you?

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna thump him once. Yeah, they signed all the release docs, right? Yeah, that's it. Either they signed it or parents signed it. You're good, yep, they are released. Pre-game you got anything you decided to go on. This weekend it's Easter weekend, it is.

Speaker 1:

That's Easter weekend, it is. That's why I asked Saturday doing an Easter egg hunt in town? Ooh, so I get to watch the girls try and fight other local kids for eggs. Is it the same one we went to? Yeah, same one you went to. Oh, awesome, yeah. And then one of Sabrina's sisters had a birthday recently, so we're all getting together for that Saturday night. Sounds like birthday cake to me. Yeah, I don't know. I've already said happy birthday once, I don't think I'm going to say it again. Yeah, it's weird. Yep, one time which reminds me, I think, starting next year, january 1st, I'm going to put happy birthday Uh-huh On social media. Uh-huh, happy birthday on social media, and tag everybody I know and be like boom, you're covered.

Speaker 2:

Fun fact I don't wish anyone happy birthday on Facebook.

Speaker 1:

I do, but I do funny memes.

Speaker 2:

You're different. You do it the right way. You do it to people you're close with. My thing is if I don't have your number, you're not that important to me. True Makes sense. Not that you're not that important to me. True Makes sense. Not that you're not that important to me, because there's people that are important to me that I don't talk to or whatever, but I still want to see you succeed and all that. No, yeah, but yeah, it's just to me, it's Okay.

Speaker 1:

That reminds me of a very important thing. Here, mr Wonderful from Shark Tank yes, all guys sits in the middle. You know, here, mr Wonderful from Shark Tank, yes, all guys sits in the middle. He only has two cell phones. And the other thing he goes I got a personal cell phone and I got a work cell phone. The only people that have my personal cell phone number is my family. So, no matter what time is going on, if my personal phone rings I answer it Ooh, because it's family. It's important, right?

Speaker 1:

He's saying you don't give it out to your business partners or anybody trying to do that, because then they're going to try and use and abuse it. You don't give your family your work number because then it's your work phone. Sometimes you might just ignore it and not look. So what you just said there is you're important to me. You're in my work phone, right, but you're not my personal phone. Yeah, no, that me. You're in my work phone, right, but you're not my personal phone. Yeah, no, that's exactly it. Yeah, I just don't have enough business. I think I have 150 contacts on my phone like I've deleted people 37 do like my annual purge and be like who is this?

Speaker 2:

again, I have 37 contacts. Good, short, simple, to the point. If it wasn't, for my job.

Speaker 1:

I would have less.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, that's with people at work too. Yeah, I love the small circle, but I can't believe how fast this episode went. Yeah, man, this is going to be under an hour. I want to let you know right now. Yeah, I like it, but I don't. Did we even talk what happened? I don't even know what happened here I think we were talking about a bracket.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and we moved on from there.

Speaker 2:

Cool man, hopefully the audience likes it, you guys like it, I don't know. Hopefully we get some feedback. Smile and nod boys, smile and nod, but do you know why this episode flew by. What was that we didn't do? Pwn. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for America's favorite segment. It is time for PWN Paul's Weird News. Here is your host, Paul.

Speaker 1:

Hey, harry, thanks for that shout out here on the streets. I got some updates for you here. This is weird. You ever heard of a little fashion faux pas in sports, right? Well, you've heard stories of teams that get their jerseys stolen, so they wear, whatever team they're at, their away jerseys. All right, they turn jerseys inside out.

Speaker 1:

An English Women's League showdown right, a big showdown. It was delayed through uniform malfunction Atop of the table. English Women's Soccer League game with the crowd of nearly 33,000 people right in attendance, the edge of their seat. They suffered delay in the football match because the teams had matching socks. What? Yeah, arsenal teamed up at Chelsea with the same colored white socks, forcing the referee to delay the game. To delay the game, so Arsenal women ended up going into the Chelsea megastore and buying black socks. So here's the thing, harry they all were wearing white socks, both sides, right, women's soccer, white socks and they were like nah dude. So they made them leave and go buy black socks. Yeah, what really just irritates me is like the fact that they both wore white. Nothing was pre-coordinated, you know what I mean. And now you gotta delay the game for 33.

Speaker 1:

Could you imagine sitting in the stands going to, let's say, an eagles game. Right, you're ready for the game. Kickoff is at 105, 105. You're like yes, yes, it's 105. And you're like well, we're not kicking off yet. And they come over to the speaker of hello. Ladies and gentlemen, weirdly kickoff because both teams decided to wear white socks. I'd be pissed, right, I get it with soccer slash football. Refs are really looking at a lot of feet work there. They can get confused. But also, did your team not have spare socks?

Speaker 2:

When I travel, I bring lots of socks.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, especially when I'm like on the travel team of sporting events. Don't they have like backup equipment?

Speaker 1:

That's what I was thinking, but that's enough about that. You know what, going from White Sox to how about a golden nugget, harry? We talk about golden trout all the time about a golden nugget. Same country. In England they say the early bird catches the worm right, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Think about that one. How about this? Catches the worm right, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Think about that one. How about this?

Speaker 1:

Richard Brott drove three and a half hours for a group dig in farmlands in England. Amateur archaeologist likes digging up lakes, looking for things. He found the largest golden nugget ever found in England. Who, after he showed up an hour late with faulty equipment? So this dude finds the largest golden nugget ever in England's history. And he found it because he was late, because everybody else had already gone out and scoped out the good spots. I guess I'll go over here. Who wants to go check out this area over here, this crappy area? Yeah, he found his metal detector kit was not working. He had to break out an older faulty machine. Like, alright, come on Rusty, but trusty, come on buddy, 20 minutes in Harry. Everybody's been going for an hour and 20 minutes. He's been there 20 minutes and he struck gold when he dug up a 64.8 gram nugget buried about 6 inches underground what?

Speaker 2:

yeah, big old nugget 64 ounces, I know 64 grams.

Speaker 1:

I'm so sorry. It's 64 ounces. That's, uh, four pounds. Yeah, that's why I was like, what ounces? Yeah, could you imagine finally a four pound gold nugget, I mean, but that's a good size nugget. There It'll fetch around 30,000 pounds. 30,000 pounds for that thing. So moral of the story is sometimes showing up late, does pay off.

Speaker 2:

Next time I'm late for work, I'm going to tell my boss this story.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't. But hey, man, just listen to episode 59, paul's Weird News PWN. This is why I'm late. But hey, man, just listen to episode 59, paul's Weird News PWN. This is why I'm late, because sometimes you strike gold. That's it all for me out here on the streets. Harry, back to you in Studio T. Thanks, buddy.

Speaker 2:

I know we started to wrap it up and then I forgot about PWN. This is all on me today. Are you ready to officially wrap it up?

Speaker 1:

I'm ready to pack it up, pack it in. Let me begin. I got some wild news for you, right? This isn't weird news. It's packing up the truck and it's wild. A lot of the times we talk about animals. I don't know why. Maybe it's because it's the trout stream. We're an animal named show going off of our name. How about this, though? An alligator twice the size of a human was seized from being kept illegally in a home. Oh, twice the size of a human, seized in a home. There was an 11 foot gator called Albert Not to be confused with our friend gator, who was six foot tall. This is an 11 foot gator named, called Albert Was allowed to swim with other people in the water, and the owner has vowed to fight for the pet's return, so it was kept in a home since the 1990s in New York. Like I expect this stuff in SEC country, yeah, so if you think about a map, go to Oklahoma, go directly south to Texas, take those two states and go east until you hit the Atlantic Ocean, that region, new York.

Speaker 2:

You can't even get there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but it's an area south of Buffalo where they found a swimming pool for the 30-year-old gator the dude's 30. Listen at that point. 30 years old, yeah, a 11-foot gator the dude's 30. Listen at that point 30 years old yeah. A 11 foot gator. You know how many boots I'm getting made. You and I can each get one pair, and that's it, dude you beat me to it.

Speaker 2:

I was going to say one, One pair of boots for me. That's it.

Speaker 1:

But according to the State Department, the homeowner allowed people, including children, to get in the water with the reptile, which had blindness in both eyes and spinal complications. I don't care how sick a gator is, it's still a gator.

Speaker 2:

Did the same guy have it this whole time? Yeah, same family. That's a little heartbreaking. Listen, this is tough man, because the sensitive side of me is like oh man, that's a 30-year pet, that's a member of the family, that's a child. Right, it's not a child, but that's loved deeply.

Speaker 1:

That's Albert. Hey, man, who's Albert? You don't know Albert. We grew up with Albert Big Al.

Speaker 2:

But at the same time that's still a ginormous creature.

Speaker 1:

You can't domesticate an alligator. I don't care who you are. Clarissa Explains it All has ruined us because the 90s show she had one in her room in like a kiddie pool. Everybody's like man. I really want one and I'm pretty sure I would have asked mom and dad for one, but I was smart enough to go. They're going to get bigger. You know that right, I don't care. Man 30 years. Could you imagine if you had a good dog or a good cat that lived to be 30? Healthy 30. Not nasty, that'd be one thing, but an alligator.

Speaker 2:

For that reason I am out.

Speaker 1:

Harry, there was a 12, 13, 13 foot alligator caught like a mile from my house, two miles from my house, about a year ago. I don't need it as a pet to see it out here in the bayou yeah, but it's damn new york, though you're gonna see him every day, I guess that's a good talking piece. Hey, what's going on with you? How's Albert doing? You said Albert wasn't feeling well. Yep, albert's not feeling well, my 30-year-old alligator, jeez.

Speaker 2:

I got a good packing up the truck story for you. Oh, I'm in. First off, let's hit you with some trivia. Did you know that?

Speaker 1:

Hershey owns Cadbury.

Speaker 2:

The Cadbury eggs, yes, I thought they were Cadbury England Could be two separate companies, but the Cadbury here in the United States, Hershey owns them. Really Very interesting, which brings me to my next point. Every year Cadbury eggs have a bunny tryout Mm-hmm For their new mascot. Yeah, I remember the commercials. There was always a prop running a lion roaring Yep. There's a $7,000 prize which is awesome.

Speaker 1:

What if they'll take a grown man as a Cadbury bunny?

Speaker 2:

They will not take a grown man, but they will take a two-year-old raccoon named Louie as this year's winner. No way Of the bunny tryouts. Yes, so the Cadbury bunny this year is a raccoon named Louie.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I have so many questions, but one is Louie somebody's pet.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that is a good question. Louie is actually a rescue, so Louie didn't have a mom. Actually, a vet tech by the name of Jamie Arslan took him in after he didn't have a mom. She named him Louie after her father, who had passed away at the same time. She got Louie and now he's a happy little raccoon. He's $7,000 richer and he's now the face of Cadbury Eggs man Louie is going to be legendary.

Speaker 1:

Good for him. So many more questions. Where do the eggs come from? But I digress. A raccoon representing Cadbury eggs. Raccoons are cool man.

Speaker 2:

They are.

Speaker 1:

If we go back to episode 52 with our guest Chance, he had a pet raccoon.

Speaker 2:

He did have a pet raccoon. He did and a horrific raccoon story. Ange calls me a raccoon.

Speaker 1:

Dark circles under your eyes. You're up late at night and she calls me a raccoon. Dark circles under your eyes. You're up late at night.

Speaker 2:

No, she calls me a trash panda. Oh, okay, yeah, I like my stuff. And she'll be like why do you have this? And I'm like because I like it. And she'll be like you're a trash panda and I'm like.

Speaker 1:

I know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but it's mine yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm happy for Louie Living his best life. Dude.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he is. You know who else is living their best life? Us 59 episodes Harry Buddy.

Speaker 2:

I can't believe it's 59, and I can't believe it's only 59.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was thinking about this as I was preparing the show sheet Next week is 60. We're almost used to retirement age.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it felt like we just hit 50.

Speaker 1:

I know Now, once the good times start rolling, they keep a rolling on and on. So before we close out, I'm going to challenge all of our listeners. We have a goal right this year to hit all 50 states. At least one listen in all 50 states, and we have nine states to go, so technically we're at 41 states. So if you know anybody in Alaska, idaho, mississippi, nebraska, new Hampshire, south Dakota, utah, vermont and Wyoming, share with them, let them know. So be sure to follow us on Facebook at the Trout Stream, and on Instagram and Twitter, slash X at TroutStreamPod.

Speaker 1:

Look, by the time the episode drops, the new brag is going to be out. So get up there, get on our pages, get on our social medias, get on all of our socials, our medias. Is there slang for social media now? Harrysm? Have we abbreviated that short? Yet Probably not. Get in there, right, and then leave a rating review wherever you listen to us from. Give us that five, we'll give you a high five virtually back. Leave a review. I don't care what you want in there, just tell us who your favorite Cadbury bunny is. I'd be Louie. The best way to expand the trial stream is by word of mouth from listeners like you, so tell your friends, families, coworkers, enemies who else? Harry?

Speaker 1:

Albert the Alligator man Albert the Alligator man Albert the Alligator about your new favorite podcast.

Speaker 2:

Thanks for listening. Don't get your lines tangled and if you need help, reach out. Guarantee someone will listen. Go Phils, Go Phils.

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